Masturbation techniques

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-06 03:30pm

LadyTevar wrote:
Raxmei wrote:Do shoggoths count as toys or partners?

.................... What is with all the Tenacle/Cthulu porn this past week?!?!

At least it isn't midget porn...

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-09-06 03:41pm

LadyTevar wrote:
Raxmei wrote:Do shoggoths count as toys or partners?

.................... What is with all the Tenacle/Cthulu porn this past week?!?!

I, at least, didn't go beyond mental imagery of Asenath Waite (from HPL's The Thing On The Doorstep) and Willow Rosenberg (from Buffy The Vampire Slayer) having "intimate relations"...

BUT SHOGGOTH PORN??? Even Derleth wouldn't approve of that.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-06 04:32pm

Who's Shoggoth?

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-09-06 04:52pm

Or what, as the case may be (assuming some sort of relation to the comparisons).

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-09-06 05:00pm

Vorlon1701 wrote:Who's Shoggoth?

Considering that it is related to Cthulhu and sex, do you really want to know?

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-06 05:37pm

neoolong wrote:
Vorlon1701 wrote:Who's Shoggoth?
Considering that it is related to Cthulhu and sex, do you really want to know?

Considering my curiosity and it's famous tendency to burn the crap out of me...

Yes please.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-09-07 05:33am

Vorlon1701 wrote:Who's Shoggoth?

Here's a description of a Shoggoth, from At The Mountains Of Madness

H.P. Lovecraft wrote: It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train ? a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and unforming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all litter.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-07 12:21pm

LadyTevar wrote:.................... What is with all the Tenacle/Cthulu porn this past week?!?!

It's because you touch yourself at night.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-09-07 01:01pm

aerius wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:.................... What is with all the Tenacle/Cthulu porn this past week?!?!
It's because you touch yourself at night.

I thought it was because....

(dramatic music starts playing in the background)

Who controls the british crown, who keeps the metric system down?

Shaka[Zulu] · Post by **Shaka[Zulu]** » 2003-09-07 03:31pm

well... I can actually do it with the use of mental imagery (ie no physical assistance whatsoever -- not even pics or video) alone, although the image Im using has to be pretty damn good -- often involving girls I know, but cant approach for whatever reason. typically tho, that only serves to get me started, and physical actuation becomes necessary.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-09-07 05:45pm

Why do I even bother

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-09-08 12:41am

aerius wrote:Damn you big-dicked bastards! Either that or you have small hands.

Mwah!

Actually, my hand is about 8 1/2 inches from wrist to fingertips and 4" from one side of my palm to the other.

I'm also 7" long. What does that tell you?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-09-08 04:38am

Vertigo1 wrote:
aerius wrote:Damn you big-dicked bastards! Either that or you have small hands.
Mwah! Actually, my hand is about 8 1/2 inches from wrist to fingertips and 4" from one side of my palm to the other. I'm also 7" long. What does that tell you?

That I'm bigger.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-08 05:58am

Vertigo1 wrote:Two-fisted technique for me.

As for multiple orgasms....I've only been able to do that one time when I was 14. I've tried my damnest to do it again, to no avail. All I can say is, it felt so damn good that I nearly passed out! (yes, it actually is possible. I even ejaculated twice as much as normal! This was immediately after the first too.)

Probably gonna regret posting that last bit later cuz koji and Einy are prolly gonna nag the hell out of me over it.

Oh kewl!!! Was it enough to fill a cup with?

Raxmei wrote:Do shoggoths count as toys or partners?

Why oh WHY THE FUCK do you want to know that!!?!? On second thought, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-08 06:09am

Gandalf wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:
aerius wrote:Damn you big-dicked bastards! Either that or you have small hands.
Mwah! Actually, my hand is about 8 1/2 inches from wrist to fingertips and 4" from one side of my palm to the other. I'm also 7" long. What does that tell you?
That I'm bigger.

And I am too.

BTW my hands are about the size of Vert's hands. People say I have extremely long skinny fingers too. Perfect H4x0r's hands!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-09-08 06:53am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote: Mwah! Actually, my hand is about 8 1/2 inches from wrist to fingertips and 4" from one side of my palm to the other. I'm also 7" long. What does that tell you?
That I'm bigger.
And I am too.

BTW my hands are about the size of Vert's hands. People say I have extremely long skinny fingers too. Perfect H4x0r's hands!

My hands are about that big, and I'm not fully grown yet.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-09-08 06:59am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:(dramatic music starts playing in the background)

Who controls the british crown, who keeps the metric system down?

No one!

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-09-08 06:12pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:BTW my hands are about the size of Vert's hands. People say I have extremely long skinny fingers too. Perfect H4x0r's hands!

I do too.

They're perfect for reaching for small parts in tight places.....as well as being the ladies' best friends.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-08 06:28pm

Vertigo1 wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:BTW my hands are about the size of Vert's hands. People say I have extremely long skinny fingers too. Perfect H4x0r's hands!
I do too. They're perfect for reaching for small parts in tight places.....as well as being the ladies' best friends.

Or the guys' best friends. Prostate Massage, anyone? I'll be having all y'alls dicks drooling precum like Niagara Falls in no time!!!

EDIT:

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-08 06:51pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Or the guys' best friends. Prostate Massage, anyone? I'll be having all y'alls dicks drooling precum like Niagara Falls in no time!!!

EDIT:

Holy shit that's one bad image...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-08 06:55pm

Vorlon1701 wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Or the guys' best friends. Prostate Massage, anyone? I'll be having all y'alls dicks drooling precum like Niagara Falls in no time!!!

EDIT:
Holy shit that's one bad image...

Good.

FUQ, anyone?

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-09-08 07:17pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Good. FUQ, anyone?

Not recently.

(I had to say it!)

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-08 07:19pm

Vertigo1 wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Good. FUQ, anyone?
Not recently. (I had to say it!)

ROFLMAO!!!

That's

FUNNY!!!

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-08 08:52pm

Vertigo1 wrote:Mwah! Actually, my hand is about 8 1/2 inches from wrist to fingertips and 4" from one side of my palm to the other. I'm also 7" long. What does that tell you?

It tells me you have a bigger dick than I do. On the other hand I have a sexy GF to stick my dick into every day, so I guess that makes up for my little pecker.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-09-08 09:14pm

Must... kill... aerius...