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Happy fuckin' birthday to me.

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I hate 7 September. I'm getting old. I think it's time to get drunk,<Censored> and laid in no particular order. (Preferably simultaneously.)


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*kisses Raoul softly on the lips*

Don't be a sourpuss on your birthday. That's no fun. :P
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Zaia wrote:*kisses Raoul softly on the lips*

Don't be a sourpuss on your birthday. That's no fun. :P
Aw... you know, you're makin' it real difficult to pull off the "aging disgracefully" routine. Thanks, sweetheart. :)
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On behalf of all of us who are 32 and older... *delivers a Looney-Toons-style hypersmackage upon Raoul Duke Jr.*

While you are old enough to drink legally,you are NOT old enough to complain about old age legally.

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Sorry, couldn't resist. Happy birthday, Raoul!!!
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*wonders what Stormie censored* :twisted:
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innerbrat wrote:*wonders what Stormie censored* :twisted:
Probly something I like doing. Remember kiddies, it's a plant, not a demon!
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Probly something I like doing. Remember kiddies, it's a plant, not a demon!
Don't spoil my mental images by such mundane activites. My imagination has Raoul <censored>, <censored>, than finishing it all of by <censored> with a giant <censored>.
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Happy B-day, dude!! :wink:
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Danke, danke. Yes, I finally did manage to go out and get <censored> in the back of a <censored> <edited>, and woke up this morning with a monumental <censored>, which still hasn't subsided yet.
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Happy Belated Birthday, Raoul. *blows kiss*
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Well i hope your brithday was better than mine :D ...
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innerbrat wrote:Don't spoil my mental images by such mundane activites. My imagination has Raoul <censored>, <censored>, than finishing it all of by <censored> with a giant <censored>.
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So, Raoul, what did you do or not do on your birthday? Was it really that bad? :wink:
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Happy birthday, Raoul. Just don't let the <censored> jokes get old.

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Happy birthday Raoul.

May you not get hit by a steamroller.
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Gandalf wrote:Happy birthday Raoul.

May you not get hit by a steamroller.
A thing fervently to be pursued. (Not getting hit by a steamroller, that is.)

Actually, I didn't do much of anything to celebrate the 28th example of the Grim Reaper's inattentiveness. Which is to say, I didn't really go out of my way to exploit said inattentiveness this year. Maybe I'm getting lazy in my old age.

There was a small comfort against old age, though -- I got carded! Yay! (One sign of growing up, if not growing old, is that you're happy to be carded -- somewhere over the quarter-century mark, it goes from insult to annoyance to pure flattery.)
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