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I saw a special on the discovery channel, about a chilli contest.
One of the contestants wore latex gloves to cook with.
When asked why, he said that he wore contacts.
Hmmmmmm.

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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Worse: DON'T DO THIS WHEN YOU'RE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL WITH MANDATORY PE CLASS!!! EVER! At least wait till your High School Junior year when you don't have PE...
Nah, if they start making fun of you, just say you did it for your girl. :) You know....so she wouldn't get a face full of fur when she....well, you know!. ;) That shuts most of them up real quick. :mrgreen: If that doesn't work, you could also add in that you got tired of your hair getting pulled out by the roots everytime you got a hard-on. I'm talking from experience here. :)
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Gandalf wrote:It was Pantene Pro- V.
:wtf: I'm guessing the main ingredient is hydrochloric acid?!
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Never directly staple your hand using a stapler, even if you "wonder if this hurts?" as one of my school friends did. The even stupider thing is that he repeated it a couple of days later. :lol:
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Vertigo1 wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Worse: DON'T DO THIS WHEN YOU'RE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL WITH MANDATORY PE CLASS!!! EVER! At least wait till your High School Junior year when you don't have PE...
Nah, if they start making fun of you, just say you did it for your girl. :) You know....so she wouldn't get a face full of fur when she....well, you know!. ;) That shuts most of them up real quick. :mrgreen: If that doesn't work, you could also add in that you got tired of your hair getting pulled out by the roots everytime you got a hard-on. I'm talking from experience here. :)
One problem: What girl? I didn't get a date till I was 17 and it was a sex date with that 39yo guy..

Something tells me I'm Chickenhawk bait...
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:One problem: What girl? I didn't get a date till I was 17 and it was a sex date with that 39yo guy..

Something tells me I'm Chickenhawk bait...
So? Do they follow you around everywhere you go? Just say its someone from another school. :)
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Vertigo1 wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:One problem: What girl? I didn't get a date till I was 17 and it was a sex date with that 39yo guy..

Something tells me I'm Chickenhawk bait...
So? Do they follow you around everywhere you go? Just say its someone from another school. :)
I'm long since bopped outta school (dropped out 3 years ago, got t3h GED this last April), and I always have a MUCH easier time (more like 'No Effort On My Part At All') getting a guy in bed when he's over 35 than guys my age for some reason...
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