If you were a serial killer, who would you serial kill?

Drach · Post by **Drach** » 2003-09-09 09:37am

I would be the Movie Theatre Mangler, and I would kill people that caused incessant ruckus at movies. Talking, laughing extremely annoyingly, answering cell phones, all of these would introduce you to the sharp end of my hatchet.

/bordum on

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-09 09:40am

I would be the Sci-Fi Message Board Bludgeoner.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-09 09:52am

I would kill cereal of course, what else would a cereal killer kill? Oh...you said "Serial" not "Cereal"...nevermind...

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-09-09 10:18am

I would start with Captain Crunch, then work my way to Tony The Tiger and the Trix Rabbit.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-09 10:19am

Durandal wrote:I would start with Captain Crunch, then work my way to Tony The Tiger and the Trix Rabbit.

Oh God, the puns just keep coming in...

I dunno, I'd start maybe with those annoying asses who have to scream on the bus or something...

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-09-09 10:45am

I would be a serial killer of serial killers.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-09 10:50am

Mob leaders, terrorists, rapists, child abusers. All would feel the wrath of my mallet.

SHODAN · Post by **SHODAN** » 2003-09-09 11:12am

I prefer WMDs over silly serial killing rituals to get rid of the undesired people.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-09-09 11:23am

Zoink wrote:I would be a serial killer of serial killers.

In other words, you'd commit suicide.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-09 11:35am

I would have a job for life,there are many criminals to kill.
Rapists,paedophiles,biker gangs,mafiosi,lawyers and politicians.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-09-09 11:48am

Durandal wrote:
Zoink wrote:I would be a serial killer of serial killers.
In other words, you'd commit suicide.

Eventually

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-09-09 01:18pm

You mean I have to choose?

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-09-09 01:45pm

Anyone who talks loudly with a cellphone. Oh yes.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-09-09 01:48pm

Highway murderer of slow drivers.

Coaan · Post by **Coaan** » 2003-09-09 02:31pm

After careful rethinking....

Everyone.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-09-09 02:44pm

Nazis. I hate those guys. Not the nazi wannabes, either. I'm talking full card-carrying members of the Nazi party.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-09-09 02:59pm

Everyone I could get my hands on.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-09-09 03:15pm

So many choices!

Would I be a John Wayne Gacey/Bob Burdella gay bondage predator? Naw. It's been done.

Would I be a horrific random "get 'em in their sleep" family killer? Naw. Again, it's been done.

A Jeffery Dahmer/Ed Gein style cannibalistic sex ritual murderer? Now, that is a little more unique, but not unique enough.

Maybe I could pick prostitutes at random...Oh hell, that's as common as grass, now isn't it!

I got it! I'll be a "Natural Born Killers" style roadside mass murderer! I even live in a state were they film all that nice scenery to commit atrocities in!

Posbi · Post by **Posbi** » 2003-09-09 03:36pm

Rappers. They just annoy me, and world would be a much nicer place for me without them and their crappy music...

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-09-09 03:47pm

Posbi wrote:Rappers. They just annoy me, and world would be a much nicer place for me without them and their crappy music...

Not music, noise pollution

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-09 04:23pm

I think I have started and then abandoned a fanfic about that.

simple really, take cue from the movie "M", & "Boondock Saints" they are worse then I am, they choose this life, I can't help myself, and only go after those that deserve to die, give me your abusers of women and children, your armed thugs, your wicked and your currupt. I shall deal with them in a most fitting manner. Ok and the token Tony Bennet refrence I will have to leave a heart is San Francisco, under neath the golden gate....

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-09-09 04:26pm

Anyone who caught my interest, most likely.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-09-09 04:31pm

Whoever I was mad at the moment I had the urge to kill, most likely.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-09-09 04:55pm

All those people who deserve to be dead.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-09-09 05:16pm

All the bad teachers in my school. And all the black girls who like to yell real loud right behind me. That's annoying.