Police called after 80-year-old woman visits disco

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-09-09 01:54pm

Police called after 80-year-old woman visits disco
September 3, 2003

Police were called to a discotheque in the German town of Duisburg after an 80-year-old woman sat herself down at the club's bar in the early hours of the morning.

The disco's owners alerted police who sent two officers around.

After the woman explained she simply wanted to visit a disco, she was left to continue her stay.

"She ordered a cola with schnapps," the police report said.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-09-09 01:57pm

Errrrrr.....okay....

*snicker*

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-09-09 03:25pm

What the hell?

Was the disco closed or something?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-09-09 03:27pm

neoolong wrote:What the hell?

Was the disco closed or something?

Probably assumed she had dementia or some other illness.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-09-09 03:32pm

Well, if you're going to the disco at 80.....

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-09-09 04:03pm

She was just having a drink for her birthday, and decided to get down and get funky. However the rest of the crowd being young were deathly afraid of anyone of former generations making a sexual being of themselves, because they remind them of granny. So they pulled her off.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-09-09 05:19pm

Wow. They called when she wasn't being disruptive or showing signs of mental instability. Just for being old.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-09 05:24pm

Dammit man, I JUST ATE!!!

Anyhow, while she does have every right to be there, I don't think the club owners want an 80 year old lady hanging out in their nightclub. It'd scare away the customers who don't wanna be reminded that someone like their grandma (or who is their grandma) is also a sexually motivated human being.

Pukealicious...

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-09-09 11:10pm

Too funny!!

Reminds me of one of the movies about Studio 54...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-09-09 11:34pm

Heh, good way to stick it to those young hooligans.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-09-10 07:58am

Just because we get older, doesn't mean we don't wanna get funky no more.

Frankly, I've started getting stares from teens when I turn up at *movie theatres* for traditionally teen-hangout movies. Thankfully, no one has become unreasoningly paranoid and called the cops on me yet, but I can only assume it'll be a matter of time before one of my wrinkles lashes out at them and ruins a makeout session, and then, well, there's just no alternative to legal action, is there?

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-09-10 08:07am

It's a good thing I lost the last of my hair back in 1890, else my beard would be pretty long and dangerous by now.

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-09-10 08:08am

Lagmonster wrote:Just because we get older, doesn't mean we don't wanna get funky no more.

Frankly, I've started getting stares from teens when I turn up at *movie theatres* for traditionally teen-hangout movies. Thankfully, no one has become unreasoningly paranoid and called the cops on me yet, but I can only assume it'll be a matter of time before one of my wrinkles lashes out at them and ruins a makeout session, and then, well, there's just no alternative to legal action, is there?

I suggest a bag and some scissors.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-09-10 08:19am

AGEISM!

If I'm 80 and want to do the Funky Chicken at the local nightclub then I'll damn well do it, no law to stop me, dammit!

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-09-10 05:04pm

The true crime here is that she was drinking schnapps and coke.

Other than that abomination, way to go granny!