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Tatterdemalion · Post by **Tatterdemalion** » 2003-09-08 03:38pm

Durran Korr wrote: NFL, something those strange folks who don't watch college football seem to enjoy.

College Football? Why would anyone want to watch a bunch of teenagers kicking a ball around? Must be an american thing.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-09-08 10:44pm

Steve wrote:That was an awesome blowout. Looks like the Bills might finally have some life in them again.

I'll hand it to the Bills, they didn't disappoint me in my weekly football pool...they made the Pats look like dog food!

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-09-09 08:44am

Captain_Cyran wrote:CYRAN: Hey, what's this? *Cyran picks up Crackpot, messes with the wires.*

CRACKPOT: Darkstar is right.

CYRAN: That won't do...*Cyran kicks Crackpot.*

CRACKPOT: Woah, what happened.
_______

See Kuja, kicking always works.

*three hours later crackpot is found wandering the board in his underwear, drunk, clutching the 2001 Vince Lombardi Trophy and incoherantly babbling about Scott Norwood.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-09-09 01:55pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
*three hours later crackpot is found wandering the board in his underwear, drunk, clutching the 2001 Vince Lombardi Trophy and incoherantly babbling about Scott Norwood.

KUJA: Kicking always works, huh? *bashes Crackpot with the sledehammer and mails him to Tennessee*

CRACKPOT: FORWARD PASS! FORWARD PASS! FORWARD PASS! *ad infinitum*

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-09-09 03:32pm

Kuja wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:
*three hours later crackpot is found wandering the board in his underwear, drunk, clutching the 2001 Vince Lombardi Trophy and incoherantly babbling about Scott Norwood.
KUJA: Kicking always works, huh? *bashes Crackpot with the sledehammer and mails him to Tennessee*

That's not the way Crackpot always acts?

TheDarkOne · Post by **TheDarkOne** » 2003-09-09 06:41pm

weemadando wrote:
Coaan wrote:Seriously, Rugby doesn't give nearly as many injuries as you would think. Assuming your playing by the rules that won't get you sent off...

Try the stuff they pull in american football though and you would break people after long enough. That said, I'd be curious to watch a rugby team play against an Nfl team in both situations...like a face off of the two games.
Been done. An NFL team toured the world playing nations at their own games. They got thoroughly butt-fucked by Rugby Union teams.

Also believe me when I saw that the armour is not there to protect you, its there to fuck others up/let them fuck you up. The best place for a helmet is not on your head, its being smashed into the side of an opposing linemans knee. Pads are half the time being pushed up into your throat and generally prove to be more hassle than they are worth.

Is there any documentation of this online? I'd like see it.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-09-09 10:25pm

I don't pay much attention to the NFL. All I'm sure about is:

-The Super Bowl will be between two different teams
-One team will beat the other by one point or more
-The network airing the Super Bowl will be pre-empting TV shows in the timeslot
-The field will be 100 yards from one goalpost to the other

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-09 10:48pm

The Bills will triumph!!!!

Or at least, I hope they improve over last year.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-09-09 10:52pm

Darth Wong wrote:The Bills will triumph!!!!

Or at least, I hope they improve over last year.

*Pats Wong on the shoulder.*

No, no they won't. They might improve...but triumph? *shakes his head*

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-09-09 11:21pm

Darth Wong wrote:The Bills will triumph!!!!

Yeah, whatever.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-09-10 01:04am

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:The Bills will triumph!!!!

Or at least, I hope they improve over last year.
*Pats Wong on the shoulder.*

No, no they won't. They might improve...but triumph? *shakes his head*

We can always dream. *sigh*

Yeah, whatever.

155 of those people are now walking corpses. *charges out the door*

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-09-10 04:56pm

Kuja wrote:
Yeah, whatever.
155 of those people are now walking corpses. *charges out the door*

*Pulls out the Auto-Castrator* Right behind ya.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-09-10 05:04pm

You poor, deluded guys. (edited from fools, was a bad choice of words, sorry)
september 21st is your Day, Bills fans. It will be a day you all long remember, for zack Thomas and friends will show you all how to play football.
No comments about the Texan game. It was a fluke.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-09-10 05:07pm

Chardok wrote:You poor, deluded guys. (edited from fools, was a bad choice of words, sorry)
september 21st is your Day, Bills fans. It will be a day you all long remember, for zack Thomas and friends will show you all how to play football.
No comments about the Texan game. It was a fluke.

I never said the Bills would win...I just want to use this baby on some people...

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-09-10 05:08pm

*wonders where one obtains an Auto castrator*
Would it be in the same isle as the automatic turkey masturbator/inceminator? (sp?)

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