Strange News

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-09-09 02:17pm

Funny stuff: http://www.voiceone.com/html/strange3.html

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-09-10 04:35am

Woman Mistakenly Adjusts Wrong Man's 'Package'

From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.

This is too funny!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-09-10 04:43am

This reminds me of a short amateur film I saw once, a man was out working on his car, in work overalls. The wife decides she'll go and give him a blowjob, unfortunately, her husband had actually gone down the street and it was his neighbour who was under the car.

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-09-10 08:16am

That's a pretty fun little site. I liked the one about the giant racoon.