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Ah, the but the burning question is who's the lucky temp?Zaia wrote:Spank me if this is off-topic, but I feel the urge to show y'all what I got over the weekend and wore to my office yesterday (if you didn't read about it in HOS, it was to keep my mind occupied with thoughts of dragging unsuspecting temps into the nearest broom closet to enjoy my naught undies instead of thinking about how much my job sucks).
I got these panties right here.
Leonard, 22, paralegal, going to law school, and is the cutest black guy with the nicest smile that I've met in a while. He's heaps of fun and we get along really well. And he's a major flirt. Especially with me.Stormbringer wrote:Ah, the but the burning question is who's the lucky temp?
Dammit, some temps have all the luck. I start temping and what happens to me? I get thrown in a shipping plant that rubs a layer of skin off of my hands. Then I complain about my hours and I get sent to a grimy electroplating facility that give me decent hours but sends me home caked in dust and grease and bone-weary. Meanwhile, this guy gets sent to a place where a hot redhead fantasizes about dragging him off to the closet and having her way with him? *grabs the nearest bladed baseball bat* IT'S NOT FAIR, I TELL YOU!Zaia wrote:Leonard, 22, paralegal, going to law school, and is the cutest black guy with the nicest smile that I've met in a while. He's heaps of fun and we get along really well. And he's a major flirt. Especially with me.Stormbringer wrote:Ah, the but the burning question is who's the lucky temp?
I probably wouldn't have done it for real since I'm in love with Brian and all, but I did think about it... After all, I'm not actually dating Brian or anything...heh...
Well, now I do...innerbrat wrote:OK, hands up who's got the mental image of me and Zaia lingerie shopping together?
I do now.innerbrat wrote:OK, hands up who's got the mental image of me and Zaia lingerie shopping together?
That's funny, because I did, and obviously so did innerbrat. Both of us before either Gandalf or Spanky here. You guys must be slipping...Gandalf wrote:I do now.innerbrat wrote:OK, hands up who's got the mental image of me and Zaia lingerie shopping together?
I've got a better mental image than that.innerbrat wrote:OK, hands up who's got the mental image of me and Zaia lingerie shopping together?
Hmm, the girls having dirtier minds than the guys.Zaia wrote:That's funny, because I did, and obviously so did innerbrat. Both of us before either Gandalf or Spanky here. You guys must be slipping...Gandalf wrote:I do now.innerbrat wrote:OK, hands up who's got the mental image of me and Zaia lingerie shopping together?
Well' that mental imagery is nothing compared to Zaia's avatar...Gandalf wrote:I do now.innerbrat wrote:OK, hands up who's got the mental image of me and Zaia lingerie shopping together?
"Kill" your arm? not really. but it is neat to try at least once.Vorlon1701 wrote:Is it worth it to kill my arm to do this?Death from the Sea wrote:One of the oddest is "the stranger" where you sit on your arm/hand till it is numb and then you masturbate with that so you don't feel it in your hand and it feels like another person doing it, it is kinda hard to do properly.
I don't know it is possible, but I heard of this (and tried it) way back in High School which for me ended 8 years ago, so it was before Gone in 60 Seconds that I heard about it.neoolong wrote:Isn't that from Gone in 60 Seconds.
Whether, either one of them's a lucky bastard and they'd damn well better know that.Zaia wrote:Leonard, 22, paralegal, going to law school, and is the cutest black guy with the nicest smile that I've met in a while. He's heaps of fun and we get along really well. And he's a major flirt. Especially with me.Stormbringer wrote:Ah, the but the burning question is who's the lucky temp?
I probably wouldn't have done it for real since I'm in love with Brian and all, but I did think about it... After all, I'm not actually dating Brian or anything...heh...
Sure, why not?Zaia wrote:Spank me if this is off-topic....
Get in line hun.jmac wrote:Sure, why not?
*spanks Zaia*
Wow, that line's gotta be a mile long by now...and everyone's poking the guy ahead...Vertigo1 wrote:Get in line hun.jmac wrote:Sure, why not?
*spanks Zaia*
Dammit, I just ran out of tissues!Stormbringer wrote:Now we know what hundreds of hormone laden young men are going to be whacking it to.
LOLStormbringer wrote:Now we know what hundreds of hormone laden young men are going to be whacking it to.jmac wrote:Sure, why not?Zaia wrote:Spank me if this is off-topic....
*spanks Zaia*
No bad can come of this, well the good kind of bad can.innerbrat wrote:Excuse me, I'll me right back
*wanders off to the cupboard marked 'toys'*
No, that's OK, I can flog Z and J quite nicely on my own, thanks.neoolong wrote:The gracious gentleman that I am, do you need any help with that?
