The Illuminati?

XPViking · Post by **XPViking** » 2002-09-26 02:32am

waitaminute....what happened to plan-b? - IG88E

Simple he forgot all about it... Hmmm all out of Amensia dust.. uuuh LARGE HEAVY BLUNT OBJECT!

*Whomp!

*Thud....

Hmm this is gettting rather messy~Mr Bean

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2002-09-26 02:23pm

The Illuminati exist! http://oneworldorder.org/

I belong to an elite superhero group that thwarts their everyday attacks on your freedom. Myself (the reincarnation of Jesus) along with a few other powerfull beings like Ness (the Loch Ness Monster), Yeti (aka Abomidal Snowman), and Anal Probe (alien from alpha centauri) fight their evil agents like Mr.Bean.

...but seriously: I'm sure they exist, in fact there are probably all sorts of secret organisations all thinking they are the illuminati. Although ,I probably disagree with them on how much power they wield.

Not all nut-jobs become Christian. You basically have your three types: The social nut-job (who joins Christianity), you anti-social nut-job (who joins Wicca, Templar Knights, Illuminati), and your science-"un"conscious nut-jobs (who think Star Trek is real technology).

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2002-09-26 02:49pm

Mr. Bean, can I join the Illuminati?

Stupid question, I know, but +1 post count all the same.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-26 03:21pm

Mr. Bean, can I join the Illuminati?

Well you have to go through a variaty of bizzard an inexpiclable rituals, most of which even we don't understand but hey they are in the charater

Oh and swear to uplhold cartoonish super villany and not nasty normal evil villany

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-26 04:30pm

Zoink wrote:The Illuminati exist! http://oneworldorder.org/

I belong to an elite superhero group that thwarts their everyday attacks on your freedom. Myself (the reincarnation of Jesus) along with a few other powerfull beings like Ness (the Loch Ness Monster), Yeti (aka Abomidal Snowman), and Anal Probe (alien from alpha centauri) fight their evil agents like Mr.Bean.

Another group that I'll have to make sure meets my chopping block in the cleansing..

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-26 06:06pm

Or Alternatly

http://www.sjgames.com/illuminati/

given the majoriity consensis and my personal feelings too.

XPViking · Post by **XPViking** » 2002-09-26 09:08pm

Found Some More *Poof Amensia dust!~Mr Bean

Huuh? Waaaaa whooo?

Perfect.. I think

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-26 09:37pm

There thats taken care of

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-26 10:28pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Zoink wrote:The Illuminati exist! http://oneworldorder.org/

I belong to an elite superhero group that thwarts their everyday attacks on your freedom. Myself (the reincarnation of Jesus) along with a few other powerfull beings like Ness (the Loch Ness Monster), Yeti (aka Abomidal Snowman), and Anal Probe (alien from alpha centauri) fight their evil agents like Mr.Bean.

Another group that I'll have to make sure meets my chopping block in the cleansing..

Ah, tthough we are archrivals Sea Skimmer I have too agree with you like Crackers like Bean must be put down.

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-09-26 11:50pm

Gah! No, not the forgetting dust again! Yeargh...

Must leave evidence to disrupt illuminati control...

Urgh.. Splutter.

http://www.2012.com.au

*gasp - thud*

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-09-27 12:40am

Now there is a Steve Jackson Board Game/Collectable Card Game about it.

The game is called Illuminati: New World Order and its pretty fun. I played it at SJSU. It came out when conspiracy theories were really popular and X-files was at its peak.

One time during the game, I used the CIA to plant a car bomb and assasinate Imelda Marcos.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-27 12:47am

When I was at College, we had a picture of CSM, with the caption, thank you for not smoking.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-27 01:00am

weemadando wrote:Gah! No, not the forgetting dust again! Yeargh...

Must leave evidence to disrupt illuminati control...

Urgh.. Splutter.

http://www.2012.com.au

*gasp - thud*

They're joking right?

XPViking · Post by **XPViking** » 2002-09-27 03:21am

I remember playing that board game. It was fast moving because it didn't have a lot of rules.

And no, Captain Lennox, they aren't joking!!

XPViking

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-09-27 03:33am

Captain Lennox wrote:
weemadando wrote:Gah! No, not the forgetting dust again! Yeargh...

Must leave evidence to disrupt illuminati control...

Urgh.. Splutter.

http://www.2012.com.au

*gasp - thud*
They're joking right? :shock:

You're joking right? I spent 1 hour at a "psychic expo" taking the piss out of that guy after watching one of his "informative videos". He really believes in it all.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-27 03:42am

weemadando wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote:
weemadando wrote:Gah! No, not the forgetting dust again! Yeargh...

Must leave evidence to disrupt illuminati control...

Urgh.. Splutter.

http://www.2012.com.au

*gasp - thud*
They're joking right?
You're joking right? I spent 1 hour at a "psychic expo" taking the piss out of that guy after watching one of his "informative videos". He really believes in it all.

I was spamming, but I had something else too say i just forget what it was.

XPViking · Post by **XPViking** » 2002-09-27 03:50am

weemadando,

One time, when I was driving taxi, I picked up a psychic. That's what she claimed. So I asked her, "What's my name?" There was nothing in the car that would reveal my identity and so after about 10 minutes she gave up. "Not much of a psychic are you? Five bucks please. Have fun at the psychic convention."

XPViking

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-09-27 10:30am

I think the Illuminati are just a made up conspiracy. But I am not saying that there aren't conspiracies and secret societies. The Council on Foreign Relations, Trilateral Commission are all extremely secretive and have a LOT of influence over policy in US and Europe.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-09-27 01:37pm

puts on dark glasses

Flash

You did not see the illuminati, they do not exist, now, return to the mines SLAVES!

bugger, done it again

Flash

You did not see the illuminati, they do not exist. It is merely a figment of your imagination. David eikes six foot shapeshifing lizards are however, real.

and again

Flash

You will all now join a buddist monastry in the hymalayas

there, that should do.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2002-09-27 02:43pm

Mr Bean wrote:Well you have to go through a variaty of bizzard an inexpiclable rituals, most of which even we don't understand but hey they are in the charater

Oh and swear to uplhold cartoonish super villany and not nasty normal evil villany

Sure, just as long as I don't have to eat pineapple.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-27 02:54pm

Nope no eating of werid and possible dangerious things is incudled

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-27 02:57pm

I'd say something, but you guys are making fools out of yourselves just fine w/out me.

Spoonist · Post by **Spoonist** » 2002-09-30 12:14pm

Just to point out the obvious:

Steve Jackson games have done TWO games on the topic.

Illuminati
The board game

and

Illuminaty New World Order
The collectible card game

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2002-09-30 07:17pm

If the Illuminati is made of up the richest people and they control the world, then it definitely does exist and its called "Big Business". Only they're not secret and don't need to be.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-09-30 10:53pm

I remember the Illuminati from the tv show Gargoyles.