Worst job you know of

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-09-10 03:35pm

I don't know about you guys, but the worst job I've EVER seen was that of a cook in the army. They NEVER get days off (Yes, i know they do, but for all intents and purposes, RARELY) they are up long before everyone else, (On account of they have to cook stuff) and holidays? HAH! Those are the days they work the hardest! So my vote goes to the most underappreciated career in the Army (Military) ALL HAIL THE COOKS!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-09-10 03:39pm

I was gonna say jizz mopper but the Turkey Wanker seems to take the cake.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-09-10 04:21pm

Montcalm wrote:How about intern at the white house during a democrat administration.

It's okay, as long as you're under 300 pounds.

Anyway, I'd say nursing home assistant has to take the cake, considering you have to bathe, feed, and clean up after the elderly people. Not to mention the old person smell. However, they do provide a valubale service to the senior citizens, and you'd have to respect them for that.

Turkey masturbator sounds is almost as bad, and what you gain in not having to bathe old naked people you lose in being attacked by improperly aroused turkeys.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-09-10 06:33pm

I once heard of a horse masturbator too.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-09-10 10:41pm

My job...?

~ver

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-09-10 10:51pm

the dude who cleans up animal shit in the back of parades. I mean, come on, following a big group around all day brushing horse shit around the street in the hot sun can't be fun.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-10 10:54pm

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:the dude who cleans up animal shit in the back of parades. I mean, come on, following a big group around all day brushing horse shit around the street in the hot sun can't be fun.

That job would be just fine for convicted paedophiles who`d had to clean the mess with their tongue.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-09-10 10:58pm

What about those poor bastards who have to go to the sewerage lakes, get in a speedboat to stir it up. I guess it's not as bad as the Turkey Wanker though.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-09-10 11:01pm

Superman wrote:I once heard of a horse masturbator too.

I think I'd rather masturbate chickens.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-09-10 11:06pm

There are also elephant masturbators, that was on the Daily Show.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-09-10 11:10pm

Peep show janitor. Have to clean out the private booths.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-10 11:14pm

fgalkin wrote:Peep show janitor. Have to clean out the private booths.

And you know that cause A you worked there or B you were a regular client.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-09-10 11:18pm

Montcalm wrote:
fgalkin wrote:Peep show janitor. Have to clean out the private booths.
And you know that cause A you worked there or B you were a regular client.

C. Did a google search for "worst job".

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-09-10 11:35pm

After reading this thread I think sd.net needs a warning; "Do not browse while eating"

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-09-11 12:42am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Montcalm wrote:How about intern at the white house during a democrat administration.
It's okay, as long as you're under 300 pounds.

Anyway, I'd say nursing home assistant has to take the cake, considering you have to bathe, feed, and clean up after the elderly people. Not to mention the old person smell. However, they do provide a valubale service to the senior citizens, and you'd have to respect them for that.

Turkey masturbator sounds is almost as bad, and what you gain in not having to bathe old naked people you lose in being attacked by improperly aroused turkeys.

Thanks for beating me to it. Nursing Home assistant, where else could you spend your day picking the shit out of a 90 year old man's impacted bowel?

I would rather be giving manual pleasure to poultry, thank you very much.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-09-11 12:46am

Id hate to be the guy that has to clean up bodies like Pancake Man and other parts. It must be brutal to have to recover the body of a child. Im not sure I could deal with that.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-09-11 01:24am

TrailerParkJawa wrote:Id hate to be the guy that has to clean up bodies like Pancake Man and other parts. It must be brutal to have to recover the body of a child. Im not sure I could deal with that.

Friend of mine was a coroner's assistant for a very brief period. He quit right after they had to recover the body of a dead prostitute.

She'd been dead for weeks.

They picked her up off the floor where she'd been lying, putrescent, by the shoulders and ankles. By this time, her flesh on her back had "melted" into the shag carpet, and her internal organs fell out of the body cavity in a cascade of horror.

He also worked for several mental institutions. He has the BEST work stories....

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-09-11 06:50am

Col. Crackpot wrote: you'd rather jerk off turkeys than flip burgers?

Fluffer != Turkey Jerker

Fluffers keep male pron stars 'ready'.

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2003-09-11 08:10pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
BoredShirtless wrote:A fluffer.
I SEVERELY Beg to Difffer!!

Worst Job? Easy. Anything that has to do with fast food!
you'd rather jerk off turkeys than flip burgers?

I won't say it, it's too easy!

Crazy Goji · Post by **Crazy Goji** » 2003-09-11 09:37pm

How about this:

TURD DIVER - I clean the grate at the sewer treatment plant. Enough said.

Or this:

HOG SLAUGHTERHOUSE PROCESSOR - I work in a slaughterhouse where we process hogs. They come in by the truckload and sometimes I have to lead them to the killing pen and kill them with a bullet in the head. Usually this job means that the technician ends up covered with blood. The hog is then placed upon meat hooks by its hind legs. After the hog is lifted into position, its neck is slit so that blood can drain into a large vat. Sometimes it seems that gallons of blood pours out. One benefit, though, is cheap hams and bacon. We get to buy meat at very low cost. Too bad we don't make enough money to buy very much. $9.00 as processor. It's a living.

Or maybe this:

ASBESTOS REMOVER - I by far have the worst job. All day I crawl around in dirt, grime, spiders, etc., all the while in my underwear with an air tight suit and a very uncomfortable respirator with millions of asbestos fibers floating around me in my hair, eyes and so on. This is by far the worst. I would be a prison guard any day of the week over an asbestos remover. Ps. Did I mention taking showers with other men at the end of the day?

Or how about this:

SUBSTITUTE JANITOR/SCHOOL BUS DRIVER - I think I have the worst job in America. It is amazing what children can think of to do in school bathrooms and on school buses when they know there is a sub on who doesn't know their name. I have cleaned up everything from vomit to shit to toilet bowls that more than one boy peed in and it was left from Friday night to Sunday night...and there were 4 like that..Did that bathroom ever reek!!!! I also had to open a locker that was full of fruit flies because the girl it belonged to had left all her leftover lunches in there for several months and the rotten stuff was running down the side of the locker and there was a whole garbage bag full of old lunches in there and millions of fruit flies all alive and swarming in my face. The boys have also taken apart the urinals and used the water lines for spraying each other...then they strung toilet paper from the roll to the toilet seat ....wrapped it around the toilet seat...put it in the toilet bowl and then peed and crapped in the toilet and didn't flush it. Plus they put stuff in the toilet bowl that had to be taken out by hand before it could be flushed. There are many more things I can think of to tell you...but believe me...children that go to school in school districts that are afraid to discipline them because they will lose them to the neighboring school can think of many horrible things to do to a sub because they know there are no repercussions for their actions.

It's amazing what you can find on the internet. For more, go to www. worstjob .com (remove spaces).

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-09-11 10:44pm

Abestos remover sounds pretty bad, and the hog slaughterhouse processor job seems gory. What I think would define worst job is having to deal with smelly things like dead bodies, shit, and vomit. I just can't handle stuff like that for some reason.

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2003-09-12 03:19am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:I was gonna say jizz mopper but the Turkey Wanker seems to take the cake.

How is mopping jizz any different from mopping anything else?

Superman wrote:I once heard of a horse masturbator too.

That would've made that Robert Redford movie far more interesting.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-09-12 03:41am

Superman wrote:What is the worst possible job that you can think of at the moment?

Being your personal assistant.

"No, sir, it's not foam."

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-09-12 04:32am

I already have to sometimes scrape dead animals off of our backyard pavement, but it doesn't sound as bad as that coroner's job.

Or maybe the worst job is the one with the highest risk. Being an infantryman in war, for example.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-09-13 05:46pm

Working as a Nurse in an old folks home is very nasty. My sister had to do just that this week in preperation for her nurses training. She reckons nothing is as sould destroying as wiping clean a 90yo woman who has shit all over her back and arse.

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