Belly-laugh joke goes belly-up

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-09-12 06:10am

Say it with me. With friends like these, who needs enemies?

Belly-laugh joke goes belly-up
September 12, 2003 - 12:56AM

A man was hospitalised with torn intestines after a friend, attempting a practical joke, pressed an air compressor to his backside.

The 48-year-old, a worker at an aluminium factory in the central Turkish town of Seydisehir, asked a co-worker to clean off the dust from his back with an air compressor, Anatolia news agency reported.

But the colleague instead pressed the device to his anus.

The victim underwent surgery, while his colleague was taken into police custody, Anatolia said.

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-09-12 06:21am

Oh Em Gee

The bastard who did that should be sued for millions

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-09-12 06:26am

He really got blown off his ass.

Though admittedly that wasn't cool.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-12 09:59am

That's disgusting. It's disheartening to see that some people just don't grow up. That's probably why they're working in the factory...

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-09-12 10:05am

Working in a factory is nothing to laugh at. It is, after all the machines that drive our economies!

On another note, That was seriously uncool, he HAD to be pressing that thing REALLY hard..most factory jobs require denim or heavy cotton pants, per OSHA regs. I mean, he would have had to be trying to ram that airhose UP his ass for it to do that much damage, plus, (Again per osha regs) compressed air nozzles are to have pressure relief holes in the sides of the nozzle so those things CAN'T happen, so it would seem to me the factory could be sued for violating safety regs just as easily as the ass-rammer guy....of course, if the factory isn't in america, OSHA regs don't apply...methinks...

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-09-12 02:30pm

LMAO, very cruel and inane but somehow funny at the same time.
What's the link?~Jason

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-09-12 02:32pm

Ouch.

Wow, a compressed-air enema.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-12 02:34pm

The world is full of Beavis & Buttheads

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-09-12 02:36pm

Xenophobe3691 wrote:That's disgusting. It's disheartening to see that some people just don't grow up. That's probably why they're working in the factory...

Ouch. That's a rather harsh thing to say, don't you think?

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-12 03:04pm

I'm sorry that the guy got hurt, but for some reason that is really really perversely funny to me.