Question for all JWs!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-13 01:22am

OK, there's a loser I know who is in his early thirties and has never had a girlfriend in his life. He's also a JW, and he claims that it's hard to find dates because a baptized JW is only allowed to date another baptized JW.

My question is: is this true? Or is he making excuses for his inability to get a date?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-09-13 01:27am

Is this the guy you mentioned in an earlier thread ("Who's the Biggest Loser you Know?"), where you said that he suffers from anal leakage and has developed man-boobs? If so, then I guess it's an excuse.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-09-13 01:30am

I was wondering that myself.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-13 01:32am

Yeah, it's the same guy. He's quite a sad case, really. I feel sorry for him, but everything that's gone wrong in his life has been due to his own actions.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-13 01:32am

He's bullshitting, Wong. Trust me.

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-09-13 01:34am

I remember that. Didn't he just convert?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-13 01:34am

Darth Wong wrote:Yeah, it's the same guy. He's quite a sad case, really. I feel sorry for him, but everything that's gone wrong in his life has been due to his own actions.

I kinda wanna know how he has man-boobs and anal leakage from his own actions. I'm wondering in that 'Curiosity-Killed-the-Cat' kinda way...

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-09-13 01:38am

Wong said he had a poor sense of nutrition; when he wanted to bulk up, he ate like 30 eggs a day and somewhere along the lines of 10 potatoes. Mike speculated that the man boobs were due to all of the hormones farmers feed their chickes to grow them into monsters, and the anal leakage was also a result of that.

Yeah, I loved that thread, since it made me feel beter about myself.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-13 01:42am

I remember when his idea of a square meal was to hard-boil 10 eggs, mix them in with about a half-jar of mayonnaise and 3 or 4 baked potatoes, add milk, mash all of this shit together in a large blender, and then drink the resulting horrifying concoction.

I wish I was making this up, but I'm not.

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-09-13 01:53am

Darth Wong wrote:I remember when his idea of a square meal was to hard-boil 10 eggs, mix them in with about a half-jar of mayonnaise and 3 or 4 baked potatoes, add milk, mash all of this shit together in a large blender, and then drink the resulting horrifying concoction.

I wish I was making this up, but I'm not.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-09-13 02:03am

Darth Wong wrote:I remember when his idea of a square meal was to hard-boil 10 eggs, mix them in with about a half-jar of mayonnaise and 3 or 4 baked potatoes, add milk, mash all of this shit together in a large blender, and then drink the resulting horrifying concoction.

I wish I was making this up, but I'm not.

*blink*

How much does he WEIGH?!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-13 02:23am

Nathan F wrote:How much does he WEIGH?!

He was closing in on 300 pounds at one point (and this is for an ectomorph!), and then he developed a case of diarrhea that lasted for months, and started literally shitting out body weight until he was down to 220.

He still carries around the bitch tits and a lot of flab on his thighs, ass, and belly (my brother's mother-in-law once asked him why he has the legs of a pregnant woman), but his violent weight swings really messed him up, and he finally started backing off on his insane meal plan.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-13 02:45am

Darth Wong wrote:
Nathan F wrote:How much does he WEIGH?!
He was closing in on 300 pounds at one point (and this is for an ectomorph!), and then he developed a case of diarrhea that lasted for months, and started literally shitting out body weight until he was down to 220.

He still carries around the bitch tits and a lot of flab on his thighs, ass, and belly (my brother's mother-in-law once asked him why he has the legs of a pregnant woman), but his violent weight swings really messed him up, and he finally started backing off on his insane meal plan.

Holy shit, he's bullshitting. Especially with this fucked up history.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-09-13 03:09am

Darth Wong wrote:
Nathan F wrote:How much does he WEIGH?!
He was closing in on 300 pounds at one point (and this is for an ectomorph!), and then he developed a case of diarrhea that lasted for months, and started literally shitting out body weight until he was down to 220.

He still carries around the bitch tits and a lot of flab on his thighs, ass, and belly (my brother's mother-in-law once asked him why he has the legs of a pregnant woman), but his violent weight swings really messed him up, and he finally started backing off on his insane meal plan.

When you look like that, I suppose it's nigh-on-impossible to find a girlfriend no matter what your religion is...

Cyborg Stan · Post by **Cyborg Stan** » 2003-09-13 03:54am

It's more like any prospective candidates will rapidly lose theirs upon contact.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-09-13 04:57am

Darth Wong wrote:
Nathan F wrote:How much does he WEIGH?!
He was closing in on 300 pounds at one point (and this is for an ectomorph!), and then he developed a case of diarrhea that lasted for months, and started literally shitting out body weight until he was down to 220.

He still carries around the bitch tits and a lot of flab on his thighs, ass, and belly (my brother's mother-in-law once asked him why he has the legs of a pregnant woman), but his violent weight swings really messed him up, and he finally started backing off on his insane meal plan.

How tall is he?

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-09-13 08:12am

Darth Wong wrote:My question is: is this true? Or is he making excuses for his inability to get a date?

I'm not a JW, but i know that is true. They are only allowed to date other JWs.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-09-13 08:40am

Darth Wong wrote:OK, there's a loser I know who is in his early thirties and has never had a girlfriend in his life. He's also a JW, and he claims that it's hard to find dates because a baptized JW is only allowed to date another baptized JW.

My question is: is this true? Or is he making excuses for his inability to get a date?

Yes. But there is a couple of reasons for it. First, there is a biblical reason, stating that one should only marry "in the Lord". Another reason is that if a JW should date and later on marry someone of a different faith then there would be problems. Spiritual incompatabilities such as blood transfusions, holiday celebrations and birthdays would be a source of problems. Even more so should they have a child.

But JWs are not forced to stick with other JWs but it generally accepted. A JW can go ahead and date a non JW but it would be frowned upon by others.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-09-13 09:14am

He was a loser to begin with. The fact that he joined the JW's only proves that he wants to be accepted by other losers. The only constant in our lives is ourselves...

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-13 09:33am

I'm pretty sure he's bullshitting. I nearly had a relationship with a pretty devout JW in high school, and she never mentioned that she wasn't allowed to date non-JW. Her parents didn't approve of me, but then again, it wasn't because I wasn't a JW (it never came up) but because I turned up at her house in one of my old Goldfinger t-shirts, which had a giant and busty space amazon with an electro-whip on the back.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-09-13 09:36am

Right, Wong, him saying that to you is code for "I'm a loser that's never been laid and I am too scared to ever ask any women out."

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-09-13 10:58am

I know someone that had to convert to JW to marry a JW. So, if that is the case it seems like a waste of time to try and date unless someone is opening to converting. Also , non JW's were not allowed inside the church.

But it really sounds like this guy has problems beyond. Crap, Im feeling pretty good about myself.

apocolypse · Post by **apocolypse** » 2003-09-13 06:11pm

It's not true...my mom is a JW, and she's married to a non-JW. AFAIK, it's not considered a good idea, but it's not outlawed or anything either. And Jawa, the thing w/ the non-JW's not being allowed in the church isn't true, unless you have some sort of extremist branch or some shit? I've never heard of it, and a lot of my family is involved in the religion.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-09-13 07:16pm

apocolypse wrote:It's not true...my mom is a JW, and she's married to a non-JW. AFAIK, it's not considered a good idea, but it's not outlawed or anything either. And Jawa, the thing w/ the non-JW's not being allowed in the church isn't true, unless you have some sort of extremist branch or some shit? I've never heard of it, and a lot of my family is involved in the religion.

Well, it is always possible that was the family's wishes or the local branch is hard core. We were not allowed to attend the wedding unless we where JW's. We could go to the banquet afterward. Although I did not go since the gentlemen involved was a co-worker and was not too close to him.

David · Post by **David** » 2003-09-13 08:04pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Nathan F wrote:How much does he WEIGH?!
He was closing in on 300 pounds at one point (and this is for an ectomorph!), and then he developed a case of diarrhea that lasted for months, and started literally shitting out body weight until he was down to 220.

He still carries around the bitch tits and a lot of flab on his thighs, ass, and belly (my brother's mother-in-law once asked him why he has the legs of a pregnant woman), but his violent weight swings really messed him up, and he finally started backing off on his insane meal plan.

Tell lardass to quit eating all those carbs, that's whats making him fat.

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