Good and bad news.

[Bug-Eyed Earl]

My sister's pregnant.

My sister-in-law got arrested for forging a prescription form.

I got both of these bits of news within minutes.

[Joe]

Good for her.

My half-bro's got a kid on the way to, after he knocked up his girlfriend. He'd better marry her...

[Tsyroc]

My sister's pregnant.

My sister-in-law got arrested for forging a prescription form.

I got both of these bits of news within minutes.

Presuming that the pregnancy is good news you could also look at your sister-in-law getting caught as good news. Initially it might not be but if she's forging perscriptions because she's got a problem this may be what forces here to deal with it. So in the end it could end up being a good thing that she got caught.

So try looking at it as good news with hopefully some belated good news down the road.

[Bug-Eyed Earl]

I'm trying to look on the bright side in regards to the thing with my sister-in-law; I hope she gets help; we've known she has a thing for painkillers for awhile, but could never approach her about. If it's out in the open, it might be easier to discuss with her now.

[Dalton]

Good luck with your sister-in-law Earl, and congratulations too, nieces/nephews are always a joy

[Bug-Eyed Earl]

Good luck with your sister-in-law Earl, and congratulations too, nieces/nephews are always a joy

I know. My oldest brother has three kids, and my other brother's (whose wife is the one having the troubles) daughter is about the cutest kid ever.

When I'm on the phone with him, he'll say to her "Gracie, want to talk to Uncle Earl?"

Niece: "No thank you." She's 2 and a half, btw.

[Gandalf]

Sorry to hear that about your sister, but the pregnancy is definitely something to celebrate.

*Hands out cigars*

[The Yosemite Bear]

*Steals Shep's Flamethrower*

*Lights Cigar's Spike from Bebop style*

congradulations!!!

Now to turn into a bear and crush that butterfly whose wing flapping caused the majority of the forest fires via lightning strikes. (woah refrence to National Forst Service/ National Park Service Propaganda, choas theory, and what really does cause forest fires reather then cigars)