If you had all the powers of a jedi what would you do?

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-09-12 07:54pm

You have all the powers of a jedi and your own lightsaber. You're basically a jedi but you're not bound by the jedi code. What do you do?

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-09-12 08:22pm

Pick stocks.

If you don't get it, go here:

Scroll down to poll number 4, and read the voter responses.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-09-12 08:33pm

I would round up all the stupid people, bring them to a cow farm, and then send them through the slaughter house.~Jason

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-12 08:38pm

Soontir C'boath wrote:I would round up all the stupid people, bring them to a cow farm, and then send them through the slaughter house.~Jason

So you`ll be the one who create Soylent Green.

Super-Gagme · Post by **Super-Gagme** » 2003-09-12 08:58pm

Show women my fantastical ability to give it to them from a distance and in oh so many ways they couldn't imagine. I'd also have to try it on myself of course

and after a few years of basicly getting it from women thanks to the force I would then attempt to take over the world and install my already planned out and written regime which would actually turn out better for mankind in the end. Basicly that but with more sex.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-09-12 09:21pm

Montcalm wrote:
Soontir C'boath wrote:I would round up all the stupid people, bring them to a cow farm, and then send them through the slaughter house.~Jason
So you`ll be the one who create Soylent Green.

Yea.
By the way found this. I have to admit I checked on it to make sure its meaning.

When U.S. companies begin marketing their products in Africa, it is common practice to have a picture on the label of what is inside, since most people there can not read English. Gerber Baby Food was not aware of this, and ran into a problem, since the photo on their label is of a cute Caucasian baby.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-09-12 09:22pm

I'd probably do whatever I said I'd do the last time we had a thread on this exact topic.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-09-12 09:24pm

Take over the world, or at least a good chunk of it.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2003-09-12 09:49pm

Dark side baby, Dark Side...

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2003-09-12 11:29pm

Can I have the lightsaber type I want?

(double bladed that comes apart. The blades can, either together or independantly, even while joined, be 3 inch, 6 inch, 12 inch, normal size, double, triple normal size. Also with variable intensity settings. When apart, they can also function as lightwhips)

Begin taking over the world behind the scences, gaining control of major corperations first (i.e Microsoft, General Motors, etc) and get the various industries to start intense co-operations, eventually resulting in them merging into something like the Umbrella Corperation. It shall be called 'World-Corp'

At the same time, start a take over of the Canadian, American and Mexican governments, then spread to the UN and from there into the rest of the world.

While this is going on, sith alchemy time combine with genetic engineering should produce some interesting results (i.e I want a Dragon damnit!)

Off course, usual massive harim of movie star actresses, porn models/actresses, normal models, and hot girls that catch my fancy

And living forever. Let's here it for the 'Transfer Consciousness' power!

Burak Gazan · Post by **Burak Gazan** » 2003-09-12 11:50pm

Given the response so far, maybe it should have been phrased "powers of the Sith"

After all, the Sith Arts are more fun in the short run

Oh yeah, dominate the planet - for starters

heheh

dworkin · Post by **dworkin** » 2003-09-13 08:27am

Wot? No get an incompetant but amusing sidekick, wear underpants on the head and 'Fight Crime!' responses.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » 2003-09-13 10:15am

I'd to the alst 3 things on the poll... crush my enemies, pick up chicks n make money

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-09-13 01:09pm

Clean out Las Vegas.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-09-13 03:48pm

Hook up with some of you guys, and start the badass-est gang of bounty hunters ever.

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2003-09-13 06:10pm

Force-choke B&B, and KJA.

Force Choke Graham Kennedy and Darkstar's balls

Force Massage Natalie Portman's Breasts

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-09-13 06:13pm

The response I'd like to give is I'll use my Jedi powers to go around helping people. Barring that, I will become a mercenary or bounty hunter.

In reality though, I'll probably die from heart failure due to the fact that Jedi powers will mean I have no reason to move my muscles.

Advocate · Post by **Advocate** » 2003-09-13 06:38pm

Turn to the Dark Side, dominate the world, and set up my personal harem. Oh yeah. Musn't forget the harem.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-09-13 08:01pm

I can't recall the last time this specific question was asked, but if I were to suddenly be a force-user, I would start my own Jedi cult, and go from there.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-13 09:40pm

Well, it'll be world trip time for me. Use Jedi mind tricks to get free airline tickets and hotel reservations and away I go. Then use my super co-ordination and athletic skills to score a muti-million dollar sports contract, I'll do some sport for a couple years, then fake a career ending injury of some sort and live the rest of my life in relative luxury. That's if I'm feeling nice.

If not, then it'll be a life filled with killings, mindfucking people for fun, mindless violence, stealing people's bank cards and PIN numbers and emptying their accounts, seducing chicks for fun, and any other evil thing I can think of.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-09-13 10:01pm

Soontir C'boath wrote:
When U.S. companies begin marketing their products in Africa, it is common practice to have a picture on the label of what is inside, since most people there can not read English. Gerber Baby Food was not aware of this, and ran into a problem, since the photo on their label is of a cute Caucasian baby.

You mean all these years I haven't been eating babies?!?

consequences wrote:Force Massage Natalie Portman's Breasts

Why use the Force? Just mind trick her and use your hands (and mouth). And why stop at massaging?

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-09-13 11:01pm

I'd end alot more of my debates creatively. "Use logic or die."

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-09-13 11:50pm

Connor MacLeod wrote:I'd end alot more of my debates creatively. "Use logic or die."

I was forgetting that! Yes, it would be great to be able to kill fucktards from long distances away.

Advocate · Post by **Advocate** » 2003-09-14 12:38am

I can imagine it already:

*Mechanical hissing noises*

" I find your lack of logic......disturbing"

(Somewhere else on the planet)
"Urk!:shock: "

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-09-14 12:47am

Connor MacLeod wrote:I'd end alot more of my debates creatively. "Use logic or die."

That or try and pry it in their tiny little heads and watch it go boom.