What a shitty way to spend my birthday.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-09-13 10:14pm

Doing a "no less than 3,000 word" assignment on the law on corporate governance.

Anyone got some official US links about reforms post-Enron?

Yay, I'm 22, someone kill me.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-09-13 11:02pm

Hold still...this won't hurt a bit

Happy Birthday...now go get drunk after the paper.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-09-13 11:05pm

Vympel wrote:Doing a "no less than 3,000 word" assignment on the law on corporate governance.

Sucks for you, my most recent writing assignment was "As long as you need it to be."

Yay, I'm 22, someone kill me.

Happy birthday, and I'll launch something big pronto.

Newtonian Fury · Post by **Newtonian Fury** » 2003-09-13 11:11pm

I stopped celebrating my birthdays since I was 13. They just seemed so trivial.

Laird · Post by **Laird** » 2003-09-13 11:12pm

Newtonian Fury wrote:I stopped celebrating my birthdays since I was 13. They just seemed so trivial.

what are you now 14?

Newtonian Fury · Post by **Newtonian Fury** » 2003-09-13 11:14pm

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-09-13 11:16pm

Okay well here something

http://specials.ft.com/afr2002/FT3Q1GZOUXC.html

http://www.rice.edu/projects/reno/rn/20 ... enron.html

Hope it helps some.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-09-13 11:26pm

http://www.aicpa.org/info/sarbanes_oxley_summary.htm

Something on Sarbanes-Oxley, from the AICPA. Don't know if it's what you're looking for, but this is the biggest piece of post-Enron reform legislation.

http://www.aicpa.org/info/sarbanes_oxley_summary.htm

The act in PDF.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-09-13 11:27pm

Much obliged!

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-09-13 11:31pm

Not the most engaging stuff in the world, but I hope it helps.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-09-13 11:42pm

While your at it, can you do my taxes?

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-09-13 11:42pm

Ouch, I know what it's like to have schoolwork on your birthday, although on a much smaller scale. Try to find a couple free minutes to do something you like that you don't do every day.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-09-13 11:44pm

Durran Korr wrote:http://www.aicpa.org/info/sarbanes_oxley_summary.htm

Something on Sarbanes-Oxley, from the AICPA. Don't know if it's what you're looking for, but this is the biggest piece of post-Enron reform legislation.

http://www.aicpa.org/info/sarbanes_oxley_summary.htm

The act in PDF.

You just saved my life man, I owe you one!

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-09-13 11:45pm

Glad I could help.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-09-13 11:54pm

That makes my 800 word assignment seem like a free ticket to "Nude Supermodel Blowjob Land".

Luke Starkiller · Post by **Luke Starkiller** » 2003-09-14 02:33am

Damn, most of my stuff now is 'no more than 3 pages', which is not always easy for those reports.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-09-14 01:52pm

Hey Vymp, if you don't mind, could you let me see that paper when you're through with it? I could probably learn something.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-09-14 02:08pm

Post Enron REFORMS? Vympel, did you forget who the President is?

Yeah, consider that little Bush-Bash a birthday girft.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-09-14 02:24pm

Hey hey!! I will not tolerate Bush bashing!! And:

50 Cent wrote:go Shawty
It's ya Birthday
We're gonna party like it's ya Birthday
We're gonna sip Bacardi like it's ya Birthday

Happy Birthday

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-09-14 05:19pm

The only think I could imagine being worse than a 3,000-word essay is a 3,000-word essay on a subject where you can cover just about everything in only a few hundred words. If there's a lot to say on the subject, then the only problem would be time. If there isn't a lot on the subject, then you have to devise ways to drag it out. Anyway, happy birthday.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-09-14 05:52pm

Vympel wrote:Yay, I'm 22, someone kill me.

I'll get you right after I'm done with Roger Ebert here.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-09-14 06:13pm

I had a story shoot one year on the weekend my 21st birthday was on.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-14 06:39pm

Andrew J. wrote:Ouch, I know what it's like to have schoolwork on your birthday, although on a much smaller scale. Try to find a couple free minutes to do something you like that you don't do every day.

......
Try working on you Birthday, sometime.

Especially if you're doing Customer Service.

SecondStorm · Post by **SecondStorm** » 2003-09-14 07:40pm

LadyTevar wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:Ouch, I know what it's like to have schoolwork on your birthday, although on a much smaller scale. Try to find a couple free minutes to do something you like that you don't do every day.
......
Try working on you Birthday, sometime.

Especially if you're doing Customer Service.

Try working on Christmas AND New Years Eve same year

. In the evening.
Although Ive heard doing Customer Service is in the the region of Purgatory..

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-09-15 01:11am

Handed the piece of shit in. Went over the word limit (3,500) by 83 words. Hope they don't notice.

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