The joys of a lack of underwear

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-13 10:45pm

Hear me out.

Today, by virtue of bad fate, I had no clean underwear. Thinking, Oh, It Won't Be Long To Wash Them, I donned my pants without any, taking care to avoid any zipper-accidents. I had no idea what I was getting into.

Now, more about me. I don't like boxers. They ride up, itch, and generally vexate me. Boxer briefs and briefs are the way to go. But this.. This was something else.

None of the riding up of boxers. None of the itch. None of the inconveniences or restrainment of briefs. I walked around unafraid, unworried, unsupported. And I loved it.

It's like some primal sin, but I can't help it. I want more. I even feel a song coming on...

Cause I'm free...... Free ballin'...

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-09-13 10:49pm

I don't like briefs, or boxer briefs. They're not very kind to your junk.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-09-13 10:57pm

Ok SirNitram/Kramer, we'll have none of that ... filth in this board

Boxers rule. How can they itch? I've never had them itch before in my life.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-09-13 10:58pm

Vympel wrote:Ok SirNitram/Kramer, we'll have none of that ... filth in this board

Boxers rule. How can they itch? I've never had them itch before in my life.

When they ride up, they can itch a little bit.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-09-13 11:07pm

I almost never wear undies. And I am far happier because of it.

Congratulations, you've taken your first step into a larger world.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-13 11:16pm

Vympel wrote:Ok SirNitram/Kramer, we'll have none of that ... filth in this board

Boxers rule. How can they itch? I've never had them itch before in my life.

I WON'T GO BACK. I'LL NEVER GO BACK. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-09-13 11:17pm

SirNitram wrote:
Vympel wrote:Ok SirNitram/Kramer, we'll have none of that ... filth in this board

Boxers rule. How can they itch? I've never had them itch before in my life.
I WON'T GO BACK. I'LL NEVER GO BACK. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

Oh dear god, there's only a thin layer of fabric between us and HIM!

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-13 11:21pm

Putting on body armor,i`m covered.

Crazy Goji · Post by **Crazy Goji** » 2003-09-13 11:33pm

Ghost Rider wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
Vympel wrote:Ok SirNitram/Kramer, we'll have none of that ... filth in this board

Boxers rule. How can they itch? I've never had them itch before in my life.
I WON'T GO BACK. I'LL NEVER GO BACK. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
Oh dear god, there's only a thin layer of fabric between us and HIM!

Oh, God, help us!

I don't know how I would be able to go with out undies. Although I wear boxers, they are enough so that I don't feel "breezy." It's the "breeziness" that bugs me. Not only that, but I've also already had an "incident" with the zipper. No fun.

My boxers do ride, though, and right now they itch.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-09-13 11:35pm

How much stranger do you think this thread is going to get when Ein posts in it?

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-09-13 11:38pm

SirNitram wrote:
I WON'T GO BACK. I'LL NEVER GO BACK. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

Why don't you go take a nice jog around the park in your "natural state" and see if you'll never wear underwear again.

Bike riding would be another good activity try while going commando.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-13 11:40pm

Andrew J. wrote:How much stranger do you think this thread is going to get when Ein posts in it?

Shh don`t tempt him.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-09-14 02:41am

I run too much to go without.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-14 02:43am

I like to wear the kind of shorts which double as swimming trunks, with an inner liner. That way, I don't need underwear but I'm not really flopping around either, and if I want to go swimming I can just jump in.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-09-14 02:46am

Those would be board shorts, if I'm not mistaken.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-14 02:48am

Now what would I need with underwear when I'm naked anyway?

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-09-14 02:50am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Now what would I need with underwear when I'm naked anyway?

I think you all can blame me for this one.

Hey Ein, since you're always nekkid, you ever consider starting a webcam site?

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-09-14 03:07am

Darth Wong wrote:I like to wear the kind of shorts which double as swimming trunks, with an inner liner. That way, I don't need underwear but I'm not really flopping around either, and if I want to go swimming I can just jump in.

Ya, those are nice. Generally don't have a lot for pockets though, and aren't super-durable.

See, the shorts I generally wear (I've got 5 of the same pattern) are freakin bulletproof. I've had them for like 3 years now, and they've yet to have any damage. A few days after I got them, I was racing my dad to the mailbox on wet concrete, when I slipped and fell. I slid along the concrete at a full sprint for two meters, and my thoughts were actually, "Oh damnit, I just got these shorts and now they're gonna be trash." Got up, no damage whatsoever. I had had almost my entire body weight on the fronts of my thighs (my balls were miraculously unharmed), and there was no fabric damage at all.

Try that with nylon shorts.

Strate_Egg · Post by **Strate_Egg** » 2003-09-14 01:44pm

swim trunks are actually a pretty good idea...but doesn't the liner get annoying?

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-09-14 01:49pm

Yes, running shorts with the crepe liner are very comfortable. And you can run/race wih no undies on, it's just bouncy.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-09-14 02:13pm

*was hoping this would be about LadyTevar*

y'know, without jmac sexing up aerius, the rest of us will have to live vicariously about your sex life, now.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-09-14 02:19pm

innerbrat wrote:*was hoping this would be about LadyTevar*

y'know, without jmac sexing up aerius, the rest of us will have to live vicariously about your sex life, now.

Oh good, so I wasn't the only one who came in thinking this was about convenient quickies with Tevar or somesuch.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-09-14 02:22pm

thats all fine and dandy until you catch a little bit of nut in your zipper.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-14 02:29pm

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Yes, running shorts with the crepe liner are very comfortable. And you can run/race wih no undies on, it's just bouncy.

I take it your balls hang tight up against your body, right? Guys with big balls and a long dick (say, like me?) can't really do that too well. Jockstrap time!!!

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-09-14 02:35pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Yes, running shorts with the crepe liner are very comfortable. And you can run/race wih no undies on, it's just bouncy.
I take it your balls hang tight up against your body, right? Guys with big balls and a long dick (say, like me?) can't really do that too well. Jockstrap time!!!

gee thanks for the mental picture Einey. you know Ron Jeremy has a big dick too. oh look here he comes! he's going right after you!