The joys of a lack of underwear

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-14 02:35pm

innerbrat wrote:*was hoping this would be about LadyTevar*

y'know, without jmac sexing up aerius, the rest of us will have to live vicariously about your sex life, now.

You will? Huh. Well, sadly, our sex life this week has been rather dull due to both of us being sick. I mean, you can't get a bellydance out of someone who can barely breath.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-09-14 02:37pm

SirNitram wrote: You will? Huh. Well, sadly, our sex life this week has been rather dull due to both of us being sick. I mean, you can't get a bellydance out of someone who can barely breath.

Your long term memory is intact isn't it?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-09-14 04:17pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:thats all fine and dandy until you catch a little bit of nut in your zipper.

I did that once. Ever see theres something about mary? That happened to me.

I still go commando when not in my suits.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-14 04:32pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
innerbrat wrote:*was hoping this would be about LadyTevar*

y'know, without jmac sexing up aerius, the rest of us will have to live vicariously about your sex life, now.
Oh good, so I wasn't the only one who came in thinking this was about convenient quickies with Tevar or somesuch.

No, no quickies. I've been suffering from sinusitis and broncitis, so very little sex for us this week. However, it was fun to have him just walk into the room and unzip to give me a view. Cheered me up immensely.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-14 04:36pm

XaLEv wrote:
SirNitram wrote: You will? Huh. Well, sadly, our sex life this week has been rather dull due to both of us being sick. I mean, you can't get a bellydance out of someone who can barely breath.
Your long term memory is intact isn't it?

Do you know what happens when Anti-Biotics and Birth Control Pills interact?

It cancels out the BirthControl. And I don't like the feel of condoms.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-09-14 04:47pm

LadyTevar wrote:Do you know what happens when Anti-Biotics and Birth Control Pills interact?

It cancels out the Birth Control.

How long after using AB's does this apply?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-09-14 04:53pm

LadyTevar wrote: Do you know what happens when Anti-Biotics and Birth Control Pills interact?

It cancels out the BirthControl. And I don't like the feel of condoms.

This has what to do with the integrity of Nitram's long term memory?

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-14 06:14pm

XaLEv wrote:
LadyTevar wrote: Do you know what happens when Anti-Biotics and Birth Control Pills interact?

It cancels out the BirthControl. And I don't like the feel of condoms.
This has what to do with the integrity of Nitram's long term memory?

I don't have one of those.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-14 06:37pm

Like Gunther says to a friend of Phoebe in Friends "Hey buddy this is a family place...put the mouse back in the house"

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-09-14 06:39pm

I'm just wondering why the hell Nitram felt the need to inform us of this fact. Why would he volunteer the information that he's a total slob that instead of doing laundry he'd rather go command?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-14 06:42pm

Stormbringer wrote:I'm just wondering why the hell Nitram felt the need to inform us of this fact. Why would he volunteer the information that he's a total slob that instead of doing laundry he'd rather go command?

Maybe the same need as others who tell us their drunk,stone or just had sex with their girlfriend.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-14 06:50pm

Stormbringer wrote:I'm just wondering why the hell Nitram felt the need to inform us of this fact. Why would he volunteer the information that he's a total slob that instead of doing laundry he'd rather go command?

Well... basically it's like this:
the weekend that we'd *normally* do laundry, I was trying to cough up a lung, and finally wound up in the ER taking oxygen and breathing treatments for 8 hours.

Thus, we couldn't hit the laundrymat until yesterday, leaving poor Nitram without undies because I'd thrown out the 4 pairs with holes in the crotch.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-09-14 06:52pm

That explains why he didn't have underwear. But not why he chose to tell us about it.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-14 06:53pm

Stormbringer wrote:That explains why he didn't have underwear. But not why he chose to tell us about it.

Do I need a reason for every little thing I do?

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-09-14 06:56pm

SirNitram wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:That explains why he didn't have underwear. But not why he chose to tell us about it.
Do I need a reason for every little thing I do?

No. But telling a message board the status of your underwear draw seems more than a little weird.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-09-14 06:58pm

When you think of it, underwear's a wasted step. I mean, when you get old, you're going to be wearing diapers anyway.

(Edit): Just so you know, I don't seriously believe that. I'm perfectly fine with boxers.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-09-14 07:03pm

Stormbringer wrote:No. But telling a message board the status of your underwear draw seems more than a little weird.

Stormbringer...did you forget where you are?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-14 07:05pm

Stormbringer wrote:
SirNitram wrote:Do I need a reason for every little thing I do?
No. But telling a message board the status of your underwear draw seems more than a little weird.

Try not to think about it too much, it'll just puzzle and confuse you. Now here's an interesting thing, it's possible to smack your own balls and end up in pain if you do rapid thrusting motions with your hips while going commando.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-09-14 08:00pm

Distance running can cause TEMPORARY shrinkage. That's because all the blood in your body is being directed towards your lungs and legs (and of course your heart). You can pass out if you take a hot shower after running, because blood goes to your skin and your brain doesn't get any. And while I would not claim to be huge, I don't walk around in a constant state of arousal. So crepe liner shorts work fine.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-14 08:07pm

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Distance running can cause TEMPORARY shrinkage. That's because all the blood in your body is being directed towards your lungs and legs (and of course your heart). You can pass out if you take a hot shower after running, because blood goes to your skin and your brain doesn't get any. And while I would not claim to be huge, I don't walk around in a constant state of arousal. So crepe liner shorts work fine.

Kewl! Well I'd still need a jockstrap then, especially considering the bolded sentence...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-14 08:10pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: I take it your balls hang tight up against your body, right? Guys with big balls and a long dick (say, like me?) can't really do that too well. Jockstrap time!!!
gee thanks for the mental picture Einey.

LMAO Ya welkum!!!

Col. Crackpot wrote:you know Ron Jeremy has a big dick too. oh look here he comes! he's going right after you!

That's funny, he looks like he's heading more your direction from here...

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-15 12:33am

aerius wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
SirNitram wrote:Do I need a reason for every little thing I do?
No. But telling a message board the status of your underwear draw seems more than a little weird.
Try not to think about it too much, it'll just puzzle and confuse you. Now here's an interesting thing, it's possible to smack your own balls and end up in pain if you do rapid thrusting motions with your hips while going commando.

.............
Okay, Nit, no humping the hiney.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-09-15 04:53am

YT300000 wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:Do you know what happens when Anti-Biotics and Birth Control Pills interact?

It cancels out the Birth Control.

How long after using AB's does this apply?

That'll be what we call the seven day rule.
No sex until a week after she comes off the course.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-09-15 05:37am

SirNitram wrote:snip

None of the riding up of boxers. None of the itch. None of the inconveniences or restrainment of briefs. I walked around unafraid, unworried, unsupported. And I loved it.

It's like some primal sin, but I can't help it. I want more. I even feel a song coming on...

Cause I'm free...... Free ballin'...

You just wait till the tubes tangle..then ye shall know pain. ..BTW, your singing sux, dont do it.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2003-09-15 07:17am

SirNitram wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:That explains why he didn't have underwear. But not why he chose to tell us about it.
Do I need a reason for every little thing I do?

"Little"? Is that so?

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