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This is the place that has had discussion in pink foam and a thread on a dick cut by stale break. Leave reason at the door and enjoy the ride.
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Lord Pounder wrote:This is the place that has had discussion in pink foam and a thread on a dick cut by stale break. Leave reason at the door and enjoy the ride.
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Eleas wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:That explains why he didn't have underwear. But not why he chose to tell us about it.
Do I need a reason for every little thing I do?
"Little"? Is that so? :)
... Do you want the limp measurement, or fully extended? There's a full 6 inches difference. :twisted:
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LadyTevar wrote:
"Little"? Is that so? :)
... Do you want the limp measurement, or fully extended? There's a full 6 inches difference. :twisted:
I guess the limp measurement would be the most true to form, as it were. :twisted:
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Eleas wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:
"Little"? Is that so? :)
... Do you want the limp measurement, or fully extended? There's a full 6 inches difference. :twisted:
I guess the limp measurement would be the most true to form, as it were. :twisted:
3 inches.
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Ah, Nitram, my fellow dokenhead, I decided to try things out for myself today and thoroughly enjoyed it, esp. at work. I think I'll be going commando for a while. :D
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Kuja wrote:Ah, Nitram, my fellow dokenhead, I decided to try things out for myself today and thoroughly enjoyed it, esp. at work. I think I'll be going commando for a while. :D
Here's another tip. If you have a wet smelly fart, you can dance around and shake it out so you co-workers can enjoy it more. :P
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LadyTevar wrote: 3 inches.
I am now officially frightened that you could remember that right off the bat.
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Kuja wrote:Ah, Nitram, my fellow dokenhead, I decided to try things out for myself today and thoroughly enjoyed it, esp. at work. I think I'll be going commando for a while. :D
See? Fun for the whole cabal.
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Eleas wrote:
LadyTevar wrote: 3 inches.
I am now officially frightened that you could remember that right off the bat.
Not as frightening as the nickname I've gotten because of her.
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I shudder to think of the thread title should this discussion be split.
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SirNitram wrote:
Eleas wrote:
LadyTevar wrote: 3 inches.
I am now officially frightened that you could remember that right off the bat.
Not as frightening as the nickname I've gotten because of her.

So I got curious once and pulled out my sewing tape measure. :lol:

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3in low
9in x 5in round excited.
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SirNitram wrote:
Eleas wrote:
LadyTevar wrote: 3 inches.
I am now officially frightened that you could remember that right off the bat.
Not as frightening as the nickname I've gotten because of her.
Tell me about that. Better yet, start a new thread about it. :D
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SirNitram wrote:
Kuja wrote:Ah, Nitram, my fellow dokenhead, I decided to try things out for myself today and thoroughly enjoyed it, esp. at work. I think I'll be going commando for a while. :D
See? Fun for the whole cabal.
No thanks...that's quite alright.
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At what age does one's genitals stop growing?
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Captain_Cyran wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
Kuja wrote:Ah, Nitram, my fellow dokenhead, I decided to try things out for myself today and thoroughly enjoyed it, esp. at work. I think I'll be going commando for a while. :D
See? Fun for the whole cabal.
No thanks...that's quite alright.
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