Where the hell is Marina?

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-09-16 11:01pm

I mentioned making her Secretary of State in the "If you were President" thread, and it occurred to me that I haven't seen a post from her in forever. So I checked, and she hasn't posted since the 4th. Anyone know what's up?

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-09-16 11:02pm

She's prolly just "away."

~ver

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-16 11:04pm

Touching herself at night I think...but I could be wrong....

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-09-16 11:05pm

She's in and out.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-16 11:08pm

Durran Korr wrote:She's in and out.

Is that supposed to be a clever sexual reference to lesbian dildo action? Or do I just have a filthy mind?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-16 11:10pm

Durran Korr wrote:She's in and out.

She comes and she goes....

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-09-16 11:11pm

She posted in Spacebattles recently, so I don't think she lost her butt or anything

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-16 11:11pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:She's in and out.
Is that supposed to be a clever sexual reference to lesbian dildo action? Or do I just have a filthy mind?

Then i too must have a dirty mind,but i thought more like on and off if you know what i mean.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-09-16 11:11pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:She's in and out.
Is that supposed to be a clever sexual reference to lesbian dildo action? Or do I just have a filthy mind?

Hmm, dildo action is a bit of a stretch from just that one line. I say filthy mind, not that I mind the mental picture.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-09-16 11:13pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:She's in and out.
Is that supposed to be a clever sexual reference to lesbian dildo action? Or do I just have a filthy mind?

Sure.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-16 11:13pm

RedImperator wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Is that supposed to be a clever sexual reference to lesbian dildo action? Or do I just have a filthy mind?
Hmm, dildo action is a bit of a stretch from just that one line. I say filthy mind, not that I mind the mental picture.

Yeah, it's a pretty nice mental picture. From what my GF tells me Marina's a babe.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-09-16 11:14pm

RedImperator wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:She's in and out.
Is that supposed to be a clever sexual reference to lesbian dildo action? Or do I just have a filthy mind?
Hmm, dildo action is a bit of a stretch from just that one line. I say filthy mind, not that I mind the mental picture.

Oh no, Mike hit it on the head.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-09-16 11:17pm

Marina leaves, Marina returns. She is like the wind blowing in from the sea, no?

Marina has a habit of disappearing unannounced, then abruptly reappearing as if she had never left. I don't see anything wrong with such unpredictable behavior, except that it makes the weak-minded confused and the dirty-minded aroused.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-09-16 11:18pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:She's in and out.
Is that supposed to be a clever sexual reference to lesbian dildo action? Or do I just have a filthy mind?

Both, you and Durran have equally filthy minds. Of coutrse that's half the reason why we come here.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-09-16 11:21pm

Got distracted, stop. Continue speculation, stop. Am amused, stop.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-09-16 11:22pm

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-09-16 11:23pm

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:Got distracted, stop. Continue speculation, stop. Am amused, stop.

Well, I tend to think she was in Barcelona plotting with Catalan militants to launch a coup and gain self rule.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-16 11:24pm

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:Got distracted, stop. Continue speculation, stop. Am amused, stop.

Hmmm...so she was touching herself at night. The "got distracted" & "am amused" part just gave that away.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-09-16 11:59pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
Well, I tend to think she was in Barcelona plotting with Catalan militants to launch a coup and gain self rule.

AND THEN CONQUER THE EARTH! You really think she's stop with part of a single country? BE PREPARED!

*Goes off to check the arsenals and magazines*

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-09-17 12:28am

Sea Skimmer wrote:AND THEN CONQUER THE EARTH! You really think she's stop with part of a single country? BE PREPARED!

Prepared to join her glorious army of conquest, you mean, right?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-17 12:35am

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:AND THEN CONQUER THE EARTH! You really think she's stop with part of a single country? BE PREPARED!
Prepared to join her glorious army of conquest, you mean, right?

You obviously missed the part of the Marina doctrine which involves ritually castrating all of her male lieutenants. I hope you haven't grown too attached to your hardware ...

For the rest of us, get to the bunkers! Prepare to defend your balls, men!

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-09-17 12:41am

Darth Wong wrote:For the rest of us, get to the bunkers! Prepare to defend your balls, men!

This is my rifle, this is my gun! This is for shooting, this is for fun!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-09-17 12:43am

Darth Wong wrote: For the rest of us, get to the bunkers! Prepare to defend your balls, men!

Cowardly fool, I intend to seek and destroy the enemy in mobile warfare. Really think a mere bunker will save you? I suggest you invest in at least HAB Citadel Fortress Bastion of supreme endurance and firepower to withstand her siege efforts.

*Mounts horse/tank*

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-09-17 12:44am

I guarantee you it has something to do with the Interesting Times Gang.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-09-17 01:08am

Sea Skimmer wrote:*Mounts horse/tank*

Aiiii! Aiii! The Great Leader has revealed his perversion to the masses!