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You forgot mine, you always forget me!

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I'm driving Scooter crazy on sb.com. Should I submit a few quotes from that?
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Lord Poe wrote:I'm driving Scooter crazy on sb.com. Should I submit a few quotes from that?
Oooh, yeah.
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Eleas wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Erm isn't that like letting the wolf guard the chicken coop from the fox?
Hey, I only choose the best. And if there's something Rob understands, it's the need for chastity. ;)
I still don't know something about another man watching while holding something long and hard just doesn't send the right signal to me.
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Dalton wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:I'm driving Scooter crazy on sb.com. Should I submit a few quotes from that?
Oooh, yeah.
Here ya go!

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You see, the truly sad fact about all of this is those that have to type 100,000 word rebuttal of existing quotes in an attempt to sway the less intelligent into believing their view of the world.
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Originally Posted by DarkStar

However, I am not interested in spin-doctoring,


Frame this quote, folks. This is like saying Warren Zevon is a little under the weather today.
Robbie, you may think you're being clever with these reinterpretations of yours, but the sad fact of the matter is, you're not even ORIGINAL. Timothy Jones tried it before you, Paul Jaques tried it before you, many others tried to mimic these two brain trusts. You're just the latest dupe.

But I really hope you continue your website. It helps mine out tremendously. Almost every week, I get an e-mail criticizing my website, saying "You MUST be making these arguments up, no Trekkie is this stupid." Now all I have to do is refer them to YOUR website, and I get a letter of apology.
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Originally Posted by DarkStar
Now Wayne, there's no need to go switching accounts in the middle of a discussion.


Now Robbie, don't go Sherlock Holmes on us again and proclaim that your diligent detective work has uncovered Moriarity Wong in the guise of Admiral Kanos, when the entire board, except you, knew Mike used two accounts. Barnabas Collins has been active for a couple years now, and everyone knows its me. In this case, me at work between billling and driving.
If I made any errors, it would be assuming you had a brain to speak of inside your cranium instead of a Nerf football in heavy syrup.
Robbie, can't you stay on topic? If you held the SWI "in your hand", then how can you fail to notice Sansweet's title on the magazine as "Lucasfilm Editor"? That's a far cry from your label of a professional collector. OOps, the truth rears its ugly head again. Perhaps when you next "hold something in your hand", you'll see the reality of the two-inch killer instead of the lightsaber you imagine.
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So you're not familiar with the sidebar, you're not familiar with the preface of the arrticle, and you're not familiar with the official title Sansweet holds on the magazine, on the contents page. Yet as you say, you "held it in your hands"? That doesn't say much for your observational skills, does it? Here's a hint: don't just look a the purty pictures, Robbie.
As usual, you deflect what was said into irrelevant territory that has nothing to do with the point. This isn't your website; remember that.
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Then why do you turn such a blind eye to current information, Robbie? A Star Wars Insider isn't THAT hard to find. You can walk into a book store and take a look. You won't even have to BUY one!
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Yes, seems like I'm the only one here able to present the facts of the matter. Good thing I didn't "lose" the URL to Google...
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After you plead poverty and suddenly can't find the magazine anywhere, nor can any of your alleged supporters supply you with verification, you asked for a scan, which I provided in post 120, Then of course, you went off like a mental patient. You don't believe a very recent quote from Hyperspce I provided. Well sorry, Robbie. I can scan you a copy of a $20 dollar bill for you to check yourself, but I don't think sw.com will accept it...
So now you need a scan of Reynold's article? Are you now saying I lied an that the article now dosn't exist? You need to TAKE that Prozac, Robbie. Your toy hypospray doesn't REALLY work, you know...
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Holy fuck, Wayne. I haven't seen a smackdown like that in a LOOOOONG time :D
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Dalton wrote:Holy fuck, Wayne. I haven't seen a smackdown like that in a LOOOOONG time :D
Yeah, I guess I was bored! It keeps getting worse too; Redneck Jedi just pointed this out from the SWI:
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We're waiting to see how Robbie will spin doctor THAT.
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Bwahaha.

By the by, I've now added a numeration feature to the FUQ QDB. All the quotes are now numbered and linkable by number, i.e.:

http://www.daltonator.net/fuq/q.php?id=1063
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The gods of PHP have been kind to me. I have streamlined all the code and made a couple of layout changes, not to mention adding several numerical options when you go for random quotes (15, 30, 50). I've also done a bit of reformatting.

I feel pretty damn...well, evil right now ;)
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Welp, you can now enter the number of random quotes you want. Yay!
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Dalton wrote:Welp, you can now enter the number of random quotes you want. Yay!
Hey Rob, I think you should FUQ this little exchange of ours:

Dalton wrote:
Kuja wrote:
Dalton wrote:With every page I read of The New Rebellion, I get a stronger sense that the author is a bishie fangirl writing bad fanfic.
Hmmm...that's a surprisingly accurate way of describing it.
I'm utterly amazed she didn't try to contrive a Han/Lando "scene" on Skip 6.
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Kuja wrote:
Dalton wrote:Welp, you can now enter the number of random quotes you want. Yay!
Hey Rob, I think you should FUQ this little exchange of ours:
Heh, OK.
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