Lady Tevar..SirNitrams wille

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-09-17 07:22am

That big? long 9 eh?
You know the rules, you make a claim, you have to back it up.
Proof please

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-09-17 08:10am

And with that, GALE Force recruits its first Kiwi.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-09-17 08:11am

BoredShirtless wrote:And with that, GALE Force recruits its first Kiwi.

Who said I was gay or bi? I just want to see proof.

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-09-17 08:13am

Now where's that bloody icon....ah, here it is

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-09-17 08:17am

BoredShirtless wrote:Now where's that bloody icon....ah, here it is

Yeah, ok, like, whatever.
Now, Provide evidence that a request for evidence of a claim is a 'self outing', otherwise your claim is nothing but semantics.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-09-17 08:21am

"People running out of things to talk about at SDN? You must be joking..." I said to him. He hit me with a brick and put me back in my cell.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-17 08:32am

What kind of man would be screwed-up enough to post a picture of his cucumber on Sd.net

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-09-17 08:47am

Woah! I see behind your

face! Take a seat Mr.Mackey, and let's begin your session!

You marvelled out aloud at the supposed size of SirNitrams cock. That's ok, and if that was that then they'd be no dramas here. However...
You then asked him for pics of his cock. Sure you tried dressing it using the Emoticon, but we all saw through that happy bullshit. Every straight man knows a request for nude pics to another straight man can only be answered one way; a punch to the face.

In summary, you have an obsession for cock. You're gay.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-09-17 09:29am

Montcalm wrote:What kind of man would be screwed-up enough to post a picture of his cucumber on Sd.net

Oh, you have no idea how close I was to raiding the salad box with my digital camera... I'm still having to fight the urge now.

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-09-17 09:34am

The_Lumberjack wrote:
Montcalm wrote:What kind of man would be screwed-up enough to post a picture of his cucumber on Sd.net
Oh, you have no idea how close I was to raiding the salad box with my digital camera... I'm still having to fight the urge now.

You keep meat and potatoes in a salad box?

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-09-17 09:38am

BoredShirtless wrote:
The_Lumberjack wrote:
Montcalm wrote:What kind of man would be screwed-up enough to post a picture of his cucumber on Sd.net
Oh, you have no idea how close I was to raiding the salad box with my digital camera... I'm still having to fight the urge now.
You keep meat and potatoes in a salad box?

No, we keep cucumbers in the salad box.

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-09-17 09:40am

The_Lumberjack wrote:
BoredShirtless wrote:
The_Lumberjack wrote: Oh, you have no idea how close I was to raiding the salad box with my digital camera... I'm still having to fight the urge now.
You keep meat and potatoes in a salad box?
No, we keep cucumbers in the salad box.

Yeah well what're your balls then? Meat == cock, potatoes == balls

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-09-17 09:42am

Tomatoes, probably, but we're drifting somewhat from the point, originally, it was supposed to be a nice little joke about posting a picture of my cucumber, we appear to have got bogged down with the details...

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-09-17 09:46am

Ok, I'll go first. My cucumber:

Dressed cucumber

spamity pic inlined and dressed

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-09-17 09:49am

See, we've explained it now, it lacks the initiative and wittiness that may possibily have been generated if we hadn't just devoted half a thread to it.

*sigh*

You have much to learn, my comedic apprentice...

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-09-17 09:53am

Trust me. We were fooling no one

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-17 11:50am

As much as a thread about how great my wang is amuses me, there's rules about genatalia. IE, it's not allowed to be shown. Mike could get in trouble.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-09-17 11:54am

more spammity picz

Sorry, I couldn't resist. Honestly.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-17 01:47pm

This is SPAM and requests for something that violates Terms of Service.

Thread is Deceased by order of the Bear.

HAZMAT Classification
Irritant: Thread Contains spam, and other known irritating posts

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-18 05:02pm

No staurt the spam factor was reason enough for me to lock it.

Sir Nitram and Lady Tevor asked me nicely to unlock it, because they feel a need to defend themselves from accusations....

oh and to the spammers....BAD DENIZENS

Oh since I reopened it the two spammity pics have been inlined and dressed...

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-18 05:04pm

Stuart Mackey wrote:That big? long 9 eh?
You know the rules, you make a claim, you have to back it up.
Proof please

Since I'm unable to post pictures, you will have to accept my word for it.

9in long. 5in around. Duly measured after much teasing of the member in question.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-09-18 05:12pm

I've never understood stuff like this...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-09-18 06:25pm

LadyTevar wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:That big? long 9 eh?
You know the rules, you make a claim, you have to back it up.
Proof please
Since I'm unable to post pictures, you will have to accept my word for it.

9in long. 5in around. Duly measured after much teasing of the member in question.

Nine inches? I'm sure Einhander is jealous now. But his is still longer than mine by two inches.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-09-18 07:07pm

LadyTevar wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:That big? long 9 eh?
You know the rules, you make a claim, you have to back it up.
Proof please
Since I'm unable to post pictures, you will have to accept my word for it.

9in long. 5in around. Duly measured after much teasing of the member in question.

You sure you weren't holding the ruler backwards?

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-09-18 07:14pm

It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it!

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