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Je-rry! Je-rry! .......Steeeeeeve!

Man marries ex-wife's mum
September 18, 2003


A woman, whose husband left her for her mother, was a bridesmaid at their wedding, it has emerged.

Alison Smith, 20, found her husband, George Greenhowe, 21, in bed with her mother, Pat, 44, just 10 days after their marriage in Angus, Scotland, in November 2001.

She filed for divorce, naming her own mother in the papers, but then managed to forgive the pair and gave them her blessing to wed.

Miss Smith told Closer magazine: "At first I was disgusted. But I gradually fell out of love with George and realised how happy he and mum were.

"He never apologised for what he did but everyone makes mistakes."

Her former husband proposed to her mother last year but the wedding at the register office in Arbroath, Angus, in March, was stopped because Scots law rules that a man may not marry his former wife's mother if the ex-wife is still alive.

They had been planning to go abroad to tie the knot until Closer magazine stepped in and arranged a humanist ceremony, which does not have legal status.
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...Eww.
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Yeech..

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Heh, he's his own ex-father-in-law... :mrgreen:
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Up next the man hang's out with the Rolling Stones, (Who else but Edit: Bill Wyman's son can be his own stepgrandfather-in-law)
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:wtf: How long before he dumps her for her mother?
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Montcalm wrote::wtf: How long before he dumps her for her mother?
The phrase "moving up the ladder" comes to mind...
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Montcalm wrote::wtf: How long before he dumps her for her mother?
That scene from "American Wedding" comes to mind

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aerius wrote:
Montcalm wrote::wtf: How long before he dumps her for her mother?
That scene from "American Wedding" comes to mind

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Suddenly I'm getting bad flashbacks of the geriatric porn I saw while working at Customs....
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That's fucking weird all right, but it's not Springer material. Everyone involved is getting along too well. Who would be throwing chairs at whom? :P
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aerius wrote:Suddenly I'm getting bad flashbacks of the geriatric porn I saw while working at Customs....
Great, now you're giving me bad flashbacks, and I've never seen it! :shock: :wtf:
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Heh, he's his own ex-father-in-law... :mrgreen:
That's just too rich. Man.
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BoredShirtless wrote:Je-rry! Je-rry! .......Steeeeeeve!
I believe that the most watched American show in Europe is Jerry Springer...

God, I wonder how they're going to react to us twisted Americans.

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Exonerate wrote:I believe that the most watched American show in Europe is Jerry Springer...

God, I wonder how they're going to react to us twisted Americans.
:| Given some of the porn I've heard about over there, I'd think they'd see us as rather tame.
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At least it's nice to know America doesn't have a monopoly on trashiness.
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Good for them I say.
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Johonebesus wrote:At least it's nice to know America doesn't have a monopoly on trashiness.
spoken by someone who obviously has never heard of German shit porn.
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
Johonebesus wrote:At least it's nice to know America doesn't have a monopoly on trashiness.
spoken by someone who obviously has never heard of German shit porn.
Well, perversion and trashiness are two different things.
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