Man marries ex-wife's mum

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-09-17 01:08pm

Je-rry! Je-rry! .......Steeeeeeve!

Man marries ex-wife's mum
September 18, 2003

A woman, whose husband left her for her mother, was a bridesmaid at their wedding, it has emerged.

Alison Smith, 20, found her husband, George Greenhowe, 21, in bed with her mother, Pat, 44, just 10 days after their marriage in Angus, Scotland, in November 2001.

She filed for divorce, naming her own mother in the papers, but then managed to forgive the pair and gave them her blessing to wed.

Miss Smith told Closer magazine: "At first I was disgusted. But I gradually fell out of love with George and realised how happy he and mum were.

"He never apologised for what he did but everyone makes mistakes."

Her former husband proposed to her mother last year but the wedding at the register office in Arbroath, Angus, in March, was stopped because Scots law rules that a man may not marry his former wife's mother if the ex-wife is still alive.

They had been planning to go abroad to tie the knot until Closer magazine stepped in and arranged a humanist ceremony, which does not have legal status.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-09-17 01:11pm

...Eww.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-09-17 01:13pm

Yeech..

And yes the Jerry fits very well in this scenario.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-09-17 01:46pm

Heh, he's his own ex-father-in-law...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-17 01:49pm

Up next the man hang's out with the Rolling Stones, (Who else but Edit: Bill Wyman's son can be his own stepgrandfather-in-law)

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-17 02:22pm

How long before he dumps her for her mother?

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-09-17 02:24pm

Montcalm wrote: How long before he dumps her for her mother?

The phrase "moving up the ladder" comes to mind...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-17 02:33pm

Montcalm wrote: How long before he dumps her for her mother?

That scene from "American Wedding" comes to mind

Stiffler: Motherfucker
Finch: Grandmother fucker

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-09-17 02:34pm

aerius wrote:
Montcalm wrote: How long before he dumps her for her mother?
That scene from "American Wedding" comes to mind

Stiffler: Motherfucker
Finch: Grandmother fucker

Pussy's pussy, asshole!

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-17 02:39pm

Suddenly I'm getting bad flashbacks of the geriatric porn I saw while working at Customs....

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-09-17 04:08pm

That's fucking weird all right, but it's not Springer material. Everyone involved is getting along too well. Who would be throwing chairs at whom?

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2003-09-17 04:10pm

aerius wrote:Suddenly I'm getting bad flashbacks of the geriatric porn I saw while working at Customs....

Great, now you're giving me bad flashbacks, and I've never seen it!

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-09-17 05:47pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Heh, he's his own ex-father-in-law...

That's just too rich. Man.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-09-17 08:41pm

BoredShirtless wrote:Je-rry! Je-rry! .......Steeeeeeve!

I believe that the most watched American show in Europe is Jerry Springer...

God, I wonder how they're going to react to us twisted Americans.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-09-17 08:45pm

Exonerate wrote:I believe that the most watched American show in Europe is Jerry Springer...

God, I wonder how they're going to react to us twisted Americans.

Given some of the porn I've heard about over there, I'd think they'd see us as rather tame.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-09-17 09:13pm

cold.

Johonebesus · Post by **Johonebesus** » 2003-09-18 12:35am

At least it's nice to know America doesn't have a monopoly on trashiness.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-09-18 03:17am

Good for them I say.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-09-18 07:01am

Johonebesus wrote:At least it's nice to know America doesn't have a monopoly on trashiness.

spoken by someone who obviously has never heard of German shit porn.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-09-18 11:59am

Taken from Les Luthiers, translated by me with some help from Babelfish:

Mastropiero was very friend of the Duchess of Lloydbridge, mature woman whose enchantments had not diminished with the years... they had disappeared. Mastropiero pretended burning passion for the Duchess, but behind her back he courted her daughter, Genoveva. This way, he could enter the castle and always frequent her granddaughter, Matilde. Similar game of gallant maneuvers gave excellent results. It was not the first time that this system was used... by the three women

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Johonebesus · Post by **Johonebesus** » 2003-09-18 05:38pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Johonebesus wrote:At least it's nice to know America doesn't have a monopoly on trashiness.
spoken by someone who obviously has never heard of German shit porn.

Well, perversion and trashiness are two different things.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-18 05:54pm

Should I mention "Candide"?

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