Cat/Dog/etc... Boy/Girl... Would you?

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2003-09-17 04:14pm

If there was discovered a way to splice your genes with animals to give yourself characteristics like one(Cat ears, tail, horns, etc...), and it was affordable enough, would you do it, what animal would you do, and how far would you take the changes?

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-09-17 04:22pm

I would not do it, but I have no major problems with those who do. Of course, the religious types will go nuts if this ever becomes affordable...

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-17 04:22pm

I'll hold out until the Elf Package is done.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-09-17 04:24pm

I'd go for the Horse package. On only one body part.

SecondStorm · Post by **SecondStorm** » 2003-09-17 04:27pm

Dalton wrote:I'd go for the Horse package. On only one body part.

go for the blue whale edition then

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Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-09-17 04:33pm

Wings would be cool, but that's about it.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-09-17 04:35pm

I'd definately get the dragon-edition.

BURRRNNNN!!!!

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-17 04:38pm

SecondStorm wrote:
Dalton wrote:I'd go for the Horse package. On only one body part.
go for the blue whale edition then .

You know he would need a flatbed truck to carry it.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-09-17 04:38pm

I think cats ears and a tail would be nice. SOmething to talk about at parties. A dogs tongue is a must.

SecondStorm · Post by **SecondStorm** » 2003-09-17 04:41pm

Montcalm wrote:
SecondStorm wrote:
Dalton wrote:I'd go for the Horse package. On only one body part.
go for the blue whale edition then .
You know he would need a flatbed truck to carry it.

We all have to make sacrifices

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-09-17 04:44pm

Wait, wait, Do we only get like...one part from one animal? Cause if Not, I'll be some kind of gross chimera-looking thing....

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-17 04:50pm

SirNitram wrote:I'll hold out until the Elf Package is done.

If you do the Elf Package, I'm divorcing you.

As for me... hard choice. Although I've always wanted wings.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-17 04:50pm

LadyTevar wrote:
SirNitram wrote:I'll hold out until the Elf Package is done.
If you do the Elf Package, I'm divorcing you.

As for me... hard choice. Although I've always wanted wings.

Fine, fine. Just the dragon.

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2003-09-17 04:54pm

Chardok wrote:Wait, wait, Do we only get like...one part from one animal? Cause if Not, I'll be some kind of gross chimera-looking thing....

Only one animal, but as far as you like.

So if you chose, say, cat, you could stop at just say, cat-eyes, or go for looking like a catgirl/boy, or all the way to essentially a were-cat.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-09-17 05:01pm

SAMAS wrote:
Chardok wrote:Wait, wait, Do we only get like...one part from one animal? Cause if Not, I'll be some kind of gross chimera-looking thing....
Only one animal, but as far as you like.

So if you chose, say, cat, you could stop at just say, cat-eyes, or go for looking like a catgirl/boy, or all the way to essentially a were-cat.

Cool. Perfect then, I want....to be a.....weresquirrel.
I could climb trees lightning fast, bite people's heads off with my super teeth, leap great distances, with astounding agility, bite nuts REAAAALY hard, and, most of all, chicks would dig my cute, fuzzy tail and super cute black eyes....

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-09-17 05:02pm

catboy features for me. no facial alterations, just fangs, ears, tail, claws.. Perhaps some beneficial cock-improvements

But I'd prefer the ability to change form at will, so i wasnt restricted to a single form. Thats why I wanna be a robot.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-17 05:04pm

Montcalm wrote:
SecondStorm wrote:
Dalton wrote:I'd go for the Horse package. On only one body part.
go for the blue whale edition then .
You know he would need a flatbed truck to carry it.

So kokopelli would have not problem with it....

fear native american gods with their 50'yard cocks...

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-09-17 05:07pm

Oh, and of course there's the spider. I wouldn't mind becoming a real life Spiderman.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-09-17 05:09pm

Durran Korr wrote:Oh, and of course there's the spider. I wouldn't mind becoming a real life Spiderman.

I've seen the movie Earth -vs- The Spider, and Reg Berkely in TNG youdon't wanna go there. Please.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-09-17 05:11pm

I'll be a Peopleboy.

Will anyone get it? I have no idea.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-17 05:13pm

Wings. Feathered wings. That's all I'd want.

*Wishes for Wings that Work*

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-17 05:15pm

Feline head,that includes the eyes.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-09-17 05:18pm

Massive bat like wings sprouting from my shoulderblades, and the muscles to make em work. That would be l33t.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-09-17 05:21pm

LadyTevar wrote:Wings. Feathered wings. That's all I'd want.

*Wishes for Wings that Work*

Is that a closet Opus fan I see there???

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-09-17 05:26pm

just for the record, a blue whale's penis is about 5 Meters (16 ft) long

it's testicles wheigh 10 kg (22 lbs) each