Cat/Dog/etc... Boy/Girl... Would you?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-09-18 11:16am

I already have the grace and retractable claws... *mew*

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-09-18 11:39am

Zaia wrote:I already have the grace and retractable claws... *mew*

Now you just need a tail for the full effect.

Me-ow!

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For me maybe just the eyes. I'd go for cat-o-vision for night, with some hawk-o-matic zoom thrown in.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-18 11:49am

Zaia wrote:I already have the grace and retractable claws... *mew*

Cat ears, you need cat ears. Plus mittens.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-09-18 12:09pm

Chardok wrote:Cool. Perfect then, I want....to be a.....weresquirrel.
I could climb trees lightning fast, bite people's heads off with my super teeth, leap great distances, with astounding agility, bite nuts REAAAALY hard, and, most of all, chicks would dig my cute, fuzzy tail and super cute black eyes....

Not MY nuts you won't!

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-09-18 12:12pm

Funny that I see this thread today, last night I had a very weird dream where I underwent some kind of strange surgery to become some sort of amphibian looking humanoid with fins on my arms and legs (instead of hair), and people were pissed at me but I then started doing some dolphin jumps... (and I hadn't watched Animal in a while, and have no special love for water creatures either)

But if I could choose, I'd probably go weretiger all the way.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-09-18 12:17pm

Slartibartfast wrote:Funny that I see this thread today, last night I had a very weird dream where I underwent some kind of strange surgery to become some sort of amphibian looking humanoid with fins on my arms and legs (instead of hair), and people were pissed at me but I then started doing some dolphin jumps... (and I hadn't watched Animal in a while, and have no special love for water creatures either)

Note: I don't quite understand why the water thing anyway, in my dreams I normally can breathe underwater just fine, even in those "nightmares" where the end result is that I should drown.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-09-18 01:28pm

Wings would be interesting. Slightly impractical though (how would you lie down?)

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-09-18 02:03pm

Some of the cat qualities aren't that bad:

- Extendable claws

- Enhanced senses

- The ability to sleep just about anywhere at anytime through anything

- Being so sleek and sexy you can commit sexual harrassment by sitting in the next room.

- Extraordinary agility. (always landing on your feet)

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-09-18 02:05pm

2000AD wrote:Some of the cat qualities aren't that bad:

- Extendable claws

- Enhanced senses

- The ability to sleep just about anywhere at anytime through anything

- Being so sleek and sexy you can commit sexual harrassment by sitting in the next room.

- Extraordinary agility. (always landing on your feet)

Basically a weird combination of Lister and Cat from Red Dwarf?

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-09-18 02:11pm

Actaully i was thinking of Greebo the Cat while he is in human form from the Discworld novels.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-09-18 02:17pm

ah never read those books.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-18 04:09pm

hey for you can/dog/wolf fanatics remember that same gene that gives them the "Starlight" vision also makes them Colo(u)r blind.

PrinceofLowLight · Post by **PrinceofLowLight** » 2003-09-18 05:16pm

A tail would rock, as would those adorable fangs. Plus enhanced senses and agility would be neat.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-09-18 06:07pm

Am I the only person that doesn't want any additions to myself?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-18 06:12pm

I wouldn't mind something that would regenerate my Pancreas...

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-09-18 06:32pm

Why does almost everyone want to be a damn cat? You gotta shit in dirt and cover it up, piss stinking up the house, guys, you gotta mark everything in sight and fight with rival males all the time....screw being a cat. You ever see a pile of disgusting squirrel shit? NO.
Smell nasty squirrel piss? NO.
See squirrels fighting each other? NO.
Hear squirrels moan as they mate? NO.
Howl at the moon? NO.
mark their territory? NO.

(Yeah, I know, you only get the traits you pick from that animal, but it's not FUNNY that way.)

I stand by the almighty weresquirrel.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-18 06:41pm

Too bad squirrels have the unfortunate tendency of being run over by cars....

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-09-18 06:44pm

So do Cats.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-09-18 06:44pm

Cats have limited color vision and extremely poor peripheral vision. I daresay enhanced night vision wouldn't be worth it.

And Kojikun, male cats have barbs on their penises. Sex is agonizing for female cats, which is why domestic cats only couple for a few seconds at a time. I can't imagine what a barbed penis would feel like in some poor schmuck's anus. I don't think you want a cat dick.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-09-18 06:45pm

Oh, and I'd take a camel's kidneys, so I could drink all night and not have to piss every fifteen minutes.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-18 06:46pm

I think some male members would like their girlfriend to have something like this.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-09-18 06:48pm

No..uh, thanks, there, I'll stick with sexy chipmunk strippers and whatnot...that's a horrible pic....If I saw my girlfriend in something like that...wait I don't have a damn girlfriend...shit....

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-09-18 06:49pm

Correct me if I'm wrong, but...Don't cats have barbs on their penises? Good luck getting dates when that little tidbit gets out!

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-09-18 07:06pm

You know, this seems to be going around lately, and I have to blow off some steam about it....Are people not reading the posts? I see an awful lot of people jumping in simply to say EXACTLY what someone has said three posts earlier. (see ID4 blast thread in Other scifi) I think I got an armageddon response like three times....Just curious...seems to be a sleazy way of getting the old postcount up.(And the posts were made 5 minutes apart)

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-18 08:24pm

Dalton wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:Wings. Feathered wings. That's all I'd want.

*Wishes for Wings that Work*

Is that a closet Opus fan I see there???

..... Hmmm.... Could Be.

I still want wings.