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More looney tunes from Ted Rall

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Ted on SUV's
The environmental crisis is, hands down, the most important matter facing humanity today. Who cares about peace in the Middle East if the region is under water, stricken by famine or choked by dust storms? Weather systems are becoming increasingly violent and unpredictable, species are going extinct and virgin-growth forests are vanishing at an alarming rate. While smog has diminished somewhat in places like Denver and Los Angeles, air pollution is getting worse nationally. Ohio's EPA, for example, announced that 2002 was the most toxic summer on record in 14 years.


The main reason: SUVs.


What should we do about this long-ignored crisis? Writing letters to the editor and joining The Sierra Club (news - web sites) are admirable, but working within the system hasn't stopped the polluters.

That leaves consumers and dealers as the principal targets of radical environmentalists like the ELF. The idea is to make SUVs as unfashionable, and as scary to own, as fur became after the PETA-inspired spray-paint attacks of the '80s. In an ideal world, American consumers could be convinced to do the right thing through an appeal to logic with public service messages like the "What Would Jesus Drive?" TV campaign, but the kind of people who would buy a car that increases the risk to other motorists in an accident can't be reasoned with. They're selfish and stupid. It's unfortunate that drivers must worry that their SUVs are being targeted by insulting stickers and Molotov cocktails, but one thing's for sure: It couldn't be happening to a more deserving group of people.
What needs to happen is that more of these whacko ELF horsefuckers need to get shot by their intended victims during the commission of their crimes.

It couldn't happen to a more deserving group of people. :twisted:
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I love how they keep targeting SUVs while all but ignoring semis, the biggest producers of soot and other nice emissions...
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PROMETHEUS wrote:I love how they keep targeting SUVs while all but ignoring semis, the biggest producers of soot and other nice emissions...
Ssssh! Dont be reasonable, after all at one time many environmentalists supported the use of diesel engines.

SUV's are not the main reason for climate change. In all honesty I dont think we are going to know for sure if the climate change we are experiencing ( yes, I believe it is getting warmer ) is from human industrial activity, natural, or a combonation of both. But SUV's alone just dont have the impact.
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But SUV's are the personification of THE MAN! You know, THE MAN that wants to take over the world and send the Earth into a ecological holocaust!

EEEEEVIL SUV'S!!!
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