September 19 is Talk Like a Pirate Day

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2003-09-18 11:51pm

http://www.talklikeapirate.com

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-09-18 11:54pm

Arrr! Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-09-18 11:59pm

The pickup lines are great. "Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?"

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-09-19 02:11am

Arrr, Fuck.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-09-19 06:55pm

When they announced this at my school, half the kids said:

"Does anybody give a fuck?"

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-09-19 07:01pm

I never even heard of it before.~Jason

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-09-19 07:07pm

ARRRRRRRRRR!!!! I be swabbin' the decks with the earwigs I plucked from yer skull ARRR!!

Pic compliments 'o Maddox.

Darth_Fin · Post by **Darth_Fin** » 2003-09-19 11:21pm

Arrr, matey!

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-09-19 11:22pm

Well shiver my timbers. Avast! We've a village to pillage!

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2003-09-19 11:29pm

I'v3 g0+ m0r3 mp3s 7h4n u!

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-09-20 12:03am

Avast, lamer ahoy! Keelhaul 'im!

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-09-20 12:06am

Arr! Yon landlubber will walk the plank! *draws cutlass*

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-09-20 12:13am

Avast, ye scurvy dogs, that your mother threw to the sea, what say we take rr by storm.
ARRR!

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-20 12:13am

Dalton wrote:Arr! Yon landlubber will walk the plank! *draws cutlass*

"Do ya feel lucky punk...well do ya"

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-09-20 12:17am

Montcalm wrote:
Dalton wrote:Arr! Yon landlubber will walk the plank! *draws cutlass*
"Do ya feel lucky punk...well do ya"

*Aims cannon
Arrr

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-09-20 12:47am

Blow me tight, sea rats! Yer stinking swab has plucked the cat out of the bag! I'll bury me cracker in yer bunghole!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-09-20 01:31am

Yarrr! It's talkin' like a Pirate day! If only ya ruffians gave a shit!

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2003-09-20 02:59am

"YARR! Blizzard be deleating inactive battle.net accounts, arr! Type /p Blizzard_employee048 <your cd key> To keep ye' account from sleepin' in davy Jones' locker! Yarr!"

Drach · Post by **Drach** » 2003-09-20 03:12am

Aaarrr! Ye be nuthin' but a land-lubbin' fool adress in yer poffery, an' smellin' o' yer perfumery. Har, har! Ye come within my grasp laddy an' ye'll be walkin' the plank t' meet yer end down wit good ol' Davey Jones.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-20 03:16am

Ay3 L4DD!e, j00 5<uR\/y RIAA d0gZ w!LL \/\/4L|< t3h pL4|\|k!! Y4RRR!!

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-09-20 03:18am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Ay3 L4DD!e, j00 5<uR\/y RIAA d0gZ w!LL \/\/4L|< t3h pL4|\|k!! Y4RRR!!

This has truly gone too far.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-09-20 04:54am

Arrr, I have missed ye Pirate Day... I be sad. Arr.

Particularly sad as my friend's character in Galaxies is a bit of an inside joke revolving around striped pants, pirates, and Celts. And I didn't talk to him like a pirate all day, except for the customary ARRRRR greeting.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-09-20 02:39pm

Talking like a pirate is SO 19ths.

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2003-09-20 03:45pm

The poor little Pirate tykes, they couldn't see the movie.
Couse it were rated "Arrrrh!"
They was ferbidden anywho, cause they didn't get good grades, not gettin all their letteres and whatnot. They's stuck on the letter "Arrrrrh!"
Their dads was angry, so's they got spanked on their "Arrrrrrses!"
They's wasn't grounded though, couse they gots good grades in "Arrrrrrhithmatic," and "Arrrrrrht." The kids knew better than to Arrrrrrhgue, as the spaniking would be minimal. All that time at sea, Their dads all had Arrrrrhthritis, in their Arrrrrhms anyway.

This wit is contrived, and Arrrrrhtificial anyway.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-09-20 04:07pm

[Cpt. McAllister] Yarr, 'tis funny that this happened roughly the same time "Pirates Of The Caribbean" hit Danish theaters. [/Cpt. McAllister]