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Wasn't there a sticky about this?
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Pablo Sanchez wrote:
Gil Hamilton wrote:A bunch of people who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.
I am the revolution.
Bah. I represent the old bourgeois who will grind down the Revolution.
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Pablo Sanchez wrote:
Gil Hamilton wrote:A bunch of people who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.
I am the revolution.


*Has Pablo shot.* Ha, actually claiming you were the glorious revolution! That's a good one! You might as well put "Counter-Revolutionary* on your shirt, comrade.
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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:*Has Pablo shot.* Ha, actually claiming you were the glorious revolution! That's a good one! You might as well put "Counter-Revolutionary* on your shirt, comrade.
*the orders to shoot Pablo are intercepted and belayed*

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Gil Hamilton wrote:Before half of ASVS piles into this thread to bitch me out, I hope it's appearant that I'm just poking fun at Dalton.
Come to ASVS and I'll show you how we poke back.
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Ahh yes ASVS the place where I got my start in life as a fan fic review wirter and debater on the matter of SW vs ST and of corse grossing out the members of ASVS from time to time.
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I've always seen SD.net (well, not always but most of the time) as a between ground for SB and ASVS. SD.net has certain things that are in common with both SB and ASVS, but it also has certain things neither one could ever have. Its much less moderated then SB, but has moderation which ASVS has none. Its a message board, but its a message board run by people that most ASVS members would find acceptable for entrance. Its also a more familar ground to meet and talk that SB members find pleasent. While neither side has always been happy, SD.net has worked out quite well. It attracted a fair number of members from both ASVS and SB while also grabbing a few new ones at the same time. However, while SD.net is a go-between, it is slowly replacing ASVS if not outright killing it.
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Dalton wrote:Come to ASVS and I'll show you how we poke back.
Nah, I make it a habit not to tread in places so filled with trolls. :wink:
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Gil Hamilton wrote:
Dalton wrote:Come to ASVS and I'll show you how we poke back.
Nah, I make it a habit not to tread in places so filled with trolls. :wink:
Watch what you say, or I will rip your tongue out and fill your mouth with salt.
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RedImperator wrote:A wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Add perversion, corruption, and depravity and you've got SDNet.
ASVS had/has more than this place can legally have. What we have here is by virtue of us ASVS types.
Via money Europe could become political in five years" "... the current communities should be completed by a Finance Common Market which would lead us to European economic unity. Only then would ... the mutual commitments make it fairly easy to produce the political union which is the goal"

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Just how many more "What is ASVS" topics is there going to be before it get's added to the FAQ?
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2000AD wrote:Just how many more "What is ASVS" topics is there going to be before it get's added to the FAQ?
Plenty or whenever the appropriate person adds it. ASVS will be immortal.
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Stuart Mackey wrote:Watch what you say, or I will rip your tongue out and fill your mouth with salt.
You mean to tell me that ASVS doesn't have tons of trolls? You practically need hip boots because of all the troll shit in ASVS. :)
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Stravo wrote:ASVS is like a bouquet of pretty flowers that smell BAD.
Also kills trolls, mutilates children and piss on the elderly. :D
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Crayz9000 wrote:No, Aerius, we write about touching ourselves in STGODs. :P

Well, RayCav does, anyway...
Would that be before or after the bestiality and snuff sex?
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Gil Hamilton wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:Watch what you say, or I will rip your tongue out and fill your mouth with salt.
You mean to tell me that ASVS doesn't have tons of trolls? You practically need hip boots because of all the troll shit in ASVS. :)
By that of course you refer to the long trail of excrement left by trolls departig after having been shamed beyond their bowel's capacity. Fighting trolls is a part time profession there and its how you can sort the wannabe debators from the hard crusty vets.
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Gil Hamilton wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:Watch what you say, or I will rip your tongue out and fill your mouth with salt.
You mean to tell me that ASVS doesn't have tons of trolls? You practically need hip boots because of all the troll shit in ASVS. :)
We did have a breif crosspost epidemic..but thats gone now..
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:No, Aerius, we write about touching ourselves in STGODs. :P

Well, RayCav does, anyway...
Would that be before or after the bestiality and snuff sex?
I think if he tried to put bestiality in STGOD he'd get lynched. He still likes to do gruesome death scenes, but at least there's no auto-fellatio or anything of that sort in them.
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Crayz9000 wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:No, Aerius, we write about touching ourselves in STGODs. :P

Well, RayCav does, anyway...
Would that be before or after the bestiality and snuff sex?
I think if he tried to put bestiality in STGOD he'd get lynched. He still likes to do gruesome death scenes, but at least there's no auto-fellatio or anything of that sort in them.
When people mention Ray Cav and beastiality, why do I think of Paul and Janway??
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CmdrWilkens wrote:Fighting trolls is a part time profession there and its how you can sort the wannabe debators from the hard crusty vets.
Well, you got the hard and crusty parts right...

:D

ANyway, ASVS is that place that all the old timers like to talk about, and try and relive the "good ol' days" and such.

Think of it as the Old Folk's Home of SDNet. :twisted:
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RogueIce wrote:
CmdrWilkens wrote:Fighting trolls is a part time profession there and its how you can sort the wannabe debators from the hard crusty vets.
Well, you got the hard and crusty parts right...

:D

ANyway, ASVS is that place that all the old timers like to talk about, and try and relive the "good ol' days" and such.

Think of it as the Old Folk's Home of SDNet. :twisted:
Bah! You just mind your manners you young whipper snapper! Now hand me my walking frame..the colostomy bag needs changing...
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Enigma wrote:
Stravo wrote:ASVS is like a bouquet of pretty flowers that smell BAD.
Also kills trolls, mutilates children and piss on the elderly. :D
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CmdrWilkens wrote:By that of course you refer to the long trail of excrement left by trolls departig after having been shamed beyond their bowel's capacity. Fighting trolls is a part time profession there and its how you can sort the wannabe debators from the hard crusty vets.
The hard and crusty part is right, but that's just because you were got covered in dried troll crap from all the trolls on ASVS. :)
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RogueIce wrote:
CmdrWilkens wrote:Fighting trolls is a part time profession there and its how you can sort the wannabe debators from the hard crusty vets.
Well, you got the hard and crusty parts right...

:D

ANyway, ASVS is that place that all the old timers like to talk about, and try and relive the "good ol' days" and such.

Think of it as the Old Folk's Home of SDNet. :twisted:
Well if you can call an Old folk's home the place where the only ones admitted to the party are the craziest ones in the bunch, plus the ones who can out post, out dredge, and out gross everyone else.
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CmdrWilkens wrote:Well if you can call an Old folk's home the place where the only ones admitted to the party are the craziest ones in the bunch, plus the ones who can out post, out dredge, and out gross everyone else.
Pretty much, since all you old farts have lost your youthful inhibitions and common good sense.
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