Cat/Dog/etc... Boy/Girl... Would you?

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-09-18 08:28pm

I would just want to be able to purr.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-18 08:30pm

3rd Impact wrote:Wings would be interesting. Slightly impractical though (how would you lie down?)

On your belly, of course. Or your side.

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-09-18 08:31pm

Chardok wrote:You know, this seems to be going around lately, and I have to blow off some steam about it....Are people not reading the posts?

Generally yes...sometimes topics get large and people don't have the time to read through them all. Hence, mistakes are made. (My bad, BTW)

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-18 08:35pm

Montcalm wrote:I think some male members would like their girlfriend to have something like this.
[img]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/287211/P-C.jpg

Yes, I want the outfit.

Nitram, in background: "DAMN!"

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2003-09-18 09:05pm

Elephant Infrasonic abilities. Time to haunt a few places
Bat Sonar
Bat Wings
Shark Senses
Praying Mantis arm adjustments (forearm razors)
Cobra Fangs and the ability to spit venom. The Retractable hood would be cool
Tiger Claws (hands and feet), or the most powerful variant there is that are retractable
Electric Eel generative ability (ZAP)
Multiple Rows of teeth would be useful
Ability to breath water would be nice
Bacterial ability to survive in space, extreme heat and cold, extreme radiation, preasure
Metabolisming anything would be cool
Photosynethis would be useful
The armor ability of some germs would rule
The ability to spore would be awesome. Time to go explore space
Crocodile strength jaws
Porcupine quills
Skunk spray (put not the BO)
Gecko climbing ability
Spider web spinning
Lizard tail

You may call me 'oh massively powerful Dragon'

Either that, or I want to look like Cthulhu to freak people out

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-09-18 11:23pm

Definately wings, flying would rock, as long as I would retain normal arms and hands as well. And definately get the eyes of a cat and the internal hearing structure as well.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-19 01:36am

*plsyd "in the arms of the angels" for tevar*

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 2003-09-19 01:17pm

I don't know why everybody wants wings. Yes, we all know they're cool, but if you want actual working wings, you'd need to completely restructure the muscles in your back and rearrange your entire chest cavity. Not to mention your metabolism would have to compensate for all the energy you're burning, and your bones (and the rest of your body) would have to become a lot less dense in order for you to fly. No.

Birds don't fly because they have wings; they fly cause they're birds.

While birds are cool, I think being a cat would be more practical. Meow.

Funny that I see this thread today, last night I had a very weird dream where I underwent some kind of strange surgery to become some sort of amphibian looking humanoid with fins on my arms and legs (instead of hair), and people were pissed at me but I then started doing some dolphin jumps... (and I hadn't watched Animal in a while, and have no special love for water creatures either)

When I read this, I got the mental image of you flying a warp 10 shuttle, turning into an amphibian, then getting down with.... Janeway.

Just something to dream about... (whistles)

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-09-19 01:23pm

Ford?

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-19 01:43pm

I don't see why anyone would want wings, since you wouldn't be able to fly with them. At best, you'd be able to jump off cliff and glide. People are far too heavy for their volume for true flight. Birds only get away with it because they've got hollow bones and musculature built around pumping those wings with weak tiny muscles elsewhere -- something I doubt anyone wants.

EDIT: Damn it! I need to read the whole thread before I hit reply. I didn't see Raven say about the same thing I did.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-09-19 02:05pm

Why is everyone pointing out the negative things? The origional post says that we can pick the best bits from our choosen animal, therefor if someone picks some good stuff from a cat they don't need the barbed dick!

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-09-19 02:08pm

2000AD wrote:Why is everyone pointing out the negative things? The origional post says that we can pick the best bits from our choosen animal, therefor if someone picks some good stuff from a cat they don't need the barbed dick!

I was responding DIRECTLY to Kojikun, who said he wanted a cat dick. The words "And Kojikun," at the beginning of that paragraph might have been a subtle clue, sport.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-09-19 02:11pm

::snicker::
Another poster who reads not the posts.

YES!! YES PEONS!! STRNGTHEN MY GRIPE!!! MUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-19 02:21pm

Chardok wrote:::snicker::
Another poster who reads not the posts.

YES!! YES PEONS!! STRNGTHEN MY GRIPE!!! MUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Judge not, lest ye be shoved in a blender and made into a meat milkshake.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-09-19 02:43pm

SAMAS wrote:If there was discovered a way to splice your genes with animals to give yourself characteristics like one(Cat ears, tail, horns, etc...), and it was affordable enough, would you do it, what animal would you do, and how far would you take the changes?

nah, I wouldnt splice me with a cat. i love em, and love rping them, but I want to have more choice in my mods.

angel wings maybe. those would be cool.

-skims thread- and I would be on the moon, dammit! flying is fine there!

nightvision eyes and tiger muscles would be nice too.

-mutters- and no, I dont want to read the other 2 pages. quick posts are for me.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-09-19 04:43pm

SecondStorm wrote:
Dalton wrote:I'd go for the Horse package. On only one body part.
go for the blue whale edition then .

Just don't get an erection. You'll pass out!

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-09-19 04:49pm

greenmm wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:just for the record, a blue whale's penis is about 5 Meters (16 ft) long

it's testicles wheigh 10 kg (22 lbs) each
Which is the 2nd reason why I'd avoid that "upgrade"

#1 being, of course, that you'd more likely end up with the proportionate upgrade package...

Which might not be too bad for a blue whale (hmmm... 1:5 ratio, and I'm 5'8" tall [173 cm], so that works out to... 13.6 inches [34.6 cm])...

Hmmm... maybe I should start looking for a pr0n name...

How about 'Dongzilla"?

Or 'Monsters of Cock'.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-19 05:01pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:*plsyd "in the arms of the angels" for tevar*

I love that song.. Thank you!

*Dances in mid-air on her new wings*

Edit: Just remembered a great quote...
"If one was to cross a Man with a Cat, it would improve the Man, but deteriote the Cat." --Mark Twain.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-20 01:46am

XaLEv wrote:Ford?

Not that we modfolk know of

We checked it, and were disappointed....

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-20 01:51am

Ok, I did allude to it bbefore, I got it. THe digestive system/of a Shark. Crasg proof Pancrease, liver, kidneys and etc so I would have to becoem a full carnavior

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-09-20 02:04am

Kitty!

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