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Coolest pile of junk
All sci-fi has them. Serenity, the Eureku Maru, the Millenium Falcon...
The contest isn't on firepower, as we all know the Falcon would own all comers. Which one looks coolest?
Personally, it's a toss-up between the Falcon and Serenity.
The contest isn't on firepower, as we all know the Falcon would own all comers. Which one looks coolest?
Personally, it's a toss-up between the Falcon and Serenity.
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Nah. The E-D is an ugly pile of junk.RayCav of ASVS wrote:Everyone knows the coolest looking piece of junk ever is the USS Enterprise-D
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Re: Coolest pile of junk
Just how powerful is the Falcon's weapons?Cyril wrote:The contest isn't on firepower, as we all know the Falcon would own all comers.
100 megaton - Low End(Up to five or So) Gigaton Missles(Depends on Load-out)Just how powerful is the Falcon's weapons?
.5-10 Megaton Main Top and Bottom mounted guns
10 Kiloton Secondary front mounted Guns
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My bad. Of all people I've should've known....Enlightenment wrote:Nah. The E-D is an ugly pile of junk.RayCav of ASVS wrote:Everyone knows the coolest looking piece of junk ever is the USS Enterprise-D
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As opposed to point defense lasers on the Maru and missiles of unknown power.Mr Bean wrote:100 megaton - Low End(Up to five or So) Gigaton Missles(Depends on Load-out)Just how powerful is the Falcon's weapons?
.5-10 Megaton Main Top and Bottom mounted guns
10 Kiloton Secondary front mounted Guns
And the Serenity is un-armed
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Junk eh?
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The coolest pile of junk, eh?
That would be the N.E.R.D.S.' steam car from Junkyard Wars.
Taking a pile of garbage and turning it into a working vehicle in just eight hours is an impressive feat.
That would be the N.E.R.D.S.' steam car from Junkyard Wars.
Taking a pile of garbage and turning it into a working vehicle in just eight hours is an impressive feat.
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I think of all of them the Maru is the most versatile ship and has a true workhorse look to her.
Well the low-end firepower for the Maru and Falcon isn't that much of a disparity. The Maru was refitted with High Guard weaponry which implies ELS missiles tubes with a ROF of 8 missiles a second. We know from "The Fair Unknown" that she carries two nose mounted forward firing tubes. So that gives her a ROF of 320 mts per second. Now the Falcon can put out more firepower in missiles initial salvo if she fires all of them but then she is out. Her actual guns are less powerful than your standard kinetic missile.
All these calculations are assuming the Maru isn't carrying her weapons pod; which greatly increases her firepower.
Now if you figure high end the Falcon might carry gigaton range but the Maru can carry Roseanne .
Well the low-end firepower for the Maru and Falcon isn't that much of a disparity. The Maru was refitted with High Guard weaponry which implies ELS missiles tubes with a ROF of 8 missiles a second. We know from "The Fair Unknown" that she carries two nose mounted forward firing tubes. So that gives her a ROF of 320 mts per second. Now the Falcon can put out more firepower in missiles initial salvo if she fires all of them but then she is out. Her actual guns are less powerful than your standard kinetic missile.
All these calculations are assuming the Maru isn't carrying her weapons pod; which greatly increases her firepower.
Now if you figure high end the Falcon might carry gigaton range but the Maru can carry Roseanne .
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Which is all irrelevant, as the contest is based on looks, and the Maru looks rather like a rusty dildo.
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Am I the only one who thinks the Falcon doesn't look that junky?
I think it's rather graceful... it certainly shouldn't be compared to a garbage scow like the Maru at least...
I think it's rather graceful... it certainly shouldn't be compared to a garbage scow like the Maru at least...
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Re: Coolest pile of junk
Cyril wrote:All sci-fi has them. Serenity, the Eureku Maru, the Millenium Falcon...
The contest isn't on firepower, as we all know the Falcon would own all comers. Which one looks coolest?
Personally, it's a toss-up between the Falcon and Serenity.
Okay I know what the Falcon looks like. But what about the other 2. Does anyone have a site for them ?
But at the moment my vote goes to the Falcon with second going to Red Dwarf.
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