What would you rather lose?

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-09-20 01:24pm

Both your arms or your penis?
Both your legs or your penis?
Both your arms AND legs or your penis?
Your penis or your nuts?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-09-20 01:33pm

Penis, penis, penis, nuts. In the first three I'll still have my nuts, right? So I'll still be able to reproduce.

Sushi Master · Post by **Sushi Master** » 2003-09-20 01:39pm

For the first one, both of my arms. For the second one, Both of my legs. For the 3rd one, both of my arms and legs. Last one, my nuts.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-09-20 02:07pm

I was about to post something like this, but you beat me, so I'll post it here.

You're penis and testicles are bolted to one end of a wooden table. The other end is lit on fire. You are handed a knife. Do you castrate yourself, or burn?

I would stay and burn to death.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-09-20 02:08pm

To the first three, I use all those more than I use the penis, so if I have to choose, the lesser one must go.
To the penis/nuts, well penis would go. Having children is more important than being able to pee standing up.

EDIT: To the bolt thing YT said, I would twist the bolt

If I can't do that, of course I cut myself. Your life is more important then your dick. (Well, for most of us anyway

)

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-09-20 02:10pm

Penis, penis, penis and...penis. Hey, you can get prosthetic ones, so it won't be as big a loss as the others...

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-09-20 02:52pm

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:EDIT: To the bolt thing YT said, I would twist the bolt If I can't do that, of course I cut myself. Your life is more important then your dick. (Well, for most of us anyway )

I agree, but I just wouldn't be able to cut it off. If it was my arm, then maybe.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-09-20 03:51pm

Penis is all four cases. You can still do many daily tasks without your penis (Besides sex and/or wacking off, of course)

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-09-20 04:03pm

Penis. Every time.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-09-20 04:04pm

innerbrat wrote:Penis. Every time.

Because you don't have one?

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-09-20 04:09pm

YT300000 wrote:
innerbrat wrote:Penis. Every time.
Because you don't have one?

Because I keep losing it anyway.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-09-20 04:17pm

Penis, Penis Penis. Nuts.
Have anice day!

what a great way to up your postcount. I love "Pick this" posts!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-20 04:43pm

I would never allow myself to fall into this sort of scenario, so the point's sorta moot...

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-09-20 04:53pm

I'd keep my arms and legs and nuts. You need the nuts to keep testosterone production up. Nobody want to see me with 'bitch tits'.

As for the bolted to the table question. I'd take the knife and start hacking at that table for all my worth.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-09-20 05:09pm

Mark S wrote:I'd keep my arms and legs and nuts. You need the nuts to keep testosterone production up. Nobody want to see me with 'bitch tits'.

They have a pill which takes care of that, though it is once a day for the rest of your life. But thats true of many medications people live with.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-09-20 05:12pm

1. Penis.
2. Penis.
3. Penis.
4. Nuts.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-09-20 05:13pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:They have a pill which takes care of that, though it is once a day for the rest of your life. But thats true of many medications people live with.

True. But what are the side effects?

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-09-20 06:25pm

Mark S wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:They have a pill which takes care of that, though it is once a day for the rest of your life. But thats true of many medications people live with.
True. But what are the side effects?

A lost item the lady cannot play with.

~Jason

Edit:
Both your arms or your penis? Keep my arms, I can't touch now wouldn't I?

Both your legs or your penis? Penis can stay. I can sit on a chair.

Both your arms AND legs or your penis? Penis leaves due to arms inclusion.

Your penis or your nuts? Nuts leave. Period.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-09-20 06:40pm

Will all those opting to keep the penis in question 4 please explain themselves? I don't see the reasoning. The way I see it, if you want to be useful to the human race and reproduce, you need your nuts. Sure, a penis helps, but it's the sperm that is really needed.

(actually, now that I think about it, some people should just choose to loose the nuts. It might be better for everyone else that way.

)

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-09-20 06:42pm

Extract sperm before removal and shove it in a cryogenics storage room..~Jason That's if said nuts is still viable for extraction.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-09-20 06:54pm

Soontir C'boath wrote:Extract sperm before removal and shove it in a cryogenics storage room..~Jason That's if said nuts is still viable for extraction.

That's a cop-out. The way this was said I assumed it was meant that you lose the object with no chance to do anything like that, say an unfortunate smelting accident or something

.

...I think the people who chose to lose the nuts are just concerned about whacking off.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-09-20 07:38pm

Mark S wrote: True. But what are the side effects?

I'm not aware of any, its basically just synthetically created testosterone as opposed to some other compound with similar effects.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-09-21 05:03am

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:Will all those opting to keep the penis in question 4 please explain themselves? I don't see the reasoning. The way I see it, if you want to be useful to the human race and reproduce, you need your nuts. Sure, a penis helps, but it's the sperm that is really needed.

Check out SLAM, Mitth.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-09-21 01:23pm

YT300000 wrote:I was about to post something like this, but you beat me, so I'll post it here.

You're penis and testicles are bolted to one end of a wooden table. The other end is lit on fire. You are handed a knife. Do you castrate yourself, or burn?

I would stay and burn to death.

Start hacking at the table and cut the piece of wood attached off.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-09-21 05:41pm

Good luck. You'll probably burn to death. And cut yourself.