Sci-Fi torture methods

[RayCav of ASVS]

Ok, maybe I'm a bit sadistic.......
You have captured Bill Gates, Jack Valenti, and Hillary Rosen (or some other person/(group of people) you hate). You can pick any torture method from any sci-fi or real life that you want. You can use combinations. What would you use. I would use a goa'uld sarcophagus to keep the person alive indefinitly, and put in various creatures to tear the person apart, or sensory deprievation. I dunno, can anyone think of any automated, long lasting or biological and compact torture device? Nanobots would rip off too little at a time. Hey, what about filling the sarcophagus with water and pirahnas.

perhaps a bit late but...

I'd ask LT HIT-MAN to torture them. He has fun stuff

If he's not available, I'd have Lt. Amy Lynnebreck torture them. She's like HIT-MAN but a gorgeous girl and her methods are more sexual

[Kelly Antilles]

Even worse.. You've just been told that Portal made a whooping eight hours film and then they force you to see it. Front seats, Imax movie.
No bathroom. No food. Only pain remains

Dude, that is just like so damn cruel. (non-actor cast too, right? People with absolutely no acting talent whatsoever.)

[Howedar]

Send them to Niven's and Pournelle's Hell. Tear them into pieces and scatter them widely. It hurts a lot.

[HemlockGrey]

Ram an Agiel into an orifice.

[jenat-lai]

Imagine... you're strapped in a chair... hands and feet bound securely, even your head held in place, your eyelids clipped open...and even as you think to yourself "wow this is a lot like A Clockwork Orange..." the majectic strains of Beethoven's 5th thunder over the loudspeakers and pages from GK's "Portal" are flashed before you, your eyes forced to read the hideous prose, the one-dimensional characterization, total disregard for any kind of rational consistency...

Twenty hours later, the technicians in their white coats are still recording your screams..

Muahaha.

What's with the Beethoven's 5th? I happen to like that music. Mostly the last movement. But the first is fine in itself too..

"Portal" on the other hand....

[Lord of the Farce]

Stick 'em into a big spherical tank filled with neutrient and oxygen rich (and absolutely tasteless) bacta which also contains special waste eating bacteria (whcih in turn produces some of the neutrient and oxygen), and have repulsors all over which keeps the prisonner floating in the middle. Now that's what I call sensory deprivation!

[Lord of the Farce]

Stick 'em into a big spherical tank filled with neutrient and oxygen rich (and absolutely tasteless) bacta which also contains special waste eating bacteria (whcih in turn produces some of the neutrient and oxygen), and have repulsors all over which keeps the prisonner floating in the middle. Now that's what I call sensory deprivation!

Oh, forgot to mention that the tank is to be in a zero-g environment (just repulsors alone won't completely remove all traces of gravity).

[haas mark]

Repetitive episodes. Of anything.

[The Yosemite Bear]

First of all The Goauld and the Empire have very, very good torcher methods.

Second, few things in this universe can beat ASVS's L.T. Hitman.

As for what I can do, depends do you want information or suffering or do you just want to destroy their minds.

If you Just want to destroy the minds: Use the uplink from Alpha Centauri to beam into their heads the total some of Bad culture: Boy/Girl bands, Bad TV series, bad movies, Vogon Peotry, Worse then Vogon Poetry, Every agnstfilled guilt trip from every adolescent, The English Dubbed Lynn Minmei, Hamtaro, Dragon Ball, etc.

Now that will destroy their minds but won't leave anything for anyone to gather information from.

Now If you want to break their will, shapechanging spells work wonders, these enable one to turn them into what ever you should desire, (You haven't seen annoyed until you've turned Mr. I am so supiriour into a declawed feline, for a few life times, or play around with a little proportion.

Now if you just want them to talk, nothing quite beats the tried and true, although the Sensory Deprovation Tank, followed by Holo-sim treatment leaves a target who will tell you what you want to know as they will no longer be capable of determining reality.

[The Yosemite Bear]

Admittably I got this one from the Authority Comic Book series.

Use Nanotech, Transform them into a Sheep, Pig, or Dog, in the home of about six really sick inbred rascist fucks. Make sure that the nanites keep the poor soul from dieing no matter what they do to it.

[Daedalus]

Wow, true sadists, one and all. I knew there was a reason that I felt at home here.

As I understand it, only water, combined with sleep deprivation works to a reliable degree. Whilst other forms of information extraction produce results, too many of them cause pain &/or bodily stress to the extent where there is serious jeopard of brain damage, psychosis, coma or death.

I read with interest Alan Dershowicz's advocation of torture as a means of gaining information from terrorist suspects who might have direct knowledge of impending attacks. Curious, coming from someone who is usually one of the leading civil rights advocates. His thinking is flawed, because (as I understand it) the most important facet is time. It can't be rushed.

[haas mark]

ANd psychosis is a bad thing...?

[Patrick Degan]

Adapt the Luduvico Method from A Clockwork Orange only with a horrific new twist —the subject is locked in an IMAX theatre and forced to watch every last episode of Voyager (reformatted, naturally) followed up with a special "Neelix Highlights Reel". The entire programme then loops back upon itself repeatedly.

Should result in the same effect as the Total Perspective Vortex but using contemporary off-the-shelf technology available to us today. Sure, it'll take longer. But what self respecting sadist wouldn't[/i] want to lengthen his victim's ordeal?

[haas mark]

Hee!

[Daedalus]

ANd psychosis is a bad thing...?

I sure hope not in my case, at any rate.

[Mr Bean]

Should result in the same effect as the Total Perspective Vortex but using contemporary off-the-shelf technology available to us today. Sure, it'll take longer. But what self respecting sadist wouldn't[/i] want to lengthen his victim's ordeal?

Intresting.. Intresting I'll have to write that one down

[aerius]

We can have them watch a Darkstar/Graham Kennedy collaboration on an IMAX screen. This movie will be so bad that it makes Voyager look better than ESB.

[The Yosemite Bear]

Nooo

"Darkstar only needs to prove these rings to plunge the entire usenet into Ignorance."-Wongdolf

[Typhonis 1]

Braindance from cyberpunk 2020 is horrific you put a neural interface in thereheads and can directly pump data into the brain ...let your twiusted imagination go from there ,the body remainsfine but the head.......

[NecronLord]

Ok, excluding the nural lace/effectorisation.slash other culture stuff of the amusing GCU Grey Area.

1 place in eternal pit. i.e. when they reach the bottom they are teleported to the top. Highly amusing,

2 Dark Eldar Talos i.e. mind removed and placed into a machine powered by your agony.

3.Aoura chair, on full power, from farscape. (Segment his mind, as many levels as it takes)

4. Discoporeality. no special powers, just no physical body, immortality, and no way to interact with anything. For all eternity. but with the ability to obseve anything, but never tell anyone.

5. The above, without the ability to observe the universe.

[oberon]

How abt this:

Put your victim's head in a vise, cut their scalp off with a hacksaw, pick parts of their brain out and cook'em up before their still-alive eyes.

What, you think I watch too many movies, or something?

[SWPIGWANG]

Just make them listen to me sing and talk about why trek shall beat sw senseless

[Guest]

1 place in eternal pit. i.e. when they reach the bottom they are teleported to the top. Highly amusing

ROFLMAO!!!!
Of course keeping them alive till the end of time and torturing them (filling it with superheated pressurized bacta would make it nice torture.)


BTW the goa'uld sarcophagus can resurrect dead people, so you can kill them over and over and over again:twisted: (like sokar did to apophis) in case anyone doesn't know.

[consequences]

Hmm, direct nerve stimulation has already been mentioned, and if that is available it is probably one of the more efficient methods.
My personal favorite for style is mostly taken from the Red Dwarf book Backwards: You take someone secure them, and slowly dismember them from ythe fingers and toes until only the torso remains. You then slap a condom saturated with tiger balm on them, and once the pain from that starts to ebb, you insert a cocktail umbrella inside the penis, pop it open, and then pull all the insides out. Once you are finished amusing yourself, you cut open his stomach, remove all inessential inernal organs, and force feed them to him raw. You then pull the ends of his bowels out, wait for the last meal to work their way through the remains of the victims digestive system, hold their bowels over their face, and wait for them to drown in their own crap.

[Typhonis 1]

Securethem Clockwork Orange style and force them to watch the Brady Bunch on an endless loop