chick has made another pamphlet!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-09-27 10:01pm

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5016/5016_01.asp

yes! god beats you up till you kiss his feet!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-27 10:06pm

*oww my brain hurts on the right side after reading that

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-27 10:08pm

The subtlety of writing and character development is exceeded only by Enterprise.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-27 10:16pm

That was...eh..pitiful*Watches Ned Flander's funny Christain Stupidity on the Simpsons*

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-09-27 10:18pm

Poor Jack Chick. He just has to put all this effort into this tripe.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-09-27 10:36pm

I think he hires people to draw these for him.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-27 10:39pm

Cyril wrote:I think he hires people to draw these for him.

Yeah, he lacks brain cells for uderstanding he 3rd Dimesion, infact he doesn't understand the 1st or 2nd.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2002-09-27 10:49pm

That was pathetic, what more can I say?

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-09-27 11:12pm

Ok let's see what's wrong here....

God does justice by having his son get arrested for drugs and having his daughter get pregnant, and she'll probably get an abortion? Yep, sounds like Christian justice to me!

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-09-28 08:46am

EVIL!

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2002-09-28 09:21am

Jack T. Chick: the world's least subtle communicator!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-09-28 11:05am

It's nothing more than a rewrite of "A Christmas Carol": Some greedy guy is mean. Then, he's visited by someone, and then, the next morning, is all nice.

Perhaps, he'll become concerned about trees, and stop wasting paper on this stuff.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-09-28 01:12pm

Actually, this tract actually has some sort of valuable use... in other words, it exposes that Christianity actually is a quite collectivistic religion, even when you look away from Jesus' famous words:

It is harder for a rich man to go to heaven than for a camel to pass through a needle's eye

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Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-28 01:32pm

The only logical explanation for Jack Chick, and various other sores continued survivial is simple. THe Good Die Young.

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-09-28 01:44pm

I also can't help but notice the mess with the family went unresoved.

Guess Jesus can't do everything

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-09-28 02:14pm

I think i lost a few IQ points for reading this.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-09-28 05:31pm

RayCav of ASVS wrote:I also can't help but notice the mess with the family went unresoved.

Guess Jesus can't do everything

-snickers- you should email him that.

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-09-28 05:35pm

Seen one Chick pamphlet, seen 'em all. Bogus mega-hardcore-Christian trash.
What wonders nature gives us, yet another example of a being without a brain or indeed any other vital organ who lives regardless!

PeZook · Post by **PeZook** » 2002-09-28 05:53pm

What wonders nature gives us, yet another example of a being without a brain or indeed any other vital organ who lives regardless!

Why do you assume Chick doesn't have any vital organs? As a matter of fact, if he is thinking, say, with his kidneys instead of a brain he doesn't posses, that would explain a lot of things

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-09-28 05:54pm

PeZook wrote:
What wonders nature gives us, yet another example of a being without a brain or indeed any other vital organ who lives regardless!
Why do you assume Chick doesn't have any vital organs? As a matter of fact, if he is thinking, say, with his kidneys instead of a brain he doesn't posses, that would explain a lot of things

Actually I would think that he does all his cognitive skills with his colon

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-09-28 06:00pm

PeZook wrote:
What wonders nature gives us, yet another example of a being without a brain or indeed any other vital organ who lives regardless!
Why do you assume Chick doesn't have any vital organs? As a matter of fact, if he is thinking, say, with his kidneys instead of a brain he doesn't posses, that would explain a lot of things

Well, no vital organs in the right place, at least.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-09-28 06:01pm

If I could actually understand that fuckin' cartoon I might have something to say other than it sucks. Of course they'll now say that I'm stupid and uneducated since I couldn't be bothered to waste my time trying to piece all that crap together into a coherent story of sorts. Damn, even Voyager has better continuity than that cartoon.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-28 06:15pm

I would like to see the way they mess around on the Girl who gets beaten, raped & pregnant by her Fundie preacher stepdad, and then deciedes that she only likes women anymore.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2002-09-28 08:57pm

Your sentiments are understood, and this guy is hated by all except fundies.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-28 09:14pm

The very sad part is I know a woman who had that happen to her in High School. And Her mother & her stepfather's congregation blamed HER! Needless to say, I don't like her family.

EDIT----

Her teenage son isn't bad even for a teenager.