Lady Tevar..SirNitrams wille

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-18 07:40pm

BoredShirtless wrote:And with that, GALE Force recruits its first Kiwi.

*Chachunk*

{BLAM!!}

Anyways, Smi, no I'm not jealous. His is only an inch longer than mine.

Tevar, you hold on to him

as long as you can, mkay?

*HUG*

Exon, SECONDED!!!

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-09-18 07:42pm

I suppose you could post pics somewhere and give us directions to them.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-18 07:42pm

XaLEv wrote:I suppose you could post pics somewhere and give us directions to them.

Mine are at Glitch...

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-18 08:38pm

Exonerate wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:That big? long 9 eh?
You know the rules, you make a claim, you have to back it up.
Proof please
Since I'm unable to post pictures, you will have to accept my word for it.

9in long. 5in around. Duly measured after much teasing of the member in question.
You sure you weren't holding the ruler backwards?

Since it was a seamstress' cloth measuring tape, which is marked up to 6ft?

Yes, I'm *positive* I wasn't holding the tape measure backwards.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-18 08:40pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Anyways, Smi, no I'm not jealous. His is only an inch longer than mine.

Tevar, you hold on to him as long as you can, mkay? *HUG*

Exon, SECONDED!!!

Oh, believe me, Ein, he's not getting away. I've already got him to buy me the engagement ring, and we looked at wedding rings today.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-09-18 10:42pm

Exonerate wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:That big? long 9 eh?
You know the rules, you make a claim, you have to back it up.
Proof please
Since I'm unable to post pictures, you will have to accept my word for it.

9in long. 5in around. Duly measured after much teasing of the member in question.
You sure you weren't holding the ruler backwards?

If the ruler was longer than 18 inches, wouldn't that be a good thing?

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-09-19 03:36am

LadyTevar wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:That big? long 9 eh?
You know the rules, you make a claim, you have to back it up.
Proof please
Since I'm unable to post pictures, you will have to accept my word for it.

9in long. 5in around. Duly measured after much teasing of the member in question.

Ok, but Sir Nitram will need a new Title I think... Long John Silver? nahh to obvious.. We could call you Lady Snake charmer perhaps?

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-09-19 03:37am

LadyTevar wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Anyways, Smi, no I'm not jealous. His is only an inch longer than mine.

Tevar, you hold on to him as long as you can, mkay? *HUG*

Exon, SECONDED!!!
Oh, believe me, Ein, he's not getting away. I've already got him to buy me the engagement ring, and we looked at wedding rings today.

Ohhhh, Ahhhhh

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-09-19 03:38am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:No staurt the spam factor was reason enough for me to lock it.

Sir Nitram and Lady Tevor asked me nicely to unlock it, because they feel a need to defend themselves from accusations....

oh and to the spammers....BAD DENIZENS

Oh since I reopened it the two spammity pics have been inlined and dressed...

Thanks Colin, your a gent.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-09-19 04:17pm

I fear now, for my prophecy was fufilled.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-19 04:52pm

Connor MacLeod wrote:I fear now, for my prophecy was fufilled.

..................... What Prophecy?

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-09-20 08:31am

*winces*

owww....

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-09-20 08:34am

innerbrat wrote:*winces*

owww....

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that... [winces]

~ver

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-20 10:58am

Connor MacLeod wrote:I fear now, for my prophecy was fufilled.

¿Que Pasa?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-20 11:00am

LadyTevar wrote:9in long. 5in around.

Hmm, sounds exactly like one of my roomies/lovers named Jason...

EDIT: What's π times three? Hmm this means Jason's is 9 inches around!!!

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-09-20 05:35pm

LadyTevar wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:I fear now, for my prophecy was fufilled.

..................... What Prophecy?

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... ht=#720342

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-09-20 06:31pm

Speaking of the wille, is there anyone here with a site at hand of a chart representing average size and age groups?~Jason
P.S.-I've already tried google awhile ago, but you know what keeps popping up as the results.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-20 07:39pm

verilon wrote:
innerbrat wrote:*winces*

owww....
I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that... [winces]

~ver

Not 'Owww'. "OOHHHH!" repeated many many times.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-09-20 07:52pm

Soontir C'boath wrote:Speaking of the wille, is there anyone here with a site at hand of a chart representing average size and age groups?~Jason
P.S.-I've already tried google awhile ago, but you know what keeps popping up as the results.

Turn Safe-Search on and try again. (It's in preferances or something... you need to have t3h c00k135 on first)

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-09-20 08:14pm

Now was this measure from the top, side or bottom? Different results can be gained depending.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-20 08:26pm

Mark S wrote:Now was this measure from the top, side or bottom? Different results can be gained depending.

9in from base to tip, topside.

5in measured around thickest part, approx 3in from base.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-09-20 11:28pm

Connor MacLeod wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:I fear now, for my prophecy was fufilled.

..................... What Prophecy?
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... ht=#720342

*Elvis*Thank you, thank very much *Elvis*

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-09-20 11:31pm

LadyTevar wrote:
Mark S wrote:Now was this measure from the top, side or bottom? Different results can be gained depending.
9in from base to tip, topside.

5in measured around thickest part, approx 3in from base.

Well thats certainly a tad bigger than average. If I were you though, I wouldnt let it go to his head.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-09-20 11:40pm

Stuart Mackey wrote:If I were you though, I wouldnt let it go to his head.

Quite droll.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-09-20 11:51pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:If I were you though, I wouldnt let it go to his head.
Quite droll.

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