I have discovered "Pervert Glasses"

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-21 12:51pm

One of my buddies who has a collection of all sorts of weird things has introduced me to "pervert glasses". They're like sunglasses, but better. The outside 1/4 of the lens is silvered on the inside so you can see behind you while looking to the side of the glasses. Thus you can stand in front of some chick with your back to her and stare at her boobs by looking to the side a bit. Damn these things are fun! The possibilities are endless.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-09-21 12:53pm

*shakes head and sighs*
She's not even left the country yet...

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-09-21 01:07pm

*obtains perv glasses*

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-09-21 01:09pm

I remember those things were popular for a while when I was in High School. Are they making a comeback or did he find them at a garage sale or somethign?

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-09-21 01:13pm

x10

Me want.

J/K

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-09-21 01:13pm

They're not pevert glasses. They're glasses with side view mirrors. If you're about to make a turn, you don't want to get hit by someone coming up beside you do you?

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-09-21 01:27pm

I used to have a pair of those. Useful for watching for hired assassins.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-21 02:08pm

TrailerParkJawa wrote:I remember those things were popular for a while when I was in High School. Are they making a comeback or did he find them at a garage sale or somethign?

I have no idea where he got them from, but he does have several pairs of them so I'm guessing he stumbled across a stash somewhere.

neoolong wrote:They're not pevert glasses. They're glasses with side view mirrors. If you're about to make a turn, you don't want to get hit by someone coming up beside you do you?

Sure they are, they're chick watching glasses and you know it! There's no shame in admitting that you like watching chicks.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-21 04:01pm

Dammit man, where do you buy them?!? Does anyone know where to buy them?!? I'd have endless fun with these...imagine the laughs you'll cause stoned...

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-09-21 04:26pm

Closest I got was this. Rear view glasses Only thing is there are lil mirrors that you attach to your glasses.

~Jason

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-09-21 04:42pm

Made in Japan. Guaranteed.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-21 05:58pm

Xenophobe3691 wrote:Dammit man, where do you buy them?!? Does anyone know where to buy them?!? I'd have endless fun with these...imagine the laughs you'll cause stoned...

Buy them here, the sell them as kid's spy glasses but you know what they really are. The ones my buddy has are a lot nicer and have metal frames so they don't look so toy-ish, but I don't know where to get them.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-09-21 06:30pm

aerius wrote:
neoolong wrote:They're not pevert glasses. They're glasses with side view mirrors. If you're about to make a turn, you don't want to get hit by someone coming up beside you do you?
Sure they are, they're chick watching glasses and you know it! There's no shame in admitting that you like watching chicks.

But you need an excuse if a chick asks.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-09-21 06:50pm

Sweetness, I want some!

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-21 06:58pm

aerius wrote:
Xenophobe3691 wrote:Dammit man, where do you buy them?!? Does anyone know where to buy them?!? I'd have endless fun with these...imagine the laughs you'll cause stoned...
Buy them here, the sell them as kid's spy glasses but you know what they really are. The ones my buddy has are a lot nicer and have metal frames so they don't look so toy-ish, but I don't know where to get them.

Thanks a lot, looks like I'm gonna be doing some shopping when I get home next week...

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-09-21 08:44pm

Demiurge wrote:I used to have a pair of those. Useful for watching for hired assassins.

*Note to self, attack from above.

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2003-09-21 10:49pm

I just want those IR cams that works during the day.

Otherwise I can just turn my head.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-09-22 02:57am

Meh, who needs these glasses when I can go to my local shopping mall, where all the lovely ladies wear little more than a hankerchief.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-09-22 03:29am

I already have a pair of these things. I still haven't found much use for them. Especially since I have been hanging out with the fetish crowd.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-09-22 04:05am

Seen them, and i've also heard an interesting story about them.

Seems a guy was using them on a beach and admiring a pair of beauties behind him, when an angry man came up and punhed him in the face.

seems the angry mans wife was breastfeeding on the beach and our hero appeared to be staring straight at her, even though he was actually looking straight back at two diferent women.

Even the greatest things have their drawbacks.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-09-22 08:58pm

I've seen them once. If I remember, anyone who looks close enough can see the mirrors used to look back. Of course, these ones might be different, and someone behind you won't even see the glasses.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-09-22 10:17pm

These hankerchiefs are around their necks right?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-09-24 01:10am

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:These hankerchiefs are around their necks right?

They tie around the back, I think a good updraft would be a godsend.