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Your soul is worth £7205. For your peace of mind, 88% of people have a purer soul than you.



I knew I should have traded it away for more than an order of fries:banghead: stupid stupid
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Captain_Cyran wrote:
The Dark wrote:
McNum wrote:Your soul is worth £141893. For your peace of mind, 1% of people have a purer soul than you.

I even answered truthfully... :)
Whoa...twice my value, and I'm the guy who's in training to be a preacher. That's like virgin at prom night-level frightening.
I'm the preachers kid, how do you think I feel at being shown up by some of these people. :D
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Your soul is worth £10310. For your peace of mind, 77% of people have a purer soul than you.
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Your soul is worth £70089. For your peace of mind, 7% of people have a purer soul than you.

Doesn't seem very accurate to me.
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Your soul is worth £16812. For your peace of mind, 56% of people have a purer soul than you.

Hey got more then I counted on....hmmm maybe time to sell my soul for a sports car.
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*phew* At least the Hitman has a cheaper soul than me
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The Dark wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:I'm the preachers kid, how do you think I feel at being shown up by some of these people. :D
Ah, but PKs are known for being rebellious. I'm the one who's supposed to be sweetness and light :D .
Who me? :angelic: :angelic: Couldn't be. I mean really...rebellious? Not at all. :twisted: :twisted:
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Your soul is worth £838. For your peace of mind, 99% of people have a purer soul than you.

That much?! I'd better sell it before it lose its value! :D
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Dooey Jo wrote:Your soul is worth £838. For your peace of mind, 99% of people have a purer soul than you.

That much?! I'd better sell it before it lose its value! :D
Uh oh Hitman...looks like someone beat you. Well, good to know we have the two opposites now, We've got a 1% and a 99%... Didn't think it was possible.
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Your soul is worth £21146. For your peace of mind, 45% of people have a purer soul than you.

Huh. I'm more expensive than I guessed. :D
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Kuja wrote:Your soul is worth £21146. For your peace of mind, 45% of people have a purer soul than you.

Huh. I'm more expensive than I guessed. :D
My soul is worth more than yours! :D :D
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Captain_Cyran wrote:My soul is worth more than yours! :D :D
*grabs Cyran by the soul and beats it black and blue*

Not anymore. :twisted:
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Kuja wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:My soul is worth more than yours! :D :D
*grabs Cyran by the soul and beats it black and blue*

Not anymore. :twisted:
*Grabs Kuja by the soul and drops it in molten lava.*

And the winner... :twisted:
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Captain_Cyran wrote:*Grabs Kuja by the soul and drops it in molten lava.*

And the winner... :twisted:
*emerges from the lava looking a lot like Sauron and beats Cyran with his fancy new mace*

Hee hee hee... :twisted:
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"Your soul is worth £5238. For your peace of mind, 93% of people have a purer soul than you."

In reality my soul is worth nothing, because it does not exist.
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Kuja wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:*Grabs Kuja by the soul and drops it in molten lava.*

And the winner... :twisted:
*emerges from the lava looking a lot like Sauron and beats Cyran with his fancy new mace*

Hee hee hee... :twisted:
*Winces* It hurts and stings! Time for the big guns...

*Cyran Hadokens SauronKuja, turning him into a rapidly expanding cloud of atoms.*
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Captain_Cyran wrote:
*Winces* It hurts and stings! Time for the big guns...

*Cyran Hadokens SauronKuja, turning him into a rapidly expanding cloud of atoms.*
*coalesces and smothers Cyran*

HA! I am Kuja, the incredible fighting cloud of hydrogen!:mrgreen:
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Kuja wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
*Winces* It hurts and stings! Time for the big guns...

*Cyran Hadokens SauronKuja, turning him into a rapidly expanding cloud of atoms.*
*coalesces and smothers Cyran*

HA! I am Kuja, the incredible fighting cloud of hydrogen!:mrgreen:
Hydrogen you say?

*Dons his flame proof suit and strikes a match. Cyran watches as Kuja turns into the incredible expanding explosion.*
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Raven wrote:
Your soul is worth £4521. For your peace of mind, 94% of people have a purer soul than you.
Bad, but not the worst.
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Your soul is worth £16792. For your peace of mind, 56% of people have a purer soul than you.
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Your soul is worth £27322. For your peace of mind, 31% of people have a purer soul than you.

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Your soul is worth £17562. For your peace of mind, 54% of people have a purer soul than you.

So, is anybody buying?
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Your soul is worth £15676. For your peace of mind, 59% of people have a purer soul than you.

Ouch.
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£28904

If anyone wants to write me a check, I'll sell my soul to you for that much.
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