What is the most sadistic prank

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-09-21 01:30am

You ever played on some one?
For me it would be the time I took one of my sisters cabage patch dools stuffed it full of fake blood packs and made it look like a real baby then flung it off a highway over pass
I was ten at the time.
boy oh boy was that some funny shit

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-09-21 01:36am

LT.Hit-Man wrote:You ever played on some one?

*evil grin*

That would probably be the time I sent of friend of mine a little cartoon flash and he ended up opening it in the school library.

The video speaks very softly to trick you into turning the volume way up, then screams "CHICKS WITH DICKS.COM! HALF CHICK, HALF DICK, ALL THE TIME!"

Needless to say, he got in a large amount of trouble. *evil laugh*

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-21 01:41am

OMFG LMFAO!!!

I got some Calcium Carbide (Gopher-Go) and dumped a pound of it into a school toilet and flushed 'er down. It exploded inside the sewer pipes and sounded something like this:

Followed by a Giant Splashing Sound™ as all the geysers of SHIT WATER propelled out of EVERY TOILET IN THE FUCKING BUILDING came back down from their near-orbital trajectories!!!

I was 13, and to this day no one at that damn Gestapo Konzentrazionschlager Auschwitz school knows what the hell happened that day...

I wish I knew about The Janitor's Worst Friend back then...

EDIT: Damn Typodemons!

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-09-21 04:50pm

Kuja wrote:
LT.Hit-Man wrote:You ever played on some one?
*evil grin*

That would probably be the time I sent of friend of mine a little cartoon flash and he ended up opening it in the school library.

The video speaks very softly to trick you into turning the volume way up, then screams "CHICKS WITH DICKS.COM! HALF CHICK, HALF DICK, ALL THE TIME!"

Needless to say, he got in a large amount of trouble. *evil laugh*

LOL that's a good one

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-09-21 04:55pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:OMFG LMFAO!!!

I got some Calcium Carbide (Gopher-Go) and dumped a pound of it into a school toilet and flushed 'er down. It exploded inside the sewer pipes and sounded something like this:

Followed by a Giant Splashing Sound™ as all the geysers of SHIT WATER propelled out of EVERY TOILET IN THE FUCKING BUILDING came back down from their near-orbital trajectories!!!

I was 13, and to this day no one at that damn Gestapo Konzentrazionschlager Auschwitz school knows what the hell happened that day...

I wish I knew about The Janitor's Worst Friend back then...

EDIT: Damn Typodemons!

Hehehehe a classic I have found that mixxing metal cleaners and amonia a long bleach can make some realy fucked up smelling shit that would send most people running for the hills

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-09-21 04:58pm

LT.Hit-Man wrote:

Hehehehe a classic I have found that mixxing metal cleaners and amonia a long bleach can make some realy fucked up smelling shit that would send most people running for the hills

Fucking around with stuff like that allows for the easy creation of several quite poisonous gases.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-09-21 05:02pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
LT.Hit-Man wrote:

Hehehehe a classic I have found that mixxing metal cleaners and amonia a long bleach can make some realy fucked up smelling shit that would send most people running for the hills
Fucking around with stuff like that allows for the easy creation of several quite poisonous gases.

No shit that's why you put on a gasmask and it is a good way to get rid of gophers and other unwanted vermin

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-09-21 05:06pm

Many, many, many years ago.....
It was november in tennessee, pumpkins were everywhere. Peoples porches, driveways, etc. We couldn't resist. My friend and I "Borrowed" some of the pumpkins. a few days later, after noting on the pumpkins the address from which they came. We tossed them all into the back of my friends 1990 Cavalier and set out to return them.

Well, we had alot of pumpkins that needed to be returned, and we were determined to do it in one night! The method we devised was thus:
We would drive by the house at 40-50 miles an hour, and just lob the pumpkins into the yard!!!

Now, it must be said that in my little hometown, the mailboxes are on the right side of the road, without exception, so when we lobbed the pumpkins out, we discovered an interesting fact: Pumpkins are the natural enemy of mailboxes! They will hit them every time if you lob them out of your window at 40-50 miles an hour when it is dark out! Who knew?!!!

And for those of you that don't know, a 20 or so pound pumpkin at 50 miles an hour can do quite a bit of damage to even brick mailboxes (Observed) anyone wanna do the calcs as to how much momentum that packs? I can't cause I don't know how

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-09-21 05:29pm

Chardok wrote:Many, many, many years ago.....
It was november in tennessee, pumpkins were everywhere. Peoples porches, driveways, etc. We couldn't resist. My friend and I "Borrowed" some of the pumpkins. a few days later, after noting on the pumpkins the address from which they came. We tossed them all into the back of my friends 1990 Cavalier and set out to return them.

Well, we had alot of pumpkins that needed to be returned, and we were determined to do it in one night! The method we devised was thus:
We would drive by the house at 40-50 miles an hour, and just lob the pumpkins into the yard!!!

Now, it must be said that in my little hometown, the mailboxes are on the right side of the road, without exception, so when we lobbed the pumpkins out, we discovered an interesting fact: Pumpkins are the natural enemy of mailboxes! They will hit them every time if you lob them out of your window at 40-50 miles an hour when it is dark out! Who knew?!!!

And for those of you that don't know, a 20 or so pound pumpkin at 50 miles an hour can do quite a bit of damage to even brick mailboxes (Observed) anyone wanna do the calcs as to how much momentum that packs? I can't cause I don't know how

Heheheh that's a good one as well.
Better yet get some road kill skunk and in the wee hours of the night put the road kill ion the mailbox of someone you don't like, make sure the roadkill is freash for the full effect

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-09-21 06:38pm

*Takes notes*

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2003-09-21 07:00pm

"How to Get Even with your enemies"

Most of the non-lethal jokes, and the ones that would not involve breaking and entering.

http://www.textfiles.com/

Incidently, I might pull the 'apartment sign' joke if I ever move to a building downtown

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-09-21 08:33pm

If I ever see you people around my house, I'm going to shoot you.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-21 08:38pm

HemlockGrey wrote:If I ever see you people around my house, I'm going to shoot you.

LOL

Don't worry, I'm still an Anarchist at heart (always will be), but my crimes are of the mind now...

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-09-21 08:40pm

*Drops Calcium carbide in Hemlocks septic tank*

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-21 09:15pm

Once, several students in my old high school, including me, who were in the building via stage crew snuck into the hated pervert English teacher's room and bolted his desk to a wall. This required alot of planning, but we pulled it off.

Also, there was a plot before we graduated to get hold of a kudzu plant and set it up in one of the toilets in the abandoned third floor bathroom, the one that had a hole in the floor leading to the second floor bathroom. Unfortunately, we couldn't get a plant.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-09-21 09:28pm

I once went to a Christmas party where we were exchanging white elephant gifts. I wraped up some femine hygiene products and threw them under the tree. Imagine the laughter when that gift was opened. Thinking about that still makes me crack up today.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-21 09:36pm

Turned a guy's car into a crime scene. We stole a bunch of yellow caution tape from a construction site and got a bunch of red dye, ketchup, a condom, and chalk. We wrapped his car with caution tape, drew a nice chalk outline of a body on the pavement by his car, and put red dye and ketchup all over the pavement and his car. We put some white hand lotion and spit in the condom to make it look used and planted that on his car too. Poor guy almost shit himself when he saw his car, and he flipped out when he found the condom.

Nova Andromeda · Post by **Nova Andromeda** » 2003-09-21 09:50pm

--I hope you people are making these things up or those were really bad people you did them too...

Seggybop · Post by **Seggybop** » 2003-09-21 10:11pm

ref Einhander

How did you prevent the chemical from exploding as soon as you dumped it in?

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-09-21 10:18pm

At camp (Outdoor school, whatever). I put a weight on my friend's hand, so it went all numb. Fake plastic covered in fabric hand, covered with fake blood that tastes like blood (edible), looked very realistic, prepared. Sleeve of pajama top pulled down and dripped fake blood on, so that hand looks like it's cut off. Fake hand put in person's mouth.

Result: He wakes up. He sees bloody fingers in front of his eyes, and something that feels, tastes, and looks like a bloody hand in his mouth. He can't feel his right hand. It looks like it's cut off. Spits hand out and screams so loud the entire camp wakes up.

It was revenge for him putting a lizard in my underwear. The camp leaders said we were even, and neither of us got in trouble.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-09-21 10:18pm

Seggybop wrote:ref Einhander

How did you prevent the chemical from exploding as soon as you dumped it in?

I'd imagine something that would be slowly eaten away by the water until it reached the chemical.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-21 10:46pm

Nova Andromeda wrote:--I hope you people are making these things up or those were really bad people you did them too...

Well the guy I pulled that prank on was a dork who became an asshole after a year of university so I say he deserved it. Besides, it's not as if anyone got killed....

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-09-21 10:53pm

While we were living in the dorms at the college I attended for a time, a few of my friends went fishing. We didn't exactly catch much, as there was much alchohol involved in the pursuit of fish, but we did come away with several carp that couldn't have been much bigger than four inches long. Anyways, we kept one of them, and managed to sneak it back into the dorms. We got the fish into a dorm room a floor below us, and stuffed the fish deep down into the dorm room heater and cranked that thing onto full. The entire floor smelled like rotten fish for two weeks.

A few months later, one of my other friends managed to move out and get himself a local apartment near campus. He always kept his doors unlocked, much to his shagrin. A group of us slipped into his apartment uninvited one night, and removed all of the labels on his canned food. He had something like 40 cans on his shelves. He was a little irate about that stunt.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-09-21 11:03pm

Well, I haven't accually done it, but me and my friends have talked about signing one or another up into NAMBLA.

Also, you know the smelly kid at school right? Well we hung out with the smelly kid, he looked like a mexican Lurch. His odor would wake me up at 6:00 AM when he got on the school bus. The closest we ever got to describing it was sweaty rotting cats. So, 4 years ago for his birthday we all pooled together, got him soap, shampoo, conditioner, deodorant, colonge, one of those tree shaped car deodorizors and I personally wrote him a pamplet on personal hygiene. He dropped most of the stuff and didn't stop trying to beat our asses for days.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-09-21 11:54pm

There's only two i can think of at the moment, and i haven't done these, but they sound hella funny.

1) in the wee hours sprinkle powdered milk on a grass lawn, then when dawn comes, the dew comes and the sun sours it, creating a smelly lawn.

2) i forget the name, but there's a metal (my brain's telling me silver iodide), you put it in someone's soap, after they use it and dry out, they get a purple skin.

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