What is the most sadistic prank

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2003-09-22 12:21am

Find out the name of that metal! I have a few friends I owe pranks on.

Most Sadist prank I can remember that is not in 'How to Get Even with your enemies'

Waited for a friend to pass out from drinking, covered him in fish oil, and then tied him from a tree near an area with lots of cats.

At least it cured him of his drinking problem.

Either that, or the old 'saniwrap across the toilet gag' combined with itching powder (in this case, a fiberglass varient) and some glued on piece of fly paper with the sticky fly part sticking up
(you do the visuallization)

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-09-22 08:30am

Well, I once slapped a post-it note reading something rather risque on an attractive young woman's back...

Does that qualify??

(fortunately, she was a friend of mine and understood it was a prank... if not, I might have been sued for sexual harassment)

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-09-22 12:00pm

Oh, I forgot. One night at college I went into the bathrooms and turned all the showers on hot.

By morning, the place felt like a steam bath and there was very little hot water left.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-22 02:58pm

Seggybop wrote:ref Einhander

How did you prevent the chemical from exploding as soon as you dumped it in?

Quick-dissolve Gel caps.

A cubic SHITLOAD of 'em!

It's tedious filling up all those 'caps, but get a few Rebel sympathizers (NOT TOO MANY! The more people you have in on the joke, the higher the probability of one of em squealing on you to the SQUARE of the number of people involved!) helping you and you'll be golden in no time. Then flush all those caps down and try to sneak outta there as quietly as possible...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-22 03:02pm

Rye wrote:There's only two i can think of at the moment, and i haven't done these, but they sound hella funny.

1) in the wee hours sprinkle powdered milk on a grass lawn, then when dawn comes, the dew comes and the sun sours it, creating a smelly lawn.

2) i forget the name, but there's a metal (my brain's telling me silver iodide), you put it in someone's soap, after they use it and dry out, they get a purple skin.

Silver Nitrate? BTW I don't recommend you do that unless you really Really REALLY hate the Target...

I think you were thinking Nitrogen Tri-iodide, Rye. This chemical has some Anarchistic uses as well. Two words: Contact Explosive...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-22 03:06pm

anarchistbunny wrote:Well, I haven't accually done it, but me and my friends have talked about signing one or another up into NAMBLA.

Also, you know the smelly kid at school right? Well we hung out with the smelly kid, he looked like a mexican Lurch. His odor would wake me up at 6:00 AM when he got on the school bus. The closest we ever got to describing it was sweaty rotting cats. So, 4 years ago for his birthday we all pooled together, got him soap, shampoo, conditioner, deodorant, colonge, one of those tree shaped car deodorizors and I personally wrote him a pamplet on personal hygiene. He dropped most of the stuff and didn't stop trying to beat our asses for days.

OMFG ROFLMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Smelly kids should always be lavished with hygiene products at any and every chance possible IMO...

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-09-22 03:46pm

Kuja wrote:
LT.Hit-Man wrote:You ever played on some one?
*evil grin*

That would probably be the time I sent of friend of mine a little cartoon flash and he ended up opening it in the school library.

The video speaks very softly to trick you into turning the volume way up, then screams "CHICKS WITH DICKS.COM! HALF CHICK, HALF DICK, ALL THE TIME!"

Needless to say, he got in a large amount of trouble. *evil laugh*

For me, it was: ANAL SEX.COM! ALL ANAL, ALL THE TIME!

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-09-22 10:24pm

Now I am reminded why I hang out here.
To meet and talk with like minded people

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-09-22 10:34pm

I once switched around the keyboards/mice of ~10 computers in my school library*, and watched the results. Maybe not the most sadistic, but it caused the funniest reactions.... took a whole half hour for them to figure out that one computer was controlling the other.

*I mean I switched around where they were connected to the ports, not their actual spot on the big desk-thing.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-09-22 10:38pm

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:I once switched around the keyboards/mice of ~10 computers in my school library*, and watched the results. Maybe not the most sadistic, but it caused the funniest reactions.... took a whole half hour for them to figure out that one computer was controlling the other.

*I mean I switched around where they were connected to the ports, not their actual spot on the big desk-thing.

Now that's funny to bad you could not have rigged them up so that the computers in the library so that they ran another classroom's computer and what not

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-09-22 10:52pm

Use "PrintScrn" to copy the desktop, then hide all hte icons and minimize the taskbar. I've gotten so many people with that one. And a friend of mine (male) wrote "Insert dick here" on another friend's back (female, drunk).

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-09-22 11:16pm

Here's one I haven't done but sounds cruel.

Get two homophobic friends, drink them unconsious, as they are passed out put them in a bed, strip them naked and put them in each other's arms.

Now the next part isn't very pretty, but is the key step in this prank, take 2 toothbrushes(for sanitary reasons) and use it on the inside of their assholes. When they wake up in the morning they'll be hung over, not remembers how they got there like that, and their asses will hurt.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-09-22 11:25pm

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Use "PrintScrn" to copy the desktop, then hide all hte icons and minimize the taskbar. I've gotten so many people with that one. And a friend of mine (male) wrote "Insert dick here" on another friend's back (female, drunk).

I did something similar in a high tech company I used to work for. Except that after making a "snapshot" of the desktop and used it as the wallpaper. I then placed the icons on the opposite side of the screen. Funny thing was that when it was used in the next shift, they couldn't figure it out and had to call in a computer technician to "fix" the problem. This little prank cost the company some $$$ and productivity since it basically halted part of that department.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-09-23 12:16am

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Use "PrintScrn" to copy the desktop, then hide all hte icons and minimize the taskbar. I've gotten so many people with that one. And a friend of mine (male) wrote "Insert dick here" on another friend's back (female, drunk).

I do that all the time.

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For the most part, im not into vandalizm and mahyem and such, but i do tag along for the rides sometimes. We have a house near us that decorates for every single holliday, so my friends just got fed up and started stealing their decorations. We've gotten lawn gnomes, 8 Ft blow up frankenstiens, santa clauses, riendeer, big red hearts, and any holliday related stuff you can think of over the course of a year and a half. I guess they're religeous because they made a sign that stated that god knows who the thieves are, and will exact certain revenge on us.

Along with that, another group of my friends like to go out on july 3rd, they say all the cops are in resting for the long july 4th night, so they cruise around town causing all sorts of mischief. Mailbox baseball, eggings, TPing houses, and i think they've even gone as far as paintballing someones house.

aaaaaaaaand, another group of my friends likes to go pumpkin smashing the day after Halloween.... smashing all over their driveways.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-09-23 05:16pm

Day before Halloween is better. Then they don't havea punkin for the big H-day.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-23 06:09pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:OMFG ROFLMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Smelly kids should always be lavished with hygiene products at any and every chance possible IMO...

It's funny, when I went to the Art Institute, toward the end of any semester, the food court would have large boxes of free hygiene products for any student, which the school bought for them. It served as a not so subtle reminder that even though it's cram time, that's no excuse to be foul and also made sure that the students had such products.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-09-24 05:19am

I wish I knew the url, but...

There's a website where you sign up your (!) mobile number and give password, and you get sent daily bible quotes. You are charged on your phone bill for every text you recieve, and yet you cannot unsubscribe from this service without the password you gave on sign up.

So, if some evil person were you sign up on your behalf....

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-09-27 02:24am

anarchistbunny wrote:Here's one I haven't done but sounds cruel.

Get two homophobic friends, drink them unconsious, as they are passed out put them in a bed, strip them naked and put them in each other's arms.

Now the next part isn't very pretty, but is the key step in this prank, take 2 toothbrushes(for sanitary reasons) and use it on the inside of their assholes. When they wake up in the morning they'll be hung over, not remembers how they got there like that, and their asses will hurt.

Wouldn't that be sort of "poetic justice"??

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-09-27 11:37am

I've never done a prank, although I have a good idea for one. There's this fancy steakhouse where you select how big a steak you want and they cut it in front of you, and the only non-meat foods available are the dessert. I was thinking of getting a reservation, find a few vegans, and taking them there.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-09-27 11:44am

Do the ballistic missile tests on the school football field count?

(For senior physics, we were in teams that made model rockets and fired them off. Well, when we were buying our supplies, my group found some D sized engines (as compared to the Bs and Cs of everone else, which are about the same diameter as a dime. The D is about the same diameter as a half dollar). In our first legitimate test that was supervised by the teacher, we just shot them off straight into the air. Afterwards, we 'volunteered' to clean up so everyone else would go back in. Our missile was still intact and ready to fly, so we decided to give it a re-shot to, ahem, test the ballistic arc it would have across the road and towards the buildings on the other side. It was making a nice arc over a car wash and right into the window of the laundromat when the parachute came out and caused it to land harmlessly in the parking lot. Darn. Well, the rest of the day we spent trying to come up with something that we could fit the D sized rocket in. So, we take a 20 ounce Aquafina bottle, some fins left over, and a long nose cone segment, and construct a pretty sweet little rocket. Thing is, we 'forgot' to give a way for the pressure of the parachute ejection charge to escape. Our first idea was to have it so the rocket motor would shoot out the back when it went off. Then we decided that it would be much cooler to have an exploding rocket. Well, we took it out right before school was over, and set up the launch pad. As we shot it off, the rocket went straight up, oh, ten feet, then decides to turn straight for us. As it spins back down, we all spread out like someone had shot at us (I guess we had really shot at ourselves...). The rocket hit the ground and the nose cone stuck all the way down into the sod. It stayed about 5 seconds, with the motor kind of fizzing, and then BOOOOOOM, pieces of rocket went flying for about 20 yards in all directions. That was fun.

Not really a prank, but good, dangerous fun.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-09-27 11:47am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Rye wrote:There's only two i can think of at the moment, and i haven't done these, but they sound hella funny.

1) in the wee hours sprinkle powdered milk on a grass lawn, then when dawn comes, the dew comes and the sun sours it, creating a smelly lawn.

2) i forget the name, but there's a metal (my brain's telling me silver iodide), you put it in someone's soap, after they use it and dry out, they get a purple skin.
Silver Nitrate? BTW I don't recommend you do that unless you really Really REALLY hate the Target...

Ooooh, silver nitrate. Evil stuff. Got some on my hands not once but twice in high school chem lab. My hands were brown for right at a month afterwards. Can't scrub the stuff off, either.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-09-27 01:40pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I've never done a prank, although I have a good idea for one. There's this fancy steakhouse where you select how big a steak you want and they cut it in front of you, and the only non-meat foods available are the dessert. I was thinking of getting a reservation, find a few vegans, and taking them there.

But how would you keep the vegans in question from finding out that it's a steakhouse?? (unless they are very naïve)

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-09-27 03:53pm

A group of friends and I found out about a prank tha MIT did to Harvard. Over the summer they went to Harvard's football field, blew whistles, and tossed bird seed. By the end of the summer they had the birds trained...

First game of the season, refs blow the whistles, AND HERE COME THE BIRDS!

We're gonna do that to our school as a fairwell present.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-09-27 10:20pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I've never done a prank, although I have a good idea for one. There's this fancy steakhouse where you select how big a steak you want and they cut it in front of you, and the only non-meat foods available are the dessert. I was thinking of getting a reservation, find a few vegans, and taking them there.
But how would you keep the vegans in question from finding out that it's a steakhouse?? (unless they are very naïve)

On second thought, I was thinking it would be easier to hide a piece of meat in their food. However, I don't know how you would do that.

I was also thinking of taking someone's toothbrush, rubbing it near your ass. Then, when someone goes into the bathroom to brush their teeth, they'll brush their teeth without ever figuring out what you did to it. It might be better if you have the time to get a picture of the toothbrush near your ass beforehand, and leaving it outside the door for when he comes out. Once again, I never tried it myself. When you think of it, you could do a simliar thing with food.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-09-28 06:30am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I was also thinking of taking someone's toothbrush, rubbing it near your ass. Then, when someone goes into the bathroom to brush their teeth, they'll brush their teeth without ever figuring out what you did to it

That is so evil.

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