Stay away from Bawls

FireNexus · Post by **FireNexus** » 2003-09-21 03:20pm

Bawls is far too addictive. Stay away...

That said, has anyone else tried this stuff? It's great. Tasty, cool bottle design, and catchy name. I really wish it was easier to find...

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-09-21 03:25pm

Never tried it, but I want to.

*Waits for someone to make a lewd joke about the drink*

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-09-21 04:02pm

It would help if the bottle didn't look like it was "ribbed for her pleasure".

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-21 04:04pm

Dalton wrote:It would help if the bottle didn't look like it was "ribbed for her pleasure".

Maybe the drinks are named for what the girls do after a night of fun with the bottle...

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-09-21 04:17pm

What I heard from my friend who tried it was that it tasted fine but not something you would drink again.~Jason

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-21 04:49pm

They don't sell Bawls down South for some reason. Same reason they don't sell Faygo (OMFG *DROOL*) down here I'll bet...

spongyblue · Post by **spongyblue** » 2003-09-21 04:50pm

Faygo is the SHIT!!! Made in my hometown DETROIT. Who said that it was a total shithole?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-09-21 05:07pm

spongyblue wrote:Faygo is the SHIT!!! Made in my hometown DETROIT. Who said that it was a total shithole?

Preach it brother! Faygo Red Pop out and out PWNZ the competitors. Faygo practically invented the Red Pop and they're the only ones who can do it right. And cause it's made in Michigan, I cant get a 2 liter of that stuff for ONE DOLLAR. A 2 liter!

Faygo rules.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-09-21 05:27pm

Bawls is actually pretty good. ThinkGeek sells it online.

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2003-09-21 06:41pm

A friend of mine would could chug a Mountain Dew in 6 seconds (though he tended to spasm), but he wouldn't drink Bawls any faster than I drink water. I haven't gone near it, myself.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-09-21 06:49pm

I love Bawls. I can get it at Publix.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-21 06:59pm

kojikun wrote:I love Bawls. I can get it at Publix.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? I've never seen it before.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-21 07:04pm

I had Bawls at an anime convention where they were selling it. That shit gave me the shakes it and I started talking far faster than normal. It was like I was coked up. It wasn't a bad drink, but damn.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-09-21 07:07pm

Yes, it has a high amount of caffeine for gamers to stay wide awake at night.~Jason

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-09-21 07:12pm

A drink with more caffeine than Mountain Dew!

Sign me up!

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-09-21 07:38pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:I had Bawls at an anime convention where they were selling it. That shit gave me the shakes it and I started talking far faster than normal. It was like I was coked up. It wasn't a bad drink, but damn.

ThinkGeek says for an extra kick you should put a penguin mint in it

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-21 09:20pm

phongn wrote:ThinkGeek says for an extra kick you should put a penguin mint in it

That's insane. It was kicking my ass straight.

SylasGaunt · Post by **SylasGaunt** » 2003-09-22 01:39am

The local LANparty joint down here, Wired Warfare, sells it.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-09-22 04:31am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Never tried it, but I want to.

*Waits for someone to make a lewd joke about the drink*

You mean like, "When I get home from a hard day at work nothing relaxes me quicker than sucking down some Bawls".

Or "Nothing feels as right in your hand or your mouth as some Bawls".

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-09-22 06:43am

Any alcohol in that stuff?

If not how do it taste with vodka?

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-09-22 10:11am

Xenophobe3691 wrote:
kojikun wrote:I love Bawls. I can get it at Publix.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? I've never seen it before.

I've never seen it there either, though, admittedly, I'm a Winn-Dixie man.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-09-22 04:07pm

Soontir C'boath wrote:Yes, it has a high amount of caffeine for gamers to stay wide awake at night.~Jason

That's exactly it. I had some at a LAN party once, and whoo boy is that a lot of caffene. Kinda tastes like Sprite, but with a lot more potency. I haven't seen it anywhere else, but I look occasionally.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-09-22 07:07pm

Faram: I hear that mixing Red Bull with alcohol makes the alcohol get absorbed REALLY quickly, so you can get piss drunk off of a single beer. Supposedly has something to do with the taurine. Atleast, thats what my bar tender friends say.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-09-22 07:20pm

kojikun wrote:Faram: I hear that mixing Red Bull with alcohol makes the alcohol get absorbed REALLY quickly, so you can get piss drunk off of a single beer. Supposedly has something to do with the taurine. Atleast, thats what my bar tender friends say.

RB/Vodka is a classic

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-09-22 09:25pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:They don't sell Bawls down South for some reason. Same reason they don't sell Faygo (OMFG *DROOL*) down here I'll bet...

We have Faygo in TN (You can buy it at the Dollar General, lol), but never seen this Bawls stuff off the internet...