Now the Japanese are just getting lazy

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2003-09-22 06:45am

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm

It's always Japan...

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-09-22 06:51am

Those crazy japanese...

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-09-22 07:01am

will they be offering one built into the drivers seat as an option on all 2004 Hondas? I so, its time for some new wheels!

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-09-22 08:16am

I'm not sure how well that thing actually will sell, but at least it serves its purpose of gathering prenty of "WTF??" reactions from us gaijin.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-22 09:28am

Is it what i think it is?

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-22 10:31am

um.......what the fuck?!? I like the concept, but wouldn't it also lead to distractions? And wouldn't it cause crashes when people came? And, finally, wouldn't it short out?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-09-22 11:33am

Man, I would never put my wang in that thing. Too risky.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-22 03:11pm

I prefer my own hand anyway. That thing looks like it's too small...

Sushi Master · Post by **Sushi Master** » 2003-09-22 03:27pm

WTF?

Why the hell would you need something like that when you have got your hand? How much does that thing cost anyways? It's all in Japanese and I cant find the price.

I prefer my own hand anyway. That thing looks like it's too small...

LOL!:lol: How big is your dick dude?

That thing looks big enough for most dicks. Or do you have some kind of 10 inch by 3 inch dick?

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-22 03:31pm

Oh dear lord, he asked Ein how big his dick is...

Anyway, that looks like a disaster waiting to happen.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-22 03:36pm

Sushi Master wrote:WTF? Why the hell would you need something like that when you have got your hand? How much does that thing cost anyways? It's all in Japanese and I cant find the price.

E. Sn0 Has a Big Dick wrote:I prefer my own hand anyway. That thing looks like it's too small...

LOL!:lol: How big is your dick dude? That thing looks big enough for most dicks. Or do you have some kind of 10 inch by 3 inch dick?

EXACTLY, Sushi Masta! BTW Mine's 8 inches long and 6-1/4 around (that's 2 inches wide for you non-circumferentially-thinking p33pz). And mine's not even the biggest in my house either! One of my lovers^H^H^H^Hroommates is armed with a Weapon of Love 9 inches long and 8-1/2 inches around!

Me and my roomies have lots of fun with each other too...

EDIT:

Gil Hamilton wrote:Oh dear lord, he asked Ein how big his dick is...

Anyway, that looks like a disaster waiting to happen.

ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-09-22 03:44pm

Durran Korr wrote:Man, I would never put my wang in that thing. Too risky.

Exactly.

Gil Hamilton wrote:Oh dear lord, he asked Ein how big his dick is...

Anyway, that looks like a disaster waiting to happen.

Count your blessings, at least he didn't use the neon-green A-Bomb.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-09-22 03:56pm

What's more frightening? The fact that they made it...or the fact that I already knew what it was before I clicked the link...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-22 04:02pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:What's more frightening? The fact that they made it...or the fact that I already knew what it was before I clicked the link...

I dunno. Although it made it onto www.PortalofEvil.com LOL

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-09-22 04:06pm

You know civilization's in the crapper when we have to invent a machine to masturbate for us.

I mean, holy god damn, the thing's hand-operated, you're not using any less energy using this contraption!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-09-22 04:52pm

The Japanese love to invent a machine to do anything...from automatic toilets, and now to masturbating machines.

We Americans of course have the vibrator but this....

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-09-22 04:58pm

I don't think it will do too good. Americans aren't that lazy yet.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-09-22 04:59pm

Any society that's too lazy to masturbate is screwed.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-09-22 05:40pm

Stormbringer wrote:Any society that's too lazy to masturbate is screwed.

Perhaps it has use for people with prosthetic arms?

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-09-22 05:42pm

Stormbringer wrote:Any society that's too lazy to masturbate is screwed.

By their technology, that is. ZING!

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-09-22 05:43pm

And a perfectly good wordplay is wasted on you people.

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-09-22 05:51pm

Japan: Home of Giant Radioactie Monsters, Big Ass Robots, Wide Eyed Schoolgirls and the craziest inventions ever concieved!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-09-22 07:09pm

Japan certainly has the 'niche market' mentality...

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-09-22 07:41pm

Well, at least it seems like someone else is stroking it for you.~Jason

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-09-22 07:53pm

Soontir C'boath wrote:Well, at least it seems like someone else is stroking it for you.~Jason

Well, there's always the stranger

You sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then you jerk yourself off. Apparently it has the feeling of someone else doing it for you.