In Troms, Your Bottom is Public Property, says Judge

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In Troms, Your Bottom is Public Property, says Judge

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http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article138794.ece
www.POE-News.com wrote:According to the district attorney in Troms and Finnmark, your bottom is public property. He has not intention to appeal the acquittal of a chef who pinched the behinds of two 14-year-old girls while they were working in his kitchen.

The 37-year-old chef from Troms was this summer acquitted for sexual harassment against minors and indecent behavior towards two 14-year-old girls.

The court claimed there was no reason to punish the man who repeatedly touched the girls’ breasts and behinds while they were working in his kitchen during a school project.

Lars Fauske, chief public prosecutor in Troms said to the TV channel NRK that he agreed with the verdict and would therefore not seek an appeal.

"Touching or stroking the breasts without touching the nipple and touching the pelvis near the pubic hairs of the aggrieved party can not be regarded as an act of obscenity", the sentence reads.
WHAT THE BLOODY FUCKING HELL!!?

That judge is a FUCKING ASSTARDED MORONIC BLITHERING IDIOT!
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:wtf: Since when does someone`s butt or any other body part is public property,maybe the idiot judge would change is mind if somebody would pinch his fuckhead butt. :roll:
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Montcalm wrote::wtf: Since when does someone`s butt or any other body part is public property,maybe the idiot judge would change is mind if somebody would pinch his fuckhead butt. :roll:
A steel toed kick would be more appropriate
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:wtf:
then
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Remind me to go on an ass grabbing spree in Norway. MMmmm, nordic hotties. :D













Seriously though, that's a weird ruling. Doesn't make any sense to me. But that's kooky judges for you.
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Stormbringer wrote:Seriously though, that's a weird ruling. Doesn't make any sense to me. But that's kooky judges for you.
I remember the stupidest thing a judge ever said here.

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Roughly translated its "Laws are like women...their made to be violated" :roll:
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That's just bizarre. I can't for the life of me imagine the logic behind that ruling.
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When are any particular parts of people PUBLIC property? That would be like calling a piece of a person the equivalent of the dirt people walk on and spit on in some city park!

So now what? A piece of a person belongs to the possession of the public?


An idea to defeat this: Cry slavery, even it's of a person's part.
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Someone should point out to the judge the error of his ways in one of the following manners

Reasonable: Point out the obvious problem with this. It's one thing to do so out of nesscity (okay, bad spelling) or accident. i.e brushing against someone while trying to get by them. It's another to do it on purpose. i.e ass pinching

Unreasonable by effective: Get 2 gay men to back him into a wall and fondle him in a manner he will not like (of if he's gay, two straight woman. I can't imagine a gay man ruling this way however), and then tell him 'sorry, your privates are public property'
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Chardok wrote::wtf:
then
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I can only imagine the legal headaches this will cause. Precedent, anyone?
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No appeal?!!!!!!!
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No, next time they just need to chop the fucker's fingers off. It's a kitchen, there must be a decent cleaver somewhere.

After all, as public property, the worst they'll get is a minor vandalism charge...
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Soontir C'boath wrote:No appeal?!!!!!!!
WTF is the matter with these motherfuckers. Those teens need to sue them baggers!~Jason
yeah, that bugs me. Everyone agreed with the ruling? WTF?
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Whiskey...Tango...Foxtrot, over...

I mean, that guy needs some forgotten cell in the worst prison they can find having to spend 3 hours every night with Bubba in his special chamber.
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Nathan F wrote:Whiskey...Tango...Foxtrot, over...

I mean, that guy needs some forgotten cell in the worst prison they can find having to spend 3 hours every night with Bubba in his special chamber.
To clarify, both that judge and the pedophile chef.
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maybe the idiot judge would change is mind if somebody would pinch his fuckhead butt.
Maybe that's his goal. "I just wish someone would fondle me..."
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Now if only people wanted to stroke me in public..
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*dramatic musical swell*

To Norway!
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GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:*dramatic musical swell*

To Norway!
Eeww.


Now that people have excused the closing down of a store for selling an adult book to an adult, people can now excuse the fondling of children.

What next? :evil:
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Re: In Troms, Your Bottom is Public Property, says Judge

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Anyone else think the judge was either paid off or knew the defendant?
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Did anyone read my warning about worthless emoting and general rage-spewing? I'll start deleting posts if that's what it takes to get your attention.
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Here's a hint, Durandal: You might try putting announcements in the announcements forum if you want people to take them seriously.
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Post by Nathan F »

Durandal wrote:Did anyone read my warning about worthless emoting and general rage-spewing? I'll start deleting posts if that's what it takes to get your attention.
Come on, Durandal, this is a damn pedophile, he deserves every bit of rage that is said. I know that it is 'preaching to the choir', but, still, I think people have a right to express their disgust at this sort of thing.
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Durandal, lighten up a little for fuck's sake. There's no need to be so repressive.
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