Suggestions for improving Stardestroyer.net

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-09-22 06:24pm

SirNitram wrote:There's only one ass I want to penetrate, and it's on my fiance.

Quite. We'll have to keep this exchange a secret then.

Anywho, if that's all, I think we can depart on friendly terms.

*whisks away into the night, to spread the SEGNOR movement elsewhere*

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-09-22 06:24pm

SirNitram wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
SirNitram wrote:I have no desire to acheive penetration of your ass.
Liar! You don't have to be embarrased Nitram! Emrace the love!
There's only one ass I want to penetrate, and it's on my fiance.

o.O..........

~ver

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-09-22 07:08pm

verilon wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:We're non-flammible you fools!

HELPFUL TOWNSFOLK: I would suggest hydrochloric acid myself.
HELPFUL TOWNSFOLK #2: A brilliant idea!

ME: Darn.
You dunk something in enough gasoline, the fucker will burn.

Black Mages, set for 'ASSKICKING'.
Napalm...?

~ver

Napalm, napalm sticks like glue. Sticks to me, it'll stick to you.
Napalm sticks to kids, french fried fingers and bar-b-que ribs.
-An old Marine proverb.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-09-22 08:39pm

How did a thread about possible improvements to SD.Net turn into a discussion about burning and/or buggering gnomes?

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-09-22 08:40pm

SirNitram wrote:There's only one ass I want to penetrate, and it's on my fiance.

With a nine-inch schlong taking up most of your body mass, penetration of various bodily orifices is all you're good for.

*whisks away into the night, after delivering another blow against the arrogant BMs*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-09-22 08:42pm

SirNitram wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
SirNitram wrote:Black Mages, set for 'ASSKICKING'.
*puts on Anal Bum Cover*

Now you'll never achieve penetration!
I have no desire to acheive penetration of your ass. I leave that to an Honorary Black Mage.

Eiiiiiiny! We have some Gnomes for you! Their asses have nice big targets!

But you have an official Black Mage who is perfectly willing to do the job

*Begins chanting.. casts Baykdoyre's Ultimate Lubrication*

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-09-22 08:45pm

Andrew J. wrote:How did a thread about possible improvements to SD.Net turn into a discussion about burning and/or buggering gnomes?

*shrug*

It just seems to work out that way.

*glances at Denryle's post*

All Gnomes, whatever you do, do not assume the position!!!

*sounds the Penetration Alarm, as Gnomes scramble to put on their BM-shielded underwear*

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-09-22 08:46pm

I've got one!!

How about you all just shut the hell up?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-09-22 08:50pm

Andrew J. wrote:How did a thread about possible improvements to SD.Net turn into a discussion about burning and/or buggering gnomes?

It's SDNet.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-09-22 08:54pm

Andrew J. wrote:How did a thread about possible improvements to SD.Net turn into a discussion about burning and/or buggering gnomes?

I'm surprised too. Surprised that we're not talking about sex now, that is.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-09-22 09:05pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:How did a thread about possible improvements to SD.Net turn into a discussion about burning and/or buggering gnomes?
It's SDNet.

At last the world makes sense

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-09-22 09:32pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I've got one!!

How about you all just shut the hell up?

I say the Gnomes and BMs declare a temporary truce and fry this fool who would try to step in the middle of our glorious and noble conflict.

Any takers?

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-09-22 09:54pm

RogueIce wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I've got one!!

How about you all just shut the hell up?
I say the Gnomes and BMs declare a temporary truce and fry this fool who would try to step in the middle of our glorious and noble conflict.

Any takers?

Nah, he'll get caught in the crossfire.

*Gnomish Space Navy is called from it's hiding place on the far side of the Gnomania system*

I'm ready.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-09-22 10:27pm

Andrew J. wrote:How did a thread about possible improvements to SD.Net turn into a discussion about burning and/or buggering gnomes?

Because sending the gnomes into the holy thermite fires will be an improvement.

*picks up hapless gnome and watches as it burns in the cleansing fire*

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-09-22 10:33pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*Begins chanting.. casts Baykdoyre's Ultimate Lubrication*

See, now that's the kind of D&D occult activity Jack Chick has been warning us about for years.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-09-23 01:43am

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote: Nah, he'll get caught in the crossfire.

*Gnomish Space Navy is called from it's hiding place on the far side of the Gnomania system*

I'm ready.

*taps Mitth'raw'"Walking Dead Man"nuruodo on the shoulder*

Your ships have really pathetic security, you know that?

*pounds Mitt with the trusty sledgehammer, reducing him to 1/2 an inch in heigh and about 40 inches around*

And now for the coup de grace. HADOKEN!

*blows away nine-tenths of the Gnomish collection of scrap iron and sends the rest screaming back to their hideout like scorched dogs*

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-09-23 05:29am

verilon wrote:
innerbrat wrote:
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:I think a "hot lesbian sex" forum would be a great adition, but that's just me.
We already have one of those.
Two if you count BotM
[cackles] Well, if the first is SoS:NBA, then three, if you count GALE. Or at least, it could end up that way.

~ver

Well, considering Marina doesn't post so much any more, any hot lesbian sex in GALE would just be me masturbating.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-09-23 11:47am

innerbrat wrote:Well, considering Marina doesn't post so much any more, any hot lesbian sex in GALE would just be me masturbating.

I'll take that.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-09-23 02:15pm

What we really need is a SD.Net drinking game. ASVS has one (see FUQ) and i'm pretty damn sure we've got enough material for one.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-09-23 03:47pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:How did a thread about possible improvements to SD.Net turn into a discussion about burning and/or buggering gnomes?
Because sending the gnomes into the holy thermite fires will be an improvement.

And the buggering?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-09-23 04:06pm

Kuja wrote:*pounds Mitt with the trusty sledgehammer, reducing him to 1/2 an inch in heigh and about 40 inches around*

*fortunately, Mitth was wearing his skull that day. Harder than neutronium laced Gnomium and half as heavy!*

And now for the coup de grace. HADOKEN!

*blows away nine-tenths of the Gnomish collection of scrap iron and sends the rest screaming back to their hideout like scorched dogs*

*as the hadoken throws itself into the center of the fleet, it explodes mysteriously revealing ductile tubing, burnt wires, and other assembled junk in a hole in space itself*

KUJA: A-buuhhhhh?

FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Holodeck damaged, simulation ending.

*Kuja reappears in the bowels of the Class Act aboard the holodeck. Before he has a chance to re-orient himself, hundreds of brave ankle-biters latch on teeth first to the helpless mage*

A FEAST I SAY!! Cut them all down with canines of fury!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-09-23 04:45pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*blows away nine-tenths of the Gnomish collection of scrap iron and sends the rest screaming back to their hideout like scorched dogs*

*as the hadoken throws itself into the center of the fleet, it explodes mysteriously revealing ductile tubing, burnt wires, and other assembled junk in a hole in space itself*

KUJA: A-buuhhhhh?

FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Holodeck damaged, simulation ending.

*Kuja reappears in the bowels of the Class Act aboard the holodeck. Before he has a chance to re-orient himself, hundreds of brave ankle-biters latch on teeth first to the helpless mage*

A FEAST I SAY!! Cut them all down with canines of fury!

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*Unfortuantely for the gnomes...Cyran was in the area. He drew his 'Trusty High-Powered Rifle and with a few quick bursts turned the gnomes into smoking craters.* Little bastards don't know when to quit.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-09-23 04:50pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Unfortuantely for the gnomes...Cyran was in the area. He drew his 'Trusty High-Powered Rifle and with a few quick bursts turned the gnomes into smoking craters.* Little bastards don't know when to quit.

*as if on cue, a tiny mini-Gnome crawls out of the barrel of Cyran's gun, holding several shredded wires and smashed pieces of machinery clenched between his teeth; Cyran's gun clatters uselessly to the floor*

MINI-GNOME: We sure don't! *SQUISHED!*

ME: Okay...and we're rolling, we're rolling...we need more ankle-biters in here...thank you.

*the Class Act continues to pour more reinforcements into the damaged holodeck, overwhelming the woefully underprepared mages*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-09-23 04:50pm

:::::: Darksider is sitting on the bridge of his flagship the Gnome Ripper which sits near the Orange star with a massive fleet:::::

:::: An aide walks up::::

Aide: My lord, a battle has broken out between the gnomes and the black mages in another sector.

Darksider: What? Send the third assault group to deal with it

::::Darksider turns to the comms officer::::

Darksider: Have the gnomes sent a reply to my proposal yet?

Comms officer: No my lord.

::::: The third attack group emerges from hyperspace around the gnomish vessel and demands the immediate release of the black mages:::

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-09-23 04:53pm

Darksider wrote:Darksider: Have the gnomes sent a reply to my proposal yet?

Comms officer: No my lord.

Bah, fist fights always degenerate into boring *I get up and hit you* *okay, I get back up and hit you!*

I had to bring in a deus ex machina (a xenomorph nest, if you remember) to break it up last time.