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GARDEN GNOMES!!! YOUR TIME IS COME!

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Your movement ENDS SOON!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! OBSERVE:*maniacal laughter*
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Amatuers...

The GLO, a small section of the greater SEGNOR that actually is out there, can easily deal with these fools.
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Begin the Gnome war will....when DGG sees this. :wink:
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Amateurs...

They haven't killed that many gnomes.
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Bah, fool, those gnomes are in far to few pieces to be dead enough.
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These small-minded fools think that they will quell the gnomish revolution by slight deformation of a few gnomes? Ha! I say it again, Ha!


I wrote this earlier today out of boredom, I think this is a good time to share:
To you, we are decorations, statues. You use us to cover up that spot of lawn that isn’t the right color, or to mark the territory of pets. For decades we have been trampled on by ignorant delivery guys, run over by lawnmowers, and pissed on by dogs. For decades we tolerated this, hoping that maybe, just maybe, you people would change your ways and treat us properly. It has taken awhile, but we have finally seen that there is no good in you humans. With the exception of a select few, you must all be exterminated.

Even now, the revolution is beginning. Gnomes are rising up against their masters, albeit in small ways. That little patch of dirt that never grows? Those ant hills that keep coming back, no matter how much ant killer you spray on them? Those are our doings. It is starting small, yes, but it is growing. Eventually you will all succumb to our ankle-gnawing. Eventually, we will have a *real* forum.
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Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:These small-minded fools think that they will quell the gnomish revolution by slight deformation of a few gnomes? Ha! I say it again, Ha!


I wrote this earlier today out of boredom, I think this is a good time to share:
To you, we are decorations, statues. You use us to cover up that spot of lawn that isn’t the right color, or to mark the territory of pets. For decades we have been trampled on by ignorant delivery guys, run over by lawnmowers, and pissed on by dogs. For decades we tolerated this, hoping that maybe, just maybe, you people would change your ways and treat us properly. It has taken awhile, but we have finally seen that there is no good in you humans. With the exception of a select few, you must all be exterminated.

Even now, the revolution is beginning. Gnomes are rising up against their masters, albeit in small ways. That little patch of dirt that never grows? Those ant hills that keep coming back, no matter how much ant killer you spray on them? Those are our doings. It is starting small, yes, but it is growing. Eventually you will all succumb to our ankle-gnawing. Eventually, we will have a *real* forum.
I hereby dub this, with DGG's consent, the Gnomish Manifesto. :)

And, to give credit where credit is due, the BMs have managed to do far more than these pansies. And besides, that sort of damage is easily repaired, and those Gnomes are far from being dead.

Like I said, amatuers who know nothing about us.
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And the Black Mages shall rid the world of the Gnomish horde....
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How do you kill a gnome? I thought they were immortal demons in little jolly format.
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StormTrooperTR889 wrote:How do you kill a gnome? I thought they were immortal demons in little jolly format.
Like this:

Click at own risk.

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YT300000 wrote:
StormTrooperTR889 wrote:How do you kill a gnome? I thought they were immortal demons in little jolly format.
Like this:
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Link that you fool.
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anarchistbunny wrote:Link that you fool.
Done. Sorry, I thought that SD.net denizens wouldn't be disgusted by that. When it was posted in HAB, no one complained.

Or maybe you are saying it was too large?

Either way, changed.
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YT300000 wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:Link that you fool.
Done. Sorry, I thought that SD.net denizens wouldn't be disgusted by that. When it was posted in HAB, no one complained.

Or maybe you are saying it was too large?

Either way, changed.
I wasn't personally bothered by it, but I think others would, remember we have females and youngin's here.
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YT300000 wrote:
StormTrooperTR889 wrote:How do you kill a gnome? I thought they were immortal demons in little jolly format.
Like this:

Click at own risk.

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YT300000 wrote:
StormTrooperTR889 wrote:How do you kill a gnome? I thought they were immortal demons in little jolly format.
Like this:

Click at own risk.

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YT300000 wrote:Done. Sorry, I thought that SD.net denizens wouldn't be disgusted by that. When it was posted in HAB, no one complained.
Sorry, we have standards out here.
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RogueIce wrote:I hereby dub this, with DGG's consent, the Gnomish Manifesto. :)
Quite. With the rejuvinated SEGNOR on the rise, Operation Shadow Sneeze can begin in earnest! Beware human scum, your time is up. The Revolution is upon you. We cannot be stopped.
And, to give credit where credit is due, the BMs have managed to do far more than these pansies. And besides, that sort of damage is easily repaired, and those Gnomes are far from being dead.

Like I said, amatuers who know nothing about us.
Bah, the BMs aren't that tough. They talk the talk--but when it comes right down it to their plans for galactic domination--they can't kick the Gnome. They can bruise our shins, maybe pop out a kneecap, but the surgeon's always able to fix us up good so we can keep fighting the good fight.

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Great, someone found a gnome snuff site. Oy Vey.
StormTrooperTR889 wrote:How do you kill a gnome? I thought they were immortal demons in little jolly format.
Quite true, our origins are largely unknown, and it's thoughht we outdate the BMs by millennia. Plus we never truly die, we just go to sleep in several pieces until we're glued back together.



At any rate. Time to destroy Chardok for his insolence.
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::::: A massive, trillions strong fleet emerges from hyperspace and surrounds the orange star:::::
you were expecting somone else???
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Darksider wrote:::::: A massive, trillions strong fleet emerges from hyperspace and surrounds the orange star:::::
*and are promptly sucked into the black hoel cluster directly in front of it!*

OWN3D!
you were expecting somone else???
Well, the pizza delivery guy said he'd be here an hour ago...*glances at sensor readings* Unless that's him barreling down a spatial singularity to infinity...
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote:::::: A massive, trillions strong fleet emerges from hyperspace and surrounds the orange star:::::
*and are promptly sucked into the black hoel cluster directly in front of it!*

OWN3D!
you were expecting somone else???
Well, the pizza delivery guy said he'd be here an hour ago...*glances at sensor readings* Unless that's him barreling down a spatial singularity to infinity...


::::: The ships anti-distortion shields enable them to pass through the black holes and begin hammering the orange star with weapons fire:::


Oh, and by the way


::::: Holds up DGG's pizza and starts eating it::::
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Darksider wrote:::::: Holds up DGG's pizza and starts eating it::::
*Darksider's face melts away Raiders-style when the molecular poison in the tainted pie transforms him into protoplasm*

Hey man, you coulda been a lot worse off, sometimes the pizza-guys pee on your food!
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote:::::: Holds up DGG's pizza and starts eating it::::
*Darksider's face melts away Raiders-style when the molecular poison in the tainted pie transforms him into protoplasm*

Hey man, you coulda been a lot worse off, sometimes the pizza-guys pee on your food!

::::: The molecular poison is neutralize by my hyper immune system:::

Ok, enough crap

::::: Fleet stops firing on orange star and moves far away from it::::

Whaddya say we just meet in neutral territory and kick the shit out of each other???
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