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BoredShirtless wrote:What the fuck? Squids? :lol: What exactly were they up to?
Tentacle porn, duh! :lol:

As for myself I've briefly thought about it, but then I realized that there's enough suffering in the world and that no one should have to suffer more from seeing my naked body.
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aerius wrote: As for myself I've briefly thought about it, but then I realized that there's enough suffering in the world and that no one should have to suffer more from seeing my naked body.
thank you. 8)
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Depends on how much money's in it.
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Branding irons... squids... everyone dead now...

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Taken rude pictures...wouldn't mind taping it, no.

Branding irons & squids? Yikes!
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LT.Hit-Man wrote: As for me I made one with a few friends a few years back
Oh shit, LT Hitman Porn :shock:

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LT.Hit-Man wrote:
Enigma wrote:
LT.Hit-Man wrote: Nope me and two other guys and three gals in an abondon factory and you realy don't want to know what happened and what we had with us at the time :twisted:
Details!!!! :twisted:
Are you sure about that?
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Stormbringer wrote:Why enigma, why?!?
Because I want to know. I don't need to know the sex part since I already know that but I'd like to know what he did as future reference. :)
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Montcalm wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Why enigma, why?!?
Thats a wierd thing to see a JW obsessed with porn. :?
I didn't say that I was obsessed with porn. I just want to know what was involved besides the sex part.
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My gf wants to do something on film....who am I to complain? :angelic:
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Kuja wrote:BTW: what did the branding iron say?
" Smoke'en " :twisted:
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innerbrat wrote:I've always wanted to have a go at (15 rated only) 40s style pinup photos -no rude pics, just of the kind I could quite happily post in BotM (or even A&P). But first I have to get me some french knickers.

BUt films? nah...
That would be cool :wink:
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GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Branding irons... squids... everyone dead now...

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
No there was no snuff, they died in a car crash because they where drinking and driving
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Well since the others that where involved with that film are dead I guss I can give you the details if you like Frank.

Yes Shin it was good S&M the frist time I ever took a branding iron to human flesh.

Well it started out with with me and the two other guys slowly getting it on with the three gals and then we broke out the whips branding irons mancles and a bucket of live squids we had gotten from a sea food store
I will say these here and now everyone that was in the flick knew what was going to happen and they joined in willingly.
:? I doubt the veracity of this claim.
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HemlockGrey wrote:
Well since the others that where involved with that film are dead I guss I can give you the details if you like Frank.

Yes Shin it was good S&M the frist time I ever took a branding iron to human flesh.

Well it started out with with me and the two other guys slowly getting it on with the three gals and then we broke out the whips branding irons mancles and a bucket of live squids we had gotten from a sea food store
I will say these here and now everyone that was in the flick knew what was going to happen and they joined in willingly.
:? I doubt the veracity of this claim.
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I think it would be fun. Let me describe myself, and you tell me whether or not you would like to see me naked on oct 2, 2004.

I'm 5'8"ish, and weigh between 120 and 125 lbs. I have blond hair that is really thick and sucks because it won't cooperate. I'm a highschool mid-distance runner (sixpack, thin figure, runners tan, cut legs, shaped [but not built] upper body...). I can't really descirbe my face, but follow this linky and you can see me in some race winter of last year.
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I'm going far, far away from this thread now. :roll:
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GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:I'm going far, far away from this thread now. :roll:
CHICKEN!! BUCK BUCK BUCKAWWW!!! Yella belly!
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Enigma wrote:
GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:I'm going far, far away from this thread now. :roll:
CHICKEN!! BUCK BUCK BUCKAWWW!!! Yella belly!
We shall see who the chicken is very soon
Hehehe
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LT.Hit-Man wrote:
Kuja wrote:BTW: what did the branding iron say?
" Smoke'en " :twisted:
o lov it@ thst is funnu, LT/
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It's just, you know, when Hyperion claim to have hacked a school PC network, people jump down his throat, but when Lt. hit-man claims to have used a branding iron on someone it flies...
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HemlockGrey wrote:It's just, you know, when Hyperion claim to have hacked a school PC network, people jump down his throat, but when Lt. hit-man claims to have used a branding iron on someone it flies...
Ic and what is you point on that?
You when Hyperion hacked the school's network that was bad because it is illegal to do so but when I use a branding iron and a willing lover that's ok because there's no law agest what two lovers do in there own homes.
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LT.Hit-Man wrote:How many of you people here have ever taken part in an adult flick or have thought about taking part in one.

As for me I made one with a few friends a few years back
never done it and I would only do it for my own enjoyment. meaning a private tape of me and my woman.
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HemlockGrey wrote:It's just, you know, when Hyperion claim to have hacked a school PC network, people jump down his throat, but when Lt. hit-man claims to have used a branding iron on someone it flies...
It's just that the LT is well the LT. He's had to clean up after someone who's
been dead in an unairconditioned cabin in the woods for weeks. It
shows in his fanfics too :shock:
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