GARDEN GNOMES!!! YOUR TIME IS COME!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-09-23 04:50pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Bah, the BMs aren't that tough. They talk the talk--but when it comes right down it to their plans for galactic domination--they can't kick the Gnome. They can bruise our shins, maybe pop out a kneecap, but the surgeon's always able to fix us up good so we can keep fighting the good fight.

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!

Funny? Was it me by myself in other wars that was singlehandedly kicking you're troops asses? I think so.

Silly gnomes...domination is for the fittest.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-09-23 04:57pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:Funny? Was it me by myself in other wars that was singlehandedly kicking you're troops asses? I think so.

Don't act all high-and-mighty on me now! We've owned each other plenty of times in the past. Your charcter shield--infinate. My troops--inumerable. This war may never end, but if one thing is for certain in this pal-mal of blood and glory it's trash-talking. And I happen to have a Ph D. in it.

Silly gnomes...domination is for the fittest.

Duh. That's why Gnomes rule the Multiverse while you Mages shuffle about picking up scraps.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-09-23 05:05pm

What if you cross breed gnomes and BM's?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-09-23 05:07pm

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:What if you cross breed gnomes and BM's?

BLASPHEMY!

Never speak of such horrid things! We would never, ever, ever, in a THOUSAND MILLENIA consider letting one of our Gnomes....breed...with the likes of a mage. And don't you forget it!

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-09-23 05:08pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
StormTrooperTR889 wrote:What if you cross breed gnomes and BM's?
BLASPHEMY!

Never speak of such horrid things! We would never, ever, ever, in a THOUSAND MILLENIA consider letting one of our Gnomes....breed...with the likes of a mage. And don't you forget it!

::::: Presses the button to terminate the secret cross breeding experiment:::

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-23 05:14pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
StormTrooperTR889 wrote:What if you cross breed gnomes and BM's?
BLASPHEMY!

Never speak of such horrid things! We would never, ever, ever, in a THOUSAND MILLENIA consider letting one of our Gnomes....breed...with the likes of a mage. And don't you forget it!

Is that so, DGG? Well, it just so happens I have here a little friend of yours...

*holds up a garden gnome*

Look who I found on my garden this morning.. He looked so innocent, there, until he realized I recignized him.

*breaks the little gnome's arms and legs off*

He can't die like that, can he? Well, soon, he will be one of us!

BWAHAHA*cough cough, hack, wheeze* ...Damn hayfever.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-09-23 05:17pm

SirNitram wrote:He can't die like that, can he?

Why, of course he can. *the poor Gnome dies a horrible, appendageless, death*

BWAHAHA*cough cough, hack, wheeze* ...Damn hayfever.

*sighs* Sometimes I think I'm too good of a host. *rummages through medicine cabinet* Has your doctor prescribed Alegra, or do you just take Benadryl?

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-23 05:19pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
SirNitram wrote:He can't die like that, can he?
Why, of course he can. *the poor Gnome dies a horrible, appendageless, death*

He's dead, Jim.

BWAHAHA*cough cough, hack, wheeze* ...Damn hayfever.
*sighs* Sometimes I think I'm too good of a host. *rummages through medicine cabinet* Has your doctor prescribed Alegra, or do you just take Benadryl?

Alegra is crap. Sure, it'll help against hay. But it craps out the instant you get some hellfire smoke up there. Cheap commercialized shit.

Er.... Got any other Gnomes you aren't particularly attached to? It seems I killed the one I was going to experiment on.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-09-23 05:22pm

::::: Transports one of the more succesful products of the Secret Crossbreeding Experiment to nitram::::

:::: Sees nitram and DGG talking instead of fighting::::

What the hell???

He is your sworn enemy!!! FINISH HIM DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!! SLAUGHTER ALL GNOMES!!!!!!!!
::::: Maniacal laughter::::

::::Darksider then passes out from a bursting blood vessel:::

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-09-23 05:27pm

SirNitram wrote:He's dead, Jim.

JIM: I know, Bones...AIGHH!! You're not Bones! What've done with my doctor damnit...

Alegra is crap. Sure, it'll help against hay. But it craps out the instant you get some hellfire smoke up there. Cheap commercialized shit.

Benadryl it is then...unless you wanna go chug some NyQuill...

Er.... Got any other Gnomes you aren't particularly attached to? It seems I killed the one I was going to experiment on.

I dunno... Milton from accounting been getting on my nerves lately... "but, this is my stapler", mumbling fuck! GRRRR!!! *stomps on down to accouting and shoots Milton through the head*

Er...I'll have to get back to you.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-09-23 06:02pm

Ahh, this reminds me of the old days. So much fun this stuff was.

Assuming this stuff doesn't get locked by some evil mod, I will make a post later. I like to add some story and stuff into mine instead of just *Mitth blows something up*.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-09-23 06:03pm

This is pathetic...

I thought you bastards had your own board to do your bullshit on now.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-09-23 06:07pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:This is pathetic...

*shows Spanky the exit*

I thought you bastards had your own board to do your bullshit on now.

Actually, I seem to have problems accesing that (maybe some security feature on my comp, I dunno). Regardless ya'll can go here if the nay-sayer(s) chase us off.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-23 06:08pm

You know...there's a gaming forum for these damn TGODs....

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-09-23 06:08pm

I think another memorandum is due...

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-09-23 06:08pm

More gnomish death tips

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

What does TGOD stand for?Dangit...

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-09-23 06:42pm

Shiva H Vishnu darksider, calm down, and use one of these

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-09-23 08:56pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
StormTrooperTR889 wrote:What if you cross breed gnomes and BM's?
BLASPHEMY!

Never speak of such horrid things! We would never, ever, ever, in a THOUSAND MILLENIA consider letting one of our Gnomes....breed...with the likes of a mage. And don't you forget it!

Agent Fisher then terminates all of his experiments to create the perfect soldier.

"damn well there goes a quater of the budget for this year."

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-09-23 08:58pm

*Puts an OMNISHILD(tm) around Nitram*

*casts L/AL powered r/ur field dispelling mega gridfire hadoken at DGG*

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-09-23 09:04pm

Moved to gaming. If some mod sees fit to read all this rubbish and decide if it should remain open please go ahead.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-09-23 09:18pm

anarchistbunny wrote:I wasn't personally bothered by it, but I think others would, remember we have females and youngin's here.

Myself being one of the latter category.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-09-23 09:24pm

Pablo smashz0r.