I need your help

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-09-23 07:52pm

I've got an english project where i have to get people who know me to fill out a survey. Just answer the questions. Above the line they're about you, below, about me. (I'm doing this here because i'm too damn lazy to find someone in rl to answer.) This is for shool so try and keep it serious. Now without futher ado, i present the questionaire.

Please answer this eng. 9 project on david harris thoroughly and honestly.

Name: Gender:

Age:

Relationship to student:

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1)Physical description

2) Three personality traits (please explain)

3) sthrengths and weaknesses

4) Some of my favorite things to do or intrests

5) Nickname

6) What does my future hold

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-23 08:07pm

Name: aerius
gender: M
Age: 24
relationship to student: none
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1) How the hell would I know, go post a picture or something
2) Kinda clueless, has not found his place yet, damn lazy for posting this crap
3) Strengths - blend in to the point where you're unrecognizable
Weakness - annoys me with dumb surveys he should be doing in real life
4) posting on SD.net
5) Damned if I know
6) What the fuck am I, a psychic?

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-09-23 08:25pm

aerius is suffering from S-E-X D-E-P-R-I-V-A-T-I-O-N

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-09-23 08:39pm

Name: Jason Wang Gender: Male

Age: 16

Relationship to student: Forum buddy

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1)Physical description - Overweight to a degree, six feet tall, and hairy. *small bulging belly*

2) Three personality traits (please explain)
Sadistic: I watch George Carlin and love it
Kind: I'll never be angry around friends unless outraged about a particular topic.
Quiet: Can't seem to sustain a topic with friends who like to talk about their girlfriends/boyfriends, grades, classes, teachers, etc EVERY DAMN DAY. IOW: It bores me to think of those topics.
3) sthrengths and weaknesses: I am a great reader when called for. Look at quiet for weakness.

4) Some of my favorite things to do or intrests.
Play Medal of Honor and kill people with rifles when they have machine guns pissing them off real good.

Reading this forum.

5) Nickname - Soontir, Jay, Wreck *from requiem*

6) What does my future hold - a person who wants to fly a fighter and feel the speed.

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To aerius : If I recall correctly you do have someone's certain sister around that Jmac will let you hang around. Or the good ol wanking the wang the teen way.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-09-23 08:45pm

For the lower questions you were supposed to describe me. Sorry about any confusion. Here's a pic to help w/ physical descriptions.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-23 09:22pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:aerius is suffering from S-E-X D-E-P-R-I-V-A-T-I-O-N

Yeah, and it sucks! But I did get all my finances figured out so that unless I lose my job or something I will have enough money saved up to visit my GF sometime next year.

Soontir C'boath wrote:To aerius : If I recall correctly you do have someone's certain sister around that Jmac will let you hang around. Or the good ol wanking the wang the teen way.

Yup, my GF's sister and every other girl I know. I can go snuggle, kiss, make out & go out with any girl I want as long as we don't end up having sex.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-23 09:29pm

aerius wrote:
Soontir C'boath wrote:To aerius : If I recall correctly you do have someone's certain sister around that Jmac will let you hang around. Or the good ol wanking the wang the teen way.
Yup, my GF's sister and every other girl I know. I can go snuggle, kiss, make out & go out with any girl I want as long as we don't end up having sex.

You know what to do then.....don`t drink too much alcool and you`ll be just fine.

Keep touching yourself at night.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-09-23 10:18pm

Please, some serious responses that properly answer the questions.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-23 10:29pm

darthdavid wrote:I've got an english project where i have to get people who know me to fill out a survey. Just answer the questions.

darthdavid wrote:Please, some serious responses that properly answer the questions.

People who know you, we don't even know your name for fuck's sake! For all I know you're a 40 year old undercover computer crimes cop pretending to be a 15 year old kid. Seriously now, this is a message board, we don't friggin' know you, get off your lazy ass and get some people you know IN REAL LIFE to fill out the damn survey. All we can do is give smartass answers and answers based on false & incomplete information.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-09-23 10:30pm

Name: I 'ant telling you
Gender: Male
Age:32
Relationship to student: I meet this student on the net

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1)Physical description
Tall
2) Three personality traits (please explain)
I keep to myself for the most part
I'm somewhat sadistic
I'm somewhat preverted
3) sthrengths and weaknesses
Hmmm let's see here
My good points
I have one hell of an imagantion I'm a fair writer
Bad points
I smoke
4) Some of my favorite things to do or intrests
Gaming fan fic wirting and fucking with people's mind for fun and profit, mostly fun
5) Nickname
LT.Hit-Man
6) What does my future hold
My fate

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-23 10:33pm

The only help i can give you ask those around you,not on the net.

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-09-24 12:24am

darthdavid wrote:I've got an english project where i have to get people who know me to fill out a survey. Just answer the questions. Above the line they're about you, below, about me. (I'm doing this here because i'm too damn lazy to find someone in rl to answer.) This is for shool so try and keep it serious. Now without futher ado, i present the questionaire.

You cannot be this damn lazy man. As Aerius so eloquently put it, how the hell are we supposed to know any of the answers to these questions? And your picture just makes me wonder if your mom knows you're visiting these boards with perverted old men??

Just get on the damn phone and phone your friends if you're too lazy to go see them.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-09-24 12:41am

Take my advice. Use the thoroughly-tested "JediNeophyte Homework Avoidance and Evasion Maneuver, MkIII".

Here's how it works:

Get assignment
Take assignment home
Don't do assignment

Free and simple in 3 easy steps!

Cyborg Stan · Post by **Cyborg Stan** » 2003-09-24 12:58am

Hmm.... as already pointed out, we're really not suited for this assignment. However, since it amuses me so, I will answer to the best of my ability.

Name : Cyborg Stan (aka James William Binh Diller)
Gender : Male
Age : 20
Relation to Student : Random Unimportant Forum Denizen

1) Physical Description : Has a demonic grin, coupled with the soulless flat-black eyes like the very pits of hell. Either that, or I can't see too well with this picture.

2) Personality Traits :
Probably Not A Mass Murderer (Yet)
Probably Feels There's A Difference Between Black and Darkish Grey
Probably Doesn't Throw Fish Into His Toilet (Unless They Really Deserve It)

3) Strengths : Knows enough to minimize his own workload.
Weakness : Doesn't know how to do it correctly.

4) Interests/Hobbies : Posting on SD.net?

5) Nickname : Errrr..... "darthdavid"?

6) Future : I see a truck...... or is it a plane? How should know?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-09-24 01:27am

I advise the smartasses to lay off of DarthDavid or I'll split your sorry asses into HOS.

Name: Rob Dalton
Gender: Male
Age: 22
Relationship to student: Acquaintance on a web board.

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1)Physical description

Short. Young-looking. Brown hair.

2) Three personality traits (please explain)

I have insufficient knowledge of the student to truthfully answer this question.

3) sthrengths and weaknesses

I have insufficient knowledge of the student to truthfully answer this question.

4) Some of my favorite things to do or intrests

Star Wars, obviously.

5) Nickname

DarthDavid

6) What does my future hold

Always in motion is the future.

David · Post by **David** » 2003-09-24 01:55am

aerius wrote:
darthdavid wrote:I've got an english project where i have to get people who know me to fill out a survey. Just answer the questions.

darthdavid wrote:Please, some serious responses that properly answer the questions.
People who know you, we don't even know your name for fuck's sake! For all I know you're a 40 year old undercover computer crimes cop pretending to be a 15 year old kid. Seriously now, this is a message board, we don't friggin' know you, get off your lazy ass and get some people you know IN REAL LIFE to fill out the damn survey. All we can do is give smartass answers and answers based on false & incomplete information.

True statement, you need to get some people that really know you dd. I very much doubt anyone here would be willing to give you much info about themselves unless it is already available or you know then well.

Yup, my GF's sister and every other girl I know. I can go snuggle, kiss, make out & go out with any girl I want as long as we don't end up having sex.

One of these days you sonofabitch............one of these days.........

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-09-24 03:05pm

Lock this thread, i'll just get someone in rl to answer. Thanks for any and all help but you've made me realize that i've got to do this crap in rl. So goodbye see j00 l8r

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-10-01 09:36pm

Due tommorow, no work please please please, just one serious reply. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Dead Dead. ARRRRGHHHHH. Please. *slumps over passed out due to hyperventilation*

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-10-01 09:40pm

darthdavid wrote:Due tommorow, no work please please please, just one serious reply. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Dead Dead. ARRRRGHHHHH. Please. *slumps over passed out due to hyperventilation*

There's several serious replies in this thread.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-10-01 09:45pm

Dalton wrote:
darthdavid wrote:Due tommorow, no work please please please, just one serious reply. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Dead Dead. ARRRRGHHHHH. Please. *slumps over passed out due to hyperventilation*
There's several serious replies in this thread.

Erm he needs replies that

For the lower questions you were supposed to describe me. Sorry about any confusion. Here's a pic to help w/ physical descriptions.

Most of us wrote like Hitman there what we are.

Cyaround,
Jason

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-10-01 09:50pm

Name: Mike I.
Gender: Male
Age: 15

Relationship to student: Posts on the same message board.

1)Physical description

Young (13-15?), brown hair, small.
(Note: that is a really dark picture. Hard to see physical attributes through)

2) Three personality traits (please explain)
Hyper, as evidenced here: "Due tommorow, no work please please please, just one serious reply. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Dead Dead. ARRRRGHHHHH. Please. *slumps over passed out due to hyperventilation*"

I can't think of any others.

3) sthrengths and weaknesses
Could work on some small spelling/grammar problems in typing...

4) Some of my favorite things to do or intrests
Star Wars, creating .gifs from the internet ("smiley from hell").

5) Nickname
darthdavid

6) What does my future hold
No clue.
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It's probably a bad idea to ask people here about this stuff, dd. I doubt anyone here really knows you well enough to make any serious remarks about you.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-10-01 09:53pm

Never mind. I've finally got the e-mail back from my RL friend. Thanks for the concern, now could a mod delete this thread from hell.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-10-01 10:28pm

Hehe, better edit out the mentionings of Stardestroyer.net, no telling what your teacher would think if she decided to search around and found this slum pit.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-10-01 10:40pm

Necromancy!!!!!!!

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-10-01 10:51pm

WTF? I thought this thread was deleted.~Jason

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