"Paranoia" RPG from WEG

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-09-24 12:45am

In the Paranoia game that my brother is playing with
some Something Awful'ers, a guy in my brother's party said
"comrade", so my brother and everyone else beat the shit out
of him and killed him for being a Commie Traitor

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-09-24 12:49am

:O

Poor guy...

GO COMMUNISM!! l3nin is teh r0x0rz!!11

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-24 01:03am

lol

and some folks in C&C lan parties still don't know why I say "Commie Mutant Traitor Scum", "Trust the Computer" & "That information requires Ultra Violet Clearance" when some poor spy try's to sneak into my base...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-24 01:06am

JediNeophyte wrote::O

Poor guy... GO COMMUNISM!! l3nin is teh r0x0rz!!11

Terminates Jedi Neophyte.

Yes computer all problems have been taken care of.

My favorite was being Internal Security and Illuminati I was the ultimate bent cop

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-09-24 01:25am

Hehheh!!

Long live the Vulture Squad from Dimension X!

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-09-24 02:10am

Attention all citizens hapiness hour is now all unhappy citizens please report to level 7 energy production area thank you.

The Computer is happy .The computer is crazy.The computer wants yuou to be happy this will drive you crazy.

Drug therapy in Paranoia means doped up to the gills.

Attention Citizens All Red clearance Troubleshooters please report to the Vulture Warrior live fire range thank you

Paranopia where you can get conflicting orders and will be shot for not carrying them out.

Paranoia where your social class is detemined by color ROY G BIV with Infared clearance being the bottom of the barrel and the Ultra Violet clear\ance being just under the computer in power

Attention Citizens please ignor this meassage

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-09-24 02:14am

I played a blue clearance IS trooper once had a pack of Red clearance TS follow me on patrol on orders well so as to keep my car clean I tied em to the roof...then went to the wash.... there clones met me at the destination

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-09-24 02:21am

Say Shep, does that RPG use WEG's D6 engine, by any chance?

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-09-24 02:31am

No it use a d20....,. what is the treasonous sounding d6 engine you speak of citizen?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-24 02:45am

Under official secrets I can not reveal my actual Roy g biv clearance of my Int Sec character, I am notoriously hard to kill (as no one seems to have an Idea of just how many clones I have left, I am good friends with the computer, and very good friends with the computer's best friend.....

YOu wan't things that don't exist it can be done.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-09-24 02:51am

Typhonis 1 wrote:No it use a d20....,. what is the treasonous sounding d6 engine you speak of citizen?

D6 is the shiznit. D20 is junk.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-09-24 03:02am

Spanky this game used d20 way before WOTC got it its used for skills and stats

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-09-24 03:04am

That doesn't make D20 any less lame.

Uts and I prefer D6.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-24 03:11am

*Sends Uts and Spanky to the "Training Center" for proper education on the merit's of D20's in the Alpha Complex. Opps I accidentally put The Ring Tape in there sorry.

<Seven Days>

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2003-09-24 04:51am

MKSheppard wrote:In the Paranoia game that my brother is playing with
some Something Awful'ers, a guy in my brother's party said
"comrade", so my brother and everyone else beat the shit out
of him and killed him for being a Commie Traitor

I sincerely hope the termination voucher was completed properly, in triplicate.

greenmm · Post by **greenmm** » 2003-09-24 09:03am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:That doesn't make D20 any less lame.

Uts and I prefer D6.

That's why I prefer games that use more than 1 type of dice. D6 or D20, it's all the same to me: junk.

Give me a game that uses D20, D6, D8, D10, D12, and even D4...

Hendrake · Post by **Hendrake** » 2003-09-24 09:24am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:D6 is the shiznit. D20 is junk. :P

So you are not happy with friend Computer's decisions, citizien?

Of course, Paranoia uses the D20 but not the rules of the D20 system, and it is quite prone to beiung run with D6 / D8 /D256 / Dpi / D1, since all a master needs is sadism...

What is your security clearance, citizien?

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-09-24 10:49am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Typhonis 1 wrote:No it use a d20....,. what is the treasonous sounding d6 engine you speak of citizen?
D6 is the shiznit. D20 is junk.

Wrong D20, treasonous scum. Report to Termination Chamber for your punishment for dissing the best RPG ever written.

Termination Chambers now have minty-fresh scented mustard gas for your convenience! Have a nice day, Citizen and remember, the Computer is your friend!

SecondStorm · Post by **SecondStorm** » 2003-09-24 11:06am

D20 is created by Commie Mutant Traitor Scum in an attempt to subvert the Computer and sabotage Alpha City.
They shall not succed. Be happy. Trust the Computer.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-09-24 11:08am

I'm not going to be a part of this TGOD bullshit...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-24 12:26pm

<voice=ultraviolet>This is not TGOD this is Alpha Complex, what is this treasonous "TGod you speak of? Oh what is your security Clearance citizen Spanky? you do not have an Alpha Complex name.

*First Name (Security Clearance) Residential Block*

i.R.O.Y.G.B.I.V.U <are the clearances> (i=infrared, U=ultraviolet)

hmm, does not know basic paranoia information, Guard sieze him he must be a spy!!!

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-24 12:29pm

Paranoia is the most fun to watch of any tabletop, I'll say that much. A small group of us MST3k'd a session one time in college.

"Any moment now, sawblades, right out of the wall.."(What do you know, they did).

"Communists? No communists here. Try the Central Computer Core, comrade. Er, I mean, old buddy friend man."(When they actually found teh Communists, who all spoke of Tovodarch Computer)

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-09-24 01:12pm

Int Sec officer James-B-OND-1 to all security troops remeber Stay Alert,Trust no one,Keep your laser handy

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-09-24 01:28pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I'm not going to be a part of this TGOD bullshit...

I told you, Spanks; crap like classes, levels, exp, hit points, armor 'class', and a rigid skill/action system fries their brains and forces them to think in unrealsitic terms to fit with their unrealistic, overly-complext-but-overly-limited rule systems and engine.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-24 01:55pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I'm not going to be a part of this TGOD bullshit...
I told you, Spanks; crap like classes, levels, exp, hit points, armor 'class', and a rigid skill/action system fries their brains and forces them to think in unrealsitic terms to fit with their unrealistic, overly-complext-but-overly-limited rule systems and engine.

You've clearly never played Paranoia.

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