"I fight with love, and I laugh with rage, you gotta live light enough to see the humour and long enough to see some change" - Ani DiFranco, Pick Yer Nose
"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
Congratulations!
You are now one year closer to a slowly failing health, senility, and death.
Have a good day *sigh* You've found a grey hair again, haven't you, Master Bruce.
Happy Birthday, Master Montcalm.
Two, actually
*sobs*
Seriously, Happy Birthday.
Stripper's on her way, and I see the birthday spankings have started to arrive, too...
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
Huzzah! It is on this day the anniversary of this ones passing into this word is celebrated! Happy birthday Montcalm! He's a gift *hands Montcalm a bolwing ball; on it reads "Let's be friends N--tr--m!"*
HELPFUL OBSERVER:The last word is apparently scratched out.
ME: Shut it, shut it up you.
HELPFUL OBSERVER: Shut it up, me.