New Gameshow! Who would you like to shoot?

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New Gameshow! Who would you like to shoot?

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Well? And with what weapon?

Yeah, I just came from SA...
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Note, it has to be a sci-fi character you really dislike
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KJA! What? Sci-Fi only eh?

Hmm Weasly tops the list then, Oh and Young Anakin, preferbly keep a clone around so we get DV on time and delivered :D

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Blah no contest!
Jar-Jar and as many times as possible!
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Post by RayCav of ASVS »

I'm gonna go a more unique route

Kyp :D
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Neelix. any weapon that would kill very slowly and painfully. :twisted: :twisted:
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Post by RayCav of ASVS »

RayCav of ASVS wrote:I'm gonna go a more unique route

Kyp :D
Oh, and I forgot...

for irony's sake, let's use the SunCrusher :D
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Sci-Fi only?

Hmmmm, a Tribble. Then I could drink it's blood, gain it's power and with in days thousands of anarchist bunnies would be over running the off topic forums maiming, killing, and doing just generally mean stuff.
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I'd like to arrange most of the people from B5, the entire crew of Voyager, and the entire crew of Enterprise on a bullseye and shoot at them with a battery of 155mm artillery pieces firing DPICM submunitions.
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Take Kathryn Janeway and Wesley and Picard into a submarine, dive as deep as possible (300 meters should suffice), and then shoot them out of the torpedo tubes :mrgreen:
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The entire crew of every Star Trek series ever (except TOS cause it was great B-grade sci-fi, gotta love it). Line them all up, and shoot them one by one with an Eldar Death Spinner (for those who don't know, it's a monofilament weapon that turns people into something the consistancy of chunky soup). An I'd leave Janeway till last.
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I would like to kill Jar Jar Binks
I would dunk him in a Bacta Tank and run electricity through it, then when he was close to death turn the power off allowing him to heal and keep repeating the cycle. I ripped that idea of the Twi'Lek's
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I would like to kill Jar Jar Binks
I would dunk him in a Bacta Tank and run electricity through it, then when he was close to death turn the power off allowing him to heal and keep repeating the cycle. I ripped that idea of the Twi'Lek's
Its a good one(And pretty smart when you think about it)
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Harry Potter.





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For weapons, I'd go with the Veron-T disruptor.
Characters, Janeway atleast, and Tsavong Lah, never liked that fanatic asshole
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I'd put Janeway, Wesley, Jar Jar, young Anakin, teenage Anakin, John Archer, the new guy from SG-1 and every single one of the Ba'ku from STI in a group and fire a heavy turbolaser at them.

What? Too many? Too big a gun? I don't care. :twisted:
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Data and 7 of 9 with a 40mm auto cannon for starters. Let see them Technobabble they're way out of that!
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Data and 7 of 9 with a 40mm auto cannon for starters. Let see them Technobabble they're way out of that!
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So many that need killing, so little room, hmm... All Star Trek characters except for the orginial, Jar Jar, Anakin (annie...), Mulder (he just seems to annoy me), Robert Rupert (I know, not sci-fi, but hey, whats wrong with ridding society of a few real life annoying people)... gee, I'm out of ideas, well for the method, draw and quarter them with a rusty butter knife :twisted:.
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Nah, you people aren't thinking cruel enough. Leave them with pirahnas in a goa'uld sarcophagus, repeat. Or like someone else said, put them in an eternal pit. Oh yes the quartering would work, but why not resurrect them and do it again and again and again. Or for something even better, use trek's own nanoprobes to resurrect them, then kill them instead of the sarcophagus. Using treknology against trekkies. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Wussley, Jarjar, annie, all DS9.

Sandpaper them all over and dump them in a tank of saltwater.

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Agreed...I'd use whatever was handy, preferably breaking his wand and beating him with it...

of course, thats mainly because every time someone finds out my name is "Harry", they automaticly ask about the "Potter" part (it's not)
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