Best brand of lube

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-24 09:05pm

After fairly thorough comparison testing, I have determined that "ID Glide" is the best brand of lube. Better than "Probe", the highly acclaimed "Wet", and even "Astroglide".

Just in case anyone's in need of that information.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-09-24 09:08pm

Hm...if one sometimes needs lube for ease of vaginal intercourse, what does that mean?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-09-24 09:09pm

Nothing beats good ol' Vaseline for masturbation, IMHO.

And water based lubes sometimes work TOO well, easing entry that much can be painful!

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-09-24 09:11pm

Frank Hipper wrote:And water based lubes sometimes work TOO well, easing entry that much can be painful!

The pain is part of the pleasure.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-24 09:13pm

Speaking of lube, I've been seeing ads about "KY Warming Lotion" which is advertised as a lube used for sex. Has anyone tried this stuff yet?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-09-24 09:13pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:Hm...if one sometimes needs lube for ease of vaginal intercourse, what does that mean?

A) Dude, you're enormous!

B)She has a very common condition that is eased with personal lubricants.

I vote "B".

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-09-24 09:14pm

kojikun wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:And water based lubes sometimes work TOO well, easing entry that much can be painful!
The pain is part of the pleasure.

You're still a virgin, aren't you.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-09-24 09:15pm

Frank Hipper wrote:
Illuminatus Primus wrote:Hm...if one sometimes needs lube for ease of vaginal intercourse, what does that mean?
A) Dude, you're enormous!

B)She has a very common condition that is eased with personal lubricants.

I vote "B".

Well, the fit was really...tight, and I am very generously endowed, and sometimes it wasn't necessary, but sometimes it was.

What condition causes that?

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-09-24 09:17pm

On the less stereotypically SD.net side of things, my old auto shop teacher and I have found that Tri-Flow is like WD-40 on steroids. Excellent stuff for your less personal lubrication needs.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-09-24 09:18pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Well, the fit was really...tight, and I am very generously endowed, and sometimes it wasn't necessary, but sometimes it was.

What condition causes that?

Some ladies just aren't as moist as others, just a variation from person to person.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-24 09:20pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:Hm...if one sometimes needed lube for ease of vaginal intercourse, what's that mean?

Some women experience vaginal dryness after pregnancy for some reason (hormones out of whack, presumably). There can also be certain times during a woman's cycle, or some women just suffer from a medical condition. It's not that unusual for women to need lube for vaginal intercourse (although it's obviously much more necessary for anal intercourse).

There's also the issue of her state of mind. If she's really horny and there's been some foreplay, she should be dripping wet. But if she's tense, or worried about something, or not into it, or there's been no fireplay, she could be dry.

And one final note: even if she's quite wet on the inside, she might not be that wet right at the entrance, so a wee bit of lube can be helpful just to make the first thrust nice and comfortable.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-09-24 09:22pm

Frank Hipper wrote:You're still a virgin, aren't you.

Dicks aren't all there is to stick in ones ass.. >D

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-09-24 09:23pm

Darth Wong wrote:And one final note: even if she's quite wet on the inside, she might not be that wet right at the entrance, so a wee bit of lube can be helpful just to make the first thrust nice and comfortable.

I think this hits the spot. Foreplay almost always preceeded and for quite awhile, and she was always quite wet--once I got past the initial thrust in, there was never a problem.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-09-24 09:27pm

kojikun wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:You're still a virgin, aren't you.
Dicks aren't all there is to stick in ones ass.. >D

There is a world of difference between doing yourself, and someone doing you. Especially a BIG someone, dry.

Trust me on this.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-09-24 09:29pm

Darth Wong wrote:After fairly thorough comparison testing, I have determined that "ID Glide" is the best brand of lube. Better than "Probe", the highly acclaimed "Wet", and even "Astroglide".

Just in case anyone's in need of that information.

-makes note-

-looks foward to occasion to prove this theory-

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-09-24 09:30pm

XaLEv™ brand saliva, with citrus. Truly the best lubricant I have ever used.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-09-24 09:33pm

Frank Hipper wrote:There is a world of difference between doing yourself, and someone doing you. Especially a BIG someone, dry.

Trust me on this.

Yeah but you said the lube would ease entry too much such that its painful. There isnt any dryness. And size.. again, the pain is part of the pleasure.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-09-24 09:34pm

XaLEv wrote:XaLEv? brand saliva, with citrus. Truly the best lubricant I have ever used.

Can i get it applied straight from the source?

aronkerkhof · Post by **aronkerkhof** » 2003-09-24 10:18pm

This is a great resource! Personally, I've always favored Probe, and Astroglide when I can't get that (for some reason, Probe seems to be an exclusively adult-toy shop type item around these parts) as Astroglide you can get at any local pharmacy.

All are superior to KY, which if anyone uses for a sex lube, they are *really* missing out. It seems to me that once you get past the quantum leap improvement over the nasty KY, Astroglide and Probe are pretty similar. What's so great about the ID Glide?

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-09-24 10:27pm

Extra lube-tacular.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-09-24 10:29pm

Frank Hipper wrote:Nothing beats good ol' Vaseline for masturbation, IMHO.

Lube for masturbation... pfft.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-24 11:04pm

XaLEv wrote:XaLEv™ brand saliva, with citrus. Truly the best lubricant I have ever used.

I'd like to try that someday soon...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-24 11:08pm

Frank Hipper wrote:
kojikun wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:You're still a virgin, aren't you.
Dicks aren't all there is to stick in ones ass.. >D
There is a world of difference between doing yourself, and someone doing you. Especially a BIG someone, dry.

Trust me on this.

Thank you. I've never had anyone in me dry, but I've taken some big ones tho. Ten inches long by eight inches around, anyone?

Vaseline is THE MASTER when it comes to taking it up the butt from a guy with a BFG between his legs...

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-09-25 12:59am

Christ, I'm suprised it took so long for this topic to be created. I knew it was only a matter of time... and that either Wong or Ein would make it.

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2003-09-25 01:59am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Thank you. I've never had anyone in me dry, but I've taken some big ones tho. Ten inches long by eight inches around, anyone?

Vaseline is THE MASTER when it comes to taking it up the butt from a guy with a BFG between his legs...

Phew. I winced when I read that. More power to ya, I say.

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